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Author has written 10 stories for Vampires, and Misc. Books.
Hey!!! ok so my book an adventure of a lifetime, my co-writer came up with an idea for a sequal, so I'm going to start working on that...IM SO EXCITED!!! cuz i havent written in close to a week because I can't think of anything...So please read, leave comments, PM me, and ENJOY!
and heres a little bit of backround about me
Age: um no.
Name: call me shortpeopleproblems
Favorite tv show: shark tank
favorite book: Matched series
School: i'll pass on telling you that...
favorite animal: hamster
favorite colour: light blue
favorite kind of weather: warm.
favorite band/singer: either bruno mars or 1D
favorite song: rock me by 1D or Just the way you are by bruno mars
HI everyone! back from Europe! the trip was really fun, but it was SO CRAZY!!! barely had time to sit down...but have no fear! chapter 6 of Second Chance at Life is coming soon, I promise...
I found these on a friend's page and just had to re-post 'em.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then would you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead y now.
hehe gotta love 'em...
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