Hello everyone! This is LMDG, and welcome to my profile! *opens arms wide while confetti falls and a happy song plays in the background*

LMDG News:

As the end of the school year draws near, I've got to pay more time to my schoolwork; thus, I must put my stories on hold and update when I can. Sorry for any inconvenience...

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Quiz of Epicosity

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Ahh, so many random paragraphs! Lemme pick one:

"anthocyanins. Flavonoids in general"

Wow. Says something about what weird stuff I read.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

The tv remote.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Phineas and Ferb's on, but I'm only kinda paying attention. I guess it still counts.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Around 9:30 pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Ha! 9:30 on the dot! I am GOOD!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The tv.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

To get from orchestra to my mom's car. I was inside all dayXD

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile from which I stole this.

9. What are you wearing?

A tee, a sweater, and sweatpants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but I don't remember what about.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my friend slipped and made a weird sound in dance class earlier.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A clock, pictures, windows, and a fireplace (if that counts)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I'm a dancer; I watch my fellow dancers dance, which I guess is kinda weird.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Why do people always ask that? I think it's good for those of you awesome readers to get to know me better.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy my way through high school and college, and with whatever's left I'll buy a nice house and car and become a published author and philanthropist.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I do karate! Got my first degree back in September.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

I'd make sure nobody ends up near the poverty line.

19. A quote that you love/live by:

"There is so little time to be born to the instant."

- Martha Graham

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ellice (man, I love that name!)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Daniel or Peter

27. Word that rhymes with "door": bore

28. Favorite planet?

Earth (duh)

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

My dad

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

"Tell us the story about the fridge."

"Well, there once was a person who opened their fridge, and thought 'I won't eat much, I'll just take a drum stick'. One hour later they were found face down, and the casualty was all over town!"

"WHOOOOAAAAHHHH!" [lots of laughter]

"The end!"

"Did it have onion rings on top?"

"Oh, yeah."

Yeah, I know--makes NO sense. But I love it anyway;)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

A blue tee with stars on it so it looks like the night sky (is it really that important to you? Yeesh...)

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing:

Well, I'm in socks, and I don't know the brand.

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Bright.

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

The author had some pretty funny stuff in that profile... Probably has an awesome sense of humor.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping. Duh.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

"At 5. On my way now."

37. Where is your mailbox?

In front my house and end of my driveway, duh again!

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

Yeah

40. Last furry thing you touched?

My dog:3

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

Probably 1, because I don't remember itXD

46. What is your current desktop picture?

A silhouette of a girl breathing fire (cartoon, of course)

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"Okay, just a sec." Haha YEAH RIGHT.

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

The money... flying won't keep me out of debt:/

50. The last song you listened to?

"Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons. LOVE IT TO DEATH.

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

My dad? Uh, I'd already have a gun in my hand and shoot the shooter before the trigger was even pulled; I'm just that awesome. Love you, Daddy:3

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

Can't say the name, but a a* hole from school who considers themself better than everyone else.

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Going on a date with an awesome dude. I'm a hopeless romantic

54. Your worst fault?

I lie a lot. And that's the truth; I swear...

What Monster Are You?

VAMPIRE

[X ] You'd rather be pale than tan. (Well, it wouldn't go with my hair color.)

[X] You like to eat or drink red things.

[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. (I wouldn't know...)

[X ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. (I wouldn't say SEDUCTIVE...)

[X ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. (Sad to say yeah... But I'd never, like, drink it like a va,pure, though. That'd be weird.)

[ X] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.

[X ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.

[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. (If only...)

[ ] You're more active at night. (Oh, yeah. That is me. I wake up at 3 in the morning!)

Total

: 6

ZOMBIE

[X] You're an outcast.

[ X] You feel as if you're not truly alive. (Sometimes)

[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.

[X] You tend to zone out.

[ ] You don't feel very smart.

[ ] You like worms. (Eh, they're just there.)

[ ] You like taking things slowly.

[ ] You like odd foods.

[X] You prefer to suffer in silence.

[X ] You don't get much sleep.

Total

: 5

GHOST/PHANTOM

[X] You're invisible. (To others, mostly.)

[ X] You have an oddly eerie presence. (If I'm pissed off)

[X ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.

[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.

[ ] You're incredibly/very gentle.

[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive. (I'm sure he either hates my guts or is avoiding me out of fear...)

[X] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking.

[X] You enjoy scaring people. (It depends...)

[X] You like the indoors.

[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total

: 6

GHOUL

[ ] You will eat just about anything.

[X] You like to attack people verbally or physically. (Only when I'm mad)

[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed

[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.

[X] You like stalking people. (Kinda fun. Especially if they don't notice.)

[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces

[X] You get hungry easily.

[ ] You like torture.

[ ] You live to hurt people.

[ ] You like the idea of being insane. ( I don't like it, but I find it interesting)

Total: 3

SHAPESHIFTER

[X] You have different personalities.

[X] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.

[X] You're fickle.

[ ] You have more than one lover.

[X] You're unpredictable. (I like to think I am)

[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date. (Er, NO)

[X] You are fond of many different things.

[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor. (I wish)

[X] You often say one thing and mean another.

[X] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. (Good lord, my room's a mess because of it)

Total

: 7

DEMON

[X] You have a very bad temper (When angered)

[ ] You're usually angry.

[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.

[ ] You worship Satan. (I believe that Hell exists, but I don't worship Satan)

[ ] You like pentagrams.

[X] You love to mess with people's heads.

[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.

[X] You laugh when other people are hurt (If it's funny and I know they're ok)

[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.

[ /] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. (Depends on the insult)

Total

: 3 1/2

Awesome! I'm a shapeshifter.

What Stereotype Do You Fit?

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie

You own something from Pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale (Who hates buying things on sale? Then you can buy more things that are on sale.)

You have more than one house. (Technically... It belongs to the whole extended family)

Total: 9

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. (Second place to silver)

You have thought about death. (Not like that; I just find it a good muse)

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick. (To Halloween parties only)

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps. (Er, I don't stereotype)

You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.

Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard. (Hah, I suck at it)

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter (depends on what you mean by like)

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework. (Hah yeah right; I do it the class before it's due)

You never miss school unless you're sick. (Beats home, I tell you)

Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression.

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence.

You cry easily. (I'd like to think not)

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem (Who hasn't written a sad poem?)

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot (depends on the degree of emoness)

Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot (I swear like a sailor, and it shows in my writing)

You have freestyled. (I'm a DANCER)

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance. (I look stupid doing that)

Total : 4

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes

You collect your jerseys. (Heh, don't have any)

You have/had a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total: 5

Result: Prep--wait WHAT!?