Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hey,there! I'm Sandra/Sandy or Sanda whichever is cool.. I'm 15 and i love writing! I can be many things i offten get called bi-polar by those who don't get mee..Yeah kinda effed up huh?Well,i take it all in i do have temper when,people think they can just be messed-up to me or anyone else! o
Currently working on making a multi chapter story called Tainted Love Claire and Quil pairing
i've got other ideas to play around with too! so,be warned and i really love writing it's my one and only escape along with reading because, it takes me to a whole different world where anything is possible expect me to be on FanFiction all the time!
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(New! thingy!) Danny's ff.net profile! :D http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4146228/
I've fallen for Ren from Footloose!!
My dedacation list!:
Frankie: My 4th grade bff! I loves you you know how i feel at times that i don't and you're like the older sister i never had :) I wish we could see eachother more ever since you and i moved away!Facebook is only so much :/
Jani (pronounced:Honey):My sancha you were always their through middle school! through all the drama i had to endure and stupid hoes..Haha..remember twinkie and cup-cake 'Fruit-cake' :DD I miss you i know long beach isn't too far but still!
Diana: OMG! I L.O.V.E. Yous!!!!!Hoe! haha! anyways,High school was soooooooo much more fun than i thought it ever could be with you! There was drama but we made it through still! that little baby scare and me thinking i was going to be an aunty! :)
Chayse: BESTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I met you on Bree's forum and you are undoubtfully awesome anddddd...wierd like meeee but still! ILY! :DDDDDDDDDDD
Mom & Dad:I know we all have problems but still some of those shouldn't invole others.And yeah,I know that you left us when i was 1 in a half dad but still i only have a pic of you while in a jail cell and eventhough,i get angery i still feel like i want to get to know you. :( I know i was a mistake to both of you and i wish i wasn't since,I was born when you guys were young.
Edward,Daniel Junior (My liddoh Bros!):First,Off why are you so annoying..haha! :) Nah,jkjk I love you guys.Eddie,that attitude of yours makes me think i'm jake and you're edward and we're fighting over bella or something fucking stupid!
The mysterious boy in my dream: I don't know who you are or why you invade my dreams every night,But I feel safe when i'm near you in them even if you wear a dark hooded sweater and jeans.I've never seen your face and i really do want to.In my dreams i feel full,whole even but in real life here! everything just falls apart and I just wish i knew who you are! :( I'll be waiting!
FanFiction: LOVE OF MY LIFE!
RP'ing:It's a love/hate relationship.You are like my drug! i live but can't live without you!
'“ It’s an extraordinary thing, to meet someone who you can bear your soul to. And who will accept you for what you are. I’ve been waiting, for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am.With you, I feel like I can finally begin. So I’d like to propose a toast to my love. No measure of time with you would be long enough. But lets start with forever."
"I can't say I prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads. I like emotion and elegance. Even expensive clothes do not guarantee a good look. You must be yourself."
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Moodier Than You since 1901
Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather-rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME, actually, OH MY EMMETT :D)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: Say shut up or i'll get James to kill you
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: Know ALOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: When being chased yell, JACOB, SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing thunderball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE: Yell, the sun! It burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: Yell, the sun! It makes me sparkle!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
1. You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
4. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
5. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
6. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
7. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
8. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
9. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
10. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
11. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
12.Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
13. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
14. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
15. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
16. If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile
17. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
18. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
19. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
20. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (If it weren't for them, there would be no Jacob/Renesmee, right?)
21. If you believe your own Jacob Black is out there somewhere, add this.
22. If whenever you see or hear the name 'Jacob' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
23. If your in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.
The Funniest Things:
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you
You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.
Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.– Albert Einstein
I am getting really good at putting together puzzles. I finished the latest one in mere weeks when the box said 2-4 years
Instead of following my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
Apparently cluelessness is a sign of stupidity. I had no idea.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterward.
I don’t obsess… I think intensely.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care!
I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
I’m not cynical. Just experienced.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
If two wrongs don’t make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?
Why do scientists call it REsearch when they are looking for something new?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why are they called apartments when they’re all together?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?
When you rearrange the letters:
Highlight the Truths about yourself...
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I play sports.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic. (hah!)
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (only wear them when i can't see far away)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch (I'm not really popular but I've got a lot of friends...)
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake. (I used to love Barbie)
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Nice...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Uh,No!)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have. (No,and i earn what i get!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (LOL)
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. (We're all talented in our own way.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". (No, I'm just proud to be myself.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar. (Honestly? I do lie...sometimes)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. (This is not true...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. puh-lease!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (LOL. Hear that Jaymes?)
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Prude my ass.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. (*shrug* Just being honest.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". (I say LOVE to sing but I don't think I'm very good at it.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (I don't love it THAT much)
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (True, I act Naive sometimes.)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Twilight!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (What the hell!?)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Aw, I am?)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (Okay, sometimes...But not always.)
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservativeand aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
ღ Sandy :D ღ
(P.s. I usually add more stuff on here when i can i am just super busy but ALWAYS on FF.net :P PM me just for whatever i guess I have FB TOO! :D)
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