| JessandDarcy |
Author has written 14 stories for Mother Daughter Book Club, and Harry Potter. 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 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If you LOVE the mother daughter book club series, copy this into your profile If you watch House of Anubis, copy this into your profile If your next door neighbor is practically a sibling, or a friend is, then copy this into your profile The MDBC #6 will be coming out in semptember of 2012. It is the last one in the series. It will bring in the Wyoming girls and Berkley brothers. I cant wait to find out what happens! Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass Belle Fell In Love With A Hidious Beast Jasmine Married A Common Thief Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile. 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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you are really random put this on your profile. Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't not care that some people don't not not post this into their profiles, don't not don't not not copy and not paste this into your profile. If you just said "WHAT?!" put this into your profile, too. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to When in doubt, say a quote When in doubt, make up words! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Normal people worry me. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils By the time you read this, you've already read it The road to success is always under construction The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Don't follow me, I'm lost too Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that. If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If your childhood was Harry Potter and you will disown any of your children who say otherwise, repost this or I'll surgically remove my nose and kill you in your sleep :) | |||||||||
1. Emma's Birthday reviewsIt's Emma's birthday! Follow Emma during her day and hear about her presents!Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-13 - Emma H. - Complete2. World's longest mother daughter book club story » reviewsRead to find out what the heck I am talking about.Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 3-8-123. Surprise! » reviewsJess surprises Darcy by going to Dartmouth with him.Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 2-14-12 - Jess D. - Complete4. Siriusly? » reviewsA bunch of drabbles about the marauders and Lily Evans. Each feature the Sirius/Serious pun.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-28-12 - Published: 7-10-12 - Lily Evans P. & Marauders5. Finally, and other Jess and Darcy drabbles » reviewsA series of little oneshots about Jess and Darcy.Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-12 - Published: 5-27-12 - Jess D.6. Dear Padfoot reviewsSequel to Dear Prongs. Kind of funny.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-12 - Complete7. Gryffindor reviewsMy brother wrote this, not me.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-12 - Complete8. You'll prove your worth reviewsNeville never thought he belonged in Gryffindor. He could never prove it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-12 - Neville L.9. Three little words reviewsI think the title explains it.Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-12 - Jess D. - Complete10. Dear Prongs reviewsA letter Sirius writes to James while he is in Azkaban. Third genre angst.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-18-1211. We meet again » reviewsThe book club breaks up. What happens when the girls meet again, later in life?Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-1-12 - Published: 2-15-1212. Miss blue eyes reviewsAnother one shot about Jess and DarcyMother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-12 - Jess D.13. He was just pictures on my phone reviewsOne shot about Jess and DarcyMother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-12 - Jess D.14. Jess and Darcy » reviewsThis is about Jess and Darcy when they break upMother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-28-12 - Jess D. - Complete