So hi, I am Fox, i like Naruto, and Warriors. First, I Will list stories.

Published

The Cherry Blossom and the Raccoon-Complete

What Happens when an Emo Raccoon and a Sweet Cherry Blossom have a science project together? A Tragedy?

The Raccoon's Regret- In Progress

The Hyuga Prodigy and the Sabaku heir are transference to Suna after the terrible loss. The Raccoon is broken, but there is a blooming Waterlily that may capture the Hyuga's heart, and help heal the Raccoon's unseen wounds.(Sequel to The Cherry Blossom and the raccoon)

The Pup and the Puppetmaster- in Progress

What happens when Kiba Inuzuka's unruly little sister Raikou stops the Puppet Master from beating the snot out of Konohamaru?

The Satsuriku No Tenshi- In progress

Kurai and Kuro are stolen from their village, both are now Jin-kurriki's. one takes on life alone, the other wears a clouded robe to hide her identity, where do their paths lead them?

The Shukaku's Son- In progress

Gaara is really the Shukaku demons son., and the kazekage was the murderer of Gaara's poor mother. after twelve years of training in the desert with the Shukaku, he permanently smells of blood, and he returns to Sunagakure. for revenge. (Written for SpunkyPaperAngel, inspiered by her aswell, hence, the same name.)

Kitsunesame- In Progress

Kisame is dying. The akatsuki wanted him in the Organization and he refused, now, as he hides in a cave, with his dying breath, he sends a shark with samehada, the Shark Contract, and every Justu he knows, hoping that it makes it to a powerful successor. The shark lands in a Lake of Konah, pushing a small amount of Chakra out, he makes the still water lake saltwater and waits. after a few days, he senses a strong chakra signature, and smells the tears streaming down the boy's face. Whiskers, blonde hair, and sad blue eyes register in the Sharks vision, and he makes a deal with this child. ((Epic naru, crack fic, and possible NaruxHina))

The Fox Cloak- In Progress

Minato and Shinigami watch as Naruto is abused by konah. if it doesn't end, the Demon will be Released, and Minato is furious that his son is mistreated like this. it angers him more than anything. They will whisk away the little Six year old to train him, and harmonize him with the Fox. he will return to Konah as a full fledged shinobi, a Cloak emblemed with a fox as a kick in the face to the elders. its time for Naruto to kick ass. (EpicNaru Fic, InoxNaru pairing)

Locked In Hotel Room- Complete

What happens when Naruto gets sick of Sauske being all angsty, and Kankuro and Gaara get tierd of Temari moping about Skikamaru? they're locked in a hotel room is what.

Non Published

Kazami of the Wind-

Sasori is trying to shake of his annoying ex, aswell as help Pein keep the annoying Kage's off the Akatsuki territory, the kage Leader, Gaara has ordered them to stay away from his cousin. Kazami who intends on transferring to this school. But Sasori got to her before Gaara could. With a bruise she is banished, a week later, Sasori finds her, and takes her in. coming soon to the fan Fiction library.

The Outcast-

Sasori and Sakura have a child, when the girl, Lieko, turns fourteen, she runs away from the Akatsuki, with hatred for her father, of witch she has had since he killed Sakura for wanting to leave the Akatsuki with Lieko. she is tempted to leave her new friend, Kiku, for a man in the Akatsuki. a Man, that she cold never say no to.

Blood of Ice-((someone PM me if you want me to publish it, cause last time o posted something similar i got too many flames))

What happens when my own creation, Eztili, the Frost Demon Prince of Shimo is tossed into the Naruto verse? Eztili was once a carefree little demon, but after his father and brother died in war,the weight of his kingdom fell onto him. now he must find a mate, or he will die at the age of a young human. he is Unbonded, making him a liability to his widowed mother, and that is why he was sent away. always having bouts of temporary blindness and extreme pain, so what happens when everyone's favorite fox boy, Angsty Emo, and pink haired twit find him sitting against a tree, horns, tail, wings and all?

(this is stolen from SpunkyPaperAngel)

List your top 12 characters (in random order) and then answer the following questions.

