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A Stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs you in the heart
but true friends only poke each other with straws.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot.
I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight
and maybe some days nothing goes right.
But when I think about it
and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Beth you didn’t know this.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

What is the beginning of the end and the end of time and space? The letter E

It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? The moon

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? Your name

What fastens two people yet touches only one? A wedding ring

When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing? A riddle

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART

, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

when you are given happyness grasp it with both hands as hard as you can.

when your hands start herting jive that happyness to someone else.