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| Zath Chauvert |
Author has written 26 stories for Scarlet Pimpernel, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Pirates of the Caribbean, Legend, Lord of the Rings, Brothers Grim, King Kong, Shadow, Boondock Saints, Jekyll, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Omega Factor, and Devil's Whore. Okay, I guess I should finally get around to updating this stupid bio. The previous version was at least three years old, and in the time since then everything single thing that I said about myself (not that I had said all that much) has been rendered untrue. So here are, in no particular order, things I feel you should know about me: Don't bother using the e-mail address listed at the beginning of most of my stories. That account is dead, and I'm not going to revive it. Anything you have to say about my stories can be said through the "Review" button I do plan on eventually finishing all of the "in-progress" stories posted here. It may not happen in the next several years, but I'll get to them some day. The only possible exception to this is "Breaking Fast," which isn't really thrilling me anymore. However, if I do decide to abandon it completely, I'll at least say as much and post the outline of how the rest of the story was supposed to have gone. I am not going to try to make any of my old Pirates of the Caribbean fic compliant with the canon of the later movies. I had toyed with the idea after Dead Man's Chest was released, but At World's End pretty much killed it. As far as I'm concerned, "The Adventures of James Norrington, Pirate" went AU at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl. Norrington never became obsessed with hunting Sparrow and never resigned his commission. He is going to sail through a rather nasty storm, but he's the one who gets lost in it, not his ship and crew, because that has been my plan from the very beginning. As much as I liked Scruffington in DMC, my Pirate!Norrington is a different man and I'm going to stand by him. Isla de Muerta never sank. Barbossa, as much as I like him, never came back from the dead. Will Turner is still a blacksmith, and Elizabeth has mostly grow out of her "pirates are the coolest thing ever!" phase. The Flying Dutchman is nothing more than a myth. Davy Jones and his locker are just a figures of speech, and Cutler Beckett choked to death on a peach pit when he was five years old. To a lesser extent, all of this also applies to "One Large Banana," but that's silly comedy instead of drama, so it isn't as important. I'm not saying that I will never write fic dealing with DMC or AWE, because someday I might. However, don't hold your breath. That's all I have to say right now. I'll add more as I think of it. | |||||
1. Drabble: 1973? reviewsA drabble-length crossover between Life On Mars and The Devil's Whore, featuring spoilers for the end of tDH and blatant abuse of Sam Tyler's opening monologue for my own amusement.Crossover - Life on Mars & Devil's Whore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-11 - E. Sexby - Complete2. The Ghost of Colleagues Past reviewsBased on the BBC's 1979 series The Omega Factor and written for the 2009 Yuletide fic exchange. Six months after the last episode, Tom Crane follows a psychic hunch and gets a surprise.Omega Factor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-10 - Complete3. Missing, Presumed Dead reviewsThis was written for the 2009 LoM Ficathon and the prompt of "the test card girl, Gene, dreams." What really happened to Sam Tyler?Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete4. In The Lions' Den reviewsA missing scene from the second episode: Tom's thoughts on Hyde killing the lion.Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 9-9-09 - Complete5. Safe reviewsSet an unknown amount of time after episode six. Hyde is awake again, and for the first few seconds it feels just like old times, only without Jackman's whiny messages on the dictaphone.Jekyll - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete6. Brand New reviewsI know that it has been done before elsewhere, but this is my own brief spin on Hyde's first night of existence as seen in the ep. 4 flashback.Jekyll - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-09 - Complete7. The Caged Chameleon reviewsA tale of Chauvelin, Percy, and an inescapable prison cell, written for the 2008 Yuletide fic exchange. It's also a tiny bit of a crossover with "Brotherhood of the Wolf," but only in the background, so you don't need to be familiar with that at all.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete8. Ninety Nine And A Half Percent Human reviewsThe TARDIS is having technical difficulties, and there's something strange about one of its new passengers. A vaguely silly one-shot crossover between Doctor Who and the BBC's Jekyll. No OCs.Crossover - Doctor Who & Jekyll - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-8-08 - 10th Doctor - Complete9. Strange Case of Dr Jackman and the Dead Victorian reviewsBefore Project Gemini, there was Project Genesis. Now, thanks to old DNA, modern science, and a chance encounter, the original Henry Jekyll suddenly isn't as dead as he wanted to be. Sequel to the BBC's "Jekyll," minus the "Kiss for Mommy" scene.Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-15-0810. Huge reviewsIt was the highlight of Greenley's career. Oneshot, 200 word drabble.Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete11. Strange Bedfellows reviewsRandom oneshot. Lamont checks on Margo late at night and makes a discovery.Shadow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete12. Nothing To Do With The Son Of Kong reviewsAfter years of staying away, Captain Englehorn has finally returned to New York City. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered. Minor crossover.King Kong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-0613. The Adventures of James Norrington, Pirate » reviewsLost at sea and given the choice of either dying as navy men or living as pirates, Commodore Norrington and Lieutenant Gillette choose life. This story is AU for everything after Curse of the Black Pearl. On a very long hiatus, but not abandoned.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 3-25-0414. Learning To Share reviewsJacob and Wilhelm were used to sharing things, then they met Angelika.Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-4-0615. Breaking Fast » reviewsAU after CotBP. All Lieutenant Gillette wanted was some peace and quite and a beer. What he ends up getting is entirely different. SLASHPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 7-29-0416. One Large Banana reviewsIce, plus lime juice, plus sugar, plus banana, plus rum equals trouble. AU after CotBP.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-04 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow17. Cool Beans reviewsA young woman finds herself participating in the latest entry into the "fictional character dies and is transported to modern Earth" genre of fanfic. There's just one little problem that keeps things from being the usual fangirl's dream come true.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-29-04 - Boromir18. Legend: Segue reviewsAt the end of the movie, Darkness merely lost a battle, not the war. He can never be truly defeated. Now, he makes plans for the future.Legend - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-24-03 - Complete19. Jack Sparrow's Black Pearl reviewsFilk song. Onboard the Dauntless heading for Port Royal near the end of the movie, Will and Elizabeth discuss Jack to the tune of "The Tango: Maureen" from Rent.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-03 - Complete20. Chauvelin For Another Day reviewsIt's not easy being the villain eight shows a week. Chauvelin sings about his job.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-03 - Complete21. The Destruction Of Man reviewsJekyll & Hyde musicalverse. A filk song about everyone's favorite chemically-created, mass-murdering psychopath, Edward Hyde.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-7-03 - E. Hyde & H. Jekyll - Complete22. The Trial reviewsNot exactly a crossover, this is a brief scene from The Scarlet Pimpernel as it might have been if it had been done by the Monty Python guys.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-7-03 - Complete23. Pimpernel Limericks reviewsThe novel The Scarlet Pimpernel summarized in verse, very very bad verse... The summary is bad too, but the verse is truly abysmal.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-7-03 - Complete24. Lost In Her Bed reviewsPercy and Marguerite have some trouble in the bedroom, but it's not what you think.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-3-03 - Complete25. Chauvelin In Therapy reviewsIt's silly and stupid, and the story itself is only 100 words long, so you might as well take 30 seconds and read it.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-3-03 - Complete26. Fatherly Concern reviewsAfter the events of Sir Percy Hits Back, Chauvelin apostrophizes.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-03 - Complete
