Hello my pets!

Wow... That's what I picked as my first line? I mean, all you people out there are gonna see "Hello my pets!" and think, 'Wow, what a creep' And I'm just like, 'Well, I'm sorry!' And then--

Alls you other peoples out there: GET TO THE POINT!!!

Uhh... *Cough* Sorry... Anywayyyyyyy, I'm one creepy little dude...

(Silence)

...I was waiting for the 'Aww no you aren't! You seem lovely!'... No? Okay then...

Call me ThatWeasel or Weasel if you like, but I'd rather you call me Joel (My real name). I love fanfiction, especially Harry Potter, oh god I love Harry Potter!!! I know I'm a wizard! My Hogwarts acceptance letter is just a little late...

Note to self: Stop using really old jokes that aren't funny anymore...

Anyway considering I watched all the potter films in two days and reading the books in a week or two I've moved onto other books which means more fandoms! Most of them will be fantasy books; most likely:

The Harry Potter Series

The Companion's Quartet Series

The Belgariad & Malloreon Series

The Faerie Wars Chronicles

I often try to really get to know characters so I can develop them better so don't be scared if I act like they're real or have little conversations with them... Or be scared, either one's good. (You should probably be scared...)

ONTO STORY TIME!