1.Gaara

2.Neji

3.Kankuro

4.Deidara

5.Sasori

6.Naruto

7.Konan

8.Pein

9.Itachi

10.Sai

11.Tsunade

12.Minato

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

TsunadexNaruto?? are you CRAZY? WTF? NO

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES! YES I LOVE DEIDARA!!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

LOL! How would Minato get Pein pregnant? maybe the Female path?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hmm LOTS of fanfics aboout Itachi

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Neji? Naruto? AWE HELL NO! is a Neji Fangirl

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori/Itachi? or Sasori/Sai? hmm SasoSai deffinitly >=D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Konan walked in on Neji and Minato having sex? omg.. lol i dont know what she would do xD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Kankuro meets up with Sai at a Konaha to Suna meeting, the boy's stoic emotionless state agrivates the Puppet master, but enthralls him at the same time. he has to de-petal this pale stoic beuty.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Minato hurts after the rejection of his son, nd his wife is no where to be found in the realm of Kami. one day as h mopes around the darker area of Kami's realm, he finds a lost blue hired woman, and she comforts him about his loss, her smile gives him a strange flutter in his heart. happiness.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(fun >=D) Deidara captures the one tailed Jin-kurriki, and smirks. he doesn't care, the stupid old puppet can wait, its time to have some fun before the boy wakes.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Kankuro. friends... list?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Tsunade.. as far as i know, no.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Neji/Deidara/Sasori no, i doubt it. theres a high possibility of the DeixSaso but Neji wouldnt even take a piggyback from lee, let alone sex from two older men.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I dont think sai would.. feel passion xD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Will Not Die-Three Days Grace. Pein CHOOSES TO DIE No one can kill him muahahaha

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

((oh god no D8)) Sirious yaoi/Incest lemon.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sai to use on Neji... 'It wouldnt mean anything to me... but i could make you cum... hard"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

sunade would call Neji a traitor for falling in love with the thought-to-be Akatsuki leader.

20) How emo is Seven?

Hmm. I dont consider Konann emo...

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Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

just laugh, i dare you

if you agree repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS!

5/5/88-7/20/07

He shall live on in our hearts! -Sobs- (ily Deidaaaraa T.T)

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Deidara is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.X33333

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. (At at least mine!) If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN /_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

_ _DEIDARA_RULES_ _

-"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) deidara

"Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else. A creation worty of praise unlike anything before it... Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a EXPLOSION!"- Deidara's last words to Sasuke (Naruto)

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me .. .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!"- Deidara to Sasuke (Naruto)

(To Ōnoki) "Shut up! I killed Sasuke Uchiha! And you're next, you art-hating sack of wrinkles!" - Deidara (Naruto)

you who considers cheerleading a sport(me: I FREAKING HATE IT! WHY WOULD I THINK OF THIS AS A SPORT? IT SEEMS TO ME THIS IS JUST A WAY PREPS ACT SLUTY!!! *sees a prep*...brb *chases prep with a knife yelling* DIIEEEEE U SLUTY BIIIITCH!!!!! *PREP SCREAMS*) ME:KUKUKU >:)

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.

The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever..

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Female Combacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

If you want some damn icecream, copy this into your profile. (yeah bring me some)

If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this and put it into your profile. (eheheh MORE than addicted)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are obessed with naruto

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree (looks at hair it's dyed half purple and the back faded back to brown)

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time ("what a drag""jashin shall smite you"

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can

6. You glue yourself to fanfiction (... does 24/7 count)

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it

10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time

18. You know every detail about your favorite character

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out

24. You call your test a Chunin Exam

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back(it doesn't work for me, i've tried.)

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi

31. You try to make your painting come alive

32. You are still reading this, laughing.

If you have ever walked into a room, forgot what you were doing and started walking away, then remembered copy this onto your profile

If you notice the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after the rip of there cloaks copy and paste this on your profile(Dont take Of your cloaks you guys O-o)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated , had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said a anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom, TgsTheSandNinja

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

believe Fav Naruto Quotes-

[Pokes Sasuke's forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. Maybe next time-Itachi; Naruto

[Last words to Sasuke, pokes his forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. There won't be another time.- Itachi;Naruto

"In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!" Kakashi; Naruto

"Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously." Kakashi;Naruto

"There may be no reason to live, bit if you continue living, you my just find some interesting things... like that flower you found." Orichimaru;Naruto (i hate Orichimaru, but i do really like the quote -)

Quiz time!

If you met Sasuke what would you do?

knee him were the sun don't shine, pull out a hunting knife shave is ugly head will yelling at him itachi is hotter

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?

