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Author has written 10 stories for Vampires, and Misc. Books. Hey!!! ok so my book an adventure of a lifetime, my co-writer came up with an idea for a sequal, so I'm going to start working on that...IM SO EXCITED!!! cuz i havent written in close to a week because I can't think of anything...So please read, leave comments, PM me, and ENJOY! KK thx!!!! and heres a little bit of backround about me Age: um no. Name: call me shortpeopleproblems Favorite tv show: shark tank favorite book: Matched series School: i'll pass on telling you that... favorite animal: hamster favorite colour: light blue favorite kind of weather: warm. favorite band/singer: either bruno mars or 1D favorite song: rock me by 1D or Just the way you are by bruno mars HI everyone! back from Europe! the trip was really fun, but it was SO CRAZY!!! barely had time to sit down...but have no fear! chapter 6 of Second Chance at Life is coming soon, I promise... I found these on a friend's page and just had to re-post 'em. Girl Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then would you be mine? Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead y now. hehe gotta love 'em... | |||||||
1. Second Chace at Life » reviewssequel to An Adventure of a Lifetime, for all you amazing readers who loved it...Andrew and Paige are back in their second adventure, but this one's on earth. Guess who else is back? Yup, you got it. Aaron. Aaron does something very evil to Andrew. Read it and find out what! T for some swearing.Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 2-18-132. testing reviewshey guys! i know that this stinks, but one of my friends wanted to post poetry on fanfic, so i told him that I'd fugure out how to. so this is just a test.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-13 - Complete3. The wrong crowd reviewsLindsey Langford is perfect. Perfect grades, perfect looks, and has at least 15 activities a week. Is she just naturally perfect? Or is there more behind the reason that she's prefect? T for some swearing and I always rate my books T :)Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-134. An adventure of a lifetime » reviewsa young girl lives a regular life until she is killed in a car crash. once in heaven, she falls in love with an angel, aaron. t for some violence when she dies.Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 5-1-125. Not your average child reviewsLena isn't normal. she has powers, and on her first day of high school, her powers are flared accdientally. will she be able to trust her one new friend? T for some violence.Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-136. The experiment » reviewsa pair of 17 year old twins are sold to a science research lab at age 4 to be experimented on, and the experiments are painful.as twins, they feel all of eachother's pain. here is their story. T for a few swear words.Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-27-13 - Published: 1-16-137. The Diary of elizabeth Bradford Browning reviewsset in Williamsbug, 1650, when a young girl recieves a slave as a birthday present, he turns out to be more than a slave...read and see what i mean!Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-138. The mysterious house on 1st streetThalia is a seer. Anything she touches, its past and its present, she can see. when she decides to use her power on an old house near where she lives, its amazing life comes into view. ups and downs, its fate... read it and find out!Vampires - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Published: 2-27-129. no control reviewsI couldn't kind a catagory that fit this, so I put it in the same catagory as my other book. sorry vampire fans! this is not a vampire book!Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-12 - Complete10. Unbelievable, sucking, me reviewsOkay. First story submitted. Hope everyone likes it. Kind of violent.Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-12
