|Emperor B. Bast Bastillicus|
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A man of my rank and fame should not need to post an introduction, but I'm aware that the internet is filled with ignorant cretins, so I shall write a short personal summary for you all. I, B. Bast Bastillicus, proud descendant of T. Tyrannisus Testicullus, am the Emperor of The Bastillian Islands. I am a strong, confident male leader of 50 years, looking to expand my glorious Empire. However, as you may have heard on the international news recently, a major civil war broke out in my provinces and, as an extreme consequence, all of my soldiers and all my people were slaughtered. Therefore, I can not expand into further countries through violent force as usual, so I shall invade through this powerful website; I shall spread my teachings across the lands! Soon everyone will know and fear the name...B...Bast...Bastillicus.
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