Gaara/Hidan/Itachi/Deidara

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?

Sunagakure.

Are you a fangirl?

YUP

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?

Sauske

What's your absolute favorite couple?

Dei/Hida

Ino or Temari?

Temari.

Chouji or Lee?

eh... neither.

Do you like yaoi?

Nah, i like Ai Shounen though -

What makes you happy?

My Non-Flamers

What's the nicest thing you've said all week?

Stop being an annoying git.

Who did you say that to?

My cousin. moron.

AKATSUKI CONVORSATON TOME!

Me- Deidra your so hot!

Deidara- Uh, thnks uhn.

Sasori: Mine, back off brat.

Me: SCREW YOU YOU OLD HAG! pounces on Deidara

Kisame- =O.O=

Pein- o:o?

Konan- facepalm

Tobi- @??

Deidara- x.\/

fin

me: hello; people with the fear of long words...

everyone:hi...

me:did you know your fear is called...hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a long word ahhhhhhh

me: i guess the evil is back*sigh*

me singing and listining to ipod: sexy and i know it...

deidara: Tags yeah?

me *still singing*

hidan: bitch?

me: still singing

*goes on with all akatsuki members*

pein(Older Brother): what are you all doing?

hidan: the bitch won't answer us.

pein*walks up and takes out headphones*Fox?

me:yeah?

*everyone except me and pein falls anime style*

me:what did i miss?

You Say Pink

I Say Black, Red, or Both

You Say Hannah Montana

I Say Black veil Brides

You Say Zac Efron

I Say YOU NEED HELP

You Say Pop

I Say Scremo

You Say Anime Sucks

I Say FUCK YOU BITCH/MANWHORE!!!

Put this onto your profile if you agree. (I would kill anyone that said anime sucks, ANIME IS AWESOME!!!)

Put this on your page if you love Naruto!

Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

Konan: Do I ever cross your mind?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Do you like me?

Hidan: not really.

Konan: Do you want me?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Would you cry if I left?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Would you live for me?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Choose me or your life.

Hidan: My life.

Konan runs away in shock and pain and Hidan runs after her and says:

Hidan: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you thought that was cute or lovey dovey copy and paste to your profile.

(when i first read this, i thought it was Hidan just being an asshole again lol, copy and Paste if you had the same thought.)

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Proud to be a Narutard(National anthem)

I am proud to be a narutard,

because i know your scared of me

and i won't forget that ku-nai,

that saved my life for free.

And i will man up,

and laugh at you,

for staring at my face.

Like Lady Gaga were born this wayyyy,

join the Naruto raceeeee!!!!!!

You say BABY PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say HANNAH MONTANA

I say LINKIN PARK

You say ZAC EFRON

I say KIBA Inuzuka

You say RAP

I say Scremo

You say Im WEIRD

I say YES I AM

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Kiba WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Korumaru.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your hip pouch

If you think art is a bang copy and paste this on your profile

Top 10 ways for surviving a

ZOMBIE

attack

1) Organize BEFORE they rise!!

2) They feel no fear, why should you?

3) Use your head, cut off theirs!!

4) Blades don't need reloading.

5) Ideal clothing... tight clothing, short hair!!

6) Get up the stairway, THEN DESTROY IT!!

7) Get out of the car and onto a bike!

8) Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!!

9) No place is safe, only safer...

10) The Zombies might be gone, but the threat lives on!!

Pein/Pain = Nagato

[x] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[ ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[x ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain = Nagato Score: 4 ]

Konan
[ x] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[x ] - I love flowers!
[x] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[x ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[x ] -Many people find me attractive.
[x ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[x ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[x ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori
[x ] - I look young for my age.
[x ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[x] - I'm very impatient.
[x] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ x] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6 ]

Deidara
[x] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[x ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] - I have blue eyes.
[ x] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi. ( so/so)
[ x] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 7 ]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off (sometimes)
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]

Hidan
[x ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (working on it)
[x] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ x] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (just once! i was testing a blade my lil brother had >>)
[x ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score:5 ]

Zetsu
[ x] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[x ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi
[x ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[x ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ x] - I LOVE the colour orange. (sometimes)
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[x ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ x] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.(well some think that I'm insane)

[Oroichimaru Score: 4]

Yay! Im most like Deidara!