Hiya i'm Kaitlin :3

I am 98 in dog years, you do the math.

I love everything Sherlock Holmes including the books/adventures, the movies, and the BBC show. Shwatsonlock

I love everything Avengers incuding the comics, the movie (epic), and the TV shows. Frostiron

My favorite Sherlock Holmes character is Dr. John Hamish Watson.

My favorite Avengers character is Loki (But is I had to pick a favorite Avenger, It would be Bruce Banner/ The Hulk, which is kind of ironic since Hulk smashes Loki).

I have, in total, one friend whom I refer to as Holmes or Tony (she is HeartsNaruto on here, read her fic!) and she calls me Watson or Loki xD

I am a Hiddlestoner. :3

I am a extremely shy person and i'm really bad at talking to people, but I love writing stuff to make people laugh! I hope you enjoy my fics!

You know you're obsessed with Sherlock Holmes when...

1. You find yourself meticulously examining every new person you meet.
2. You secretly wish you had a Watson 'stache.
3. You don't hang out with your friends anymore because you're locked up in your room... solving cases.
4. The funniest joke? Scotland Yard.
5. You always eat toast for breakfast. Always.
6. You sometimes watch your roommate sleep.
7. Moriarty is your sworn enemy.
8. You see the newest unexplainable disappearance or murder on the news, and think, Sherlock Holmes could handle it.
9. You've picked a side: Granada, 2009, or BBC.
10. You've named your bulldog Gladstone.
11. Pipes and magnifying glasses are suddenly amazingly hot.
12. Your old service revolver is your best friend.
13. To you, Irene Adler is always THE woman.
14. You are lost without your Boswell.
15. Americans are so much fun. (To laugh at.)
16. A seven-percent-solution always clears the mind.
17. Getting high helps you solve cases.
18. You write in little dancing men.
19. You are surprised when you realize Watson has friends.
20. When depressed, you play the violin at one in the morning (much to the resentment of your roommate).
21. You suddenly find yourself talking in a British accent and saying words like "discombobulate."
22. You are convinced that no woman wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.
23. Scotland Yard hates your guts, but you give them all the credit anyway.
24. You can't watch movies, because ten minutes in, you've already figured out the ending.
25. You've killed the dog. Again.
26. You lay awake at night pondering what the hell that Giant Rat of Sumatra could be.
27. You then think it might have something to do with Ratigan.
28. You're still looking for a roommate as bad ass as (Hotson) Watson.
29. You crossdress. For the sake of justice!
30. Your cane is a freakin' sword.
31. You write "RACHE" all over your wall and draw an outline of a body on your floor so your room looks like the crime scene in A Study in Scarlet.
32. A guy can be twenty years older than you, sexually confused, emotionally detached, obsessed with his work, and still be incredibly sexy.

How to keep a steady level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

17. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile!

When I walk out the portal, this is what I see

All the Avengers are coming for ME

I've got an army and some magic and I ain't afraid to

Show it

Show it

Show it

-dramatic pause-

I'M LOKI AND I KNOW IT!!

>:D

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened, with glorious purpose."

HeartsNaruto is the coolest person in the ENTIRE WORLD and Asgard!! She's my best friend and I don't know how I'd survive without such an amazing person!

My dear friend, Kaitlin, you have been hacked by your bestest friend in the universe! The best part is you won't be mad at me because you love me! :P HeartsNaruto was here... causing the mischeif that should be your job! ;D I LOVE YOU BEST FRIEND!!