"A hero can be anybody, even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boys shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended."

"Do you find this...Distracting???"- Finnick Odair

"Notice Things" - Joe Solomon

"Of course this is all happening inside your head Harry, But why on earth should that mean it's not real?" -Albus Dumbeldore.

"You need people of Intelligence on this mission...Quest...thing." - Pippin.

"We didn't know she was a nun!"

"Up is Down?...Well that's just meddling with the unhelpful" - Jack Sparrow

“Each day means a new twenty-four hours. Each day means everything's possible again. You live in the moment, you die in the moment, you take it all one day at a time."
He looked towards the Railway Car's open door, where streaks of dark water blanket the world. "You try to walk in the light."

I will buy you Butterbeer if you go and reap some super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot stories from the greatest spies known to earth...and if you don't...well I'm not giving anything away but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room together?

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"Do what you think and say what you feel... because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

Hello my lovely adorable mushy fluffy fanfic readers isn't it fun to have an obsession as broad as this? I'm not particually sure what I meant by that. All I know is that an advert with Joseph Gordon Levitt on it just popped up and I fangirled. Fangirling. That's another thing you can find here. Now a helicopter flew past. So I write Gallagher Girl fanfictions mostly, well I say that I really write more Harry Potter fanfictions then any other but my Gallagher Girl fanfics are normally the most popular. Speaking of which I'm getting into the fulll thrust of my Black Chameleon Trilogy which is basically a Dark Cammie story aka EVIL! I'm not sure if thrust was the write word to use but I'm just rambling now.

I suppose that's all profiles are and nobody ever reads them anyway but maybe one day I might have something important to say. Alas, that is not now. My arm just started throbbing and i don't know why. I suspect the nargles are behind it. Yesterday I went to the city of the damned. Yes city not palace for any Darren Shan / Larten Crepsly fans out there. The Queen of ouchie bumbles tried to drown me in cheese...It was not a pleasant experience.

Scratchy, scratchy, scratchy. My cat likes to walk on my keyboard but hopefully that wont impact my fanfiction writting. If you've read this far I'm afraid I'll have to tell you there is something wrong for the bored receptor cells on your nose and I regret to inform you I am haunted by the ghost of Kermit the frog. I can't tell you why though then the Lady of the Shades will cut my stuffed duck in my sleep and that my friends is how you make something sound like a uthemism without it actually being one.

Seriously why are you still reading this? It's just me kinda peeing insanity over my profile and it rechercshaing into your faces. AH! The Extra advert came on I just love those cartoon foods but sinse when does a bagett leave bad breath? Not that I eat them often. That also sounded like a uthermism. Or at least from where I'm flying it does. Woah! Woah! Itchy foot some serious sh*t is going down to day 'aint it -- AVENGERS!...Sorry I was mistaking you for my Aunt Patrick in drag. I don't even have one of those!

Uh-Oh itchy arm. Everybody panic! PANIC! I said that once and a picture of a cat and a dog dressed as a cowboy and an indian and indeed panic I did. This is getting quiet long now and the donkey is licking his moustache like he wants to steal the carrot stuck in my penguins eye so I should probably stop writing now. If you have read this much I sincerly hope I haven't put you of my slightly less weird fanfiction stories! So go my fellow wollup-men! Go! I cannot garantee I wont make up words like that on a regular basis but we can't all be French Rugby boxers now can we?!

Now go back out and start again!...

(I'll let you draw your own conclusions from that )