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Author has written 3 stories for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Austin Powers, and Blair Witch Project. My life is dull...I enjoy saying "yo mama"...I went on a vacation to a crack house with my BFFL Hannah, Carol, and Emily ...we now have the nicknames "crack baby", "dope child", "crack whore", and "Just a whore"...I can't play card games very well...especially BS which stands for Bull Snogging...Emily and I plan that when we turn 16 we are going to be impregnated by some random guys with STDS and then run away to live in the crack house with our pimp (emily's ex cousin hunter) and eventually trick Hannah and Carol into getting pregnant and living with us too... other then all of that I am just your normal 14 year old girl...yo mama | |||||
1. Aussies, Blokes, and White Chocolate Platypuses » reviewsThis is the diary of Riley Furgus don't ask Cunningham, a 14 year old year girl straight out of middle school in the US, and straight into her new "crack house" in Australia. The only good part about living in Australia is all the cute guys, and being rConfessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-26-03 - Published: 3-31-032. The Blair B tch Project » reviewsThis is theBlair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-8-03 - Published: 5-7-033. Let's take over this joint, dawg reviewsDr. Evil has a new and much better/mature way to take over the world, and a new pad to plan it out in.Austin Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-03
