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Author has written 34 stories for House, M.D., Harry Potter, NCIS, Castle, and Mentalist.
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Coming Soon: "The Thing That Should Not Be" (NCIS/Supernatural Crossover) and "Kill Ziva" (NCIS)
Favorite Fandom Quotes...
"Everybody lies." -Greg House
"Dying's easy, it's living that's hard!" -James Wilson
"Reality is irrelevant." -Greg House
"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. You can live with dignity, you can't die with it." -Greg House
"No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate." -Greg House
"I've been a doctor for years, why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?" -Greg House
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in 'team'. There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up." -Greg House
"Life sucks. Your life sucks more than most. It's not as bad as some, which is depressing all by itself." -Greg House
"Very noble gesture. My favorite kind - dramatic, yet completely empty." -Greg House
"I'm too handsome to do paperwork." -Greg House
"Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch." -Greg House
"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right." -Greg House
"Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any." -Greg House
"Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!" -Greg House
"Two people who weren't meant to be together... maybe they'll get a happy ending just because they both want it so much." Greg House
"You really had no choice, on account of being an idiot." -Greg House
"Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions." -Greg House
"There are three options in life. Be good, get good, or give up." -Greg House
"Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now." -Greg House
"Things aren't so black and white when the walls are splattered with red." -Anthony DiNozzo
"Nothing is inevitable." -Ziva David
"You do what you have to for family." -Mike Franks
"Guess you weren't done yet, Probie." -Mike Franks
"When you're as good at something as you are, when you can make a real difference, you don't just quit!" -Jenny Shepard
"I'm the wild card. I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it." -Anthony DiNozzo
"Holy fourth of July weenie roast, what the hell am I looking at?" -T. C. Fornell
"Sometimes people do the wrong thing for the right reasons." -Leroy Jethro Gibbs
"Doctor, I respect you more than anyone in the world, so please forgive me when I say... go to hell. I'm not leaving you." -Jimmy Palmer
"When I asked Ed if I could marry Breena, he laughed. And then he cried, from laughing so hard. Then he got quiet for a really long time..." -Jimmy Palmer
"Bla, bla, bla. Computer stuff. Bla." -Timothy McGee
Ziva: "You risked your entire career, for what!?"
Tony: "For you!"
"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world's wearing bifocals." -Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Butch Cassidy
"Remove your hand, or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it." -Ziva David
"Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm the plucky comic relief?" -Timothy McGee
"I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome." -Anthony DiNozzo
Tony: "Were you a sickly child? I'm betting you were a sickly child."
McGee: "I need my inhaler."
"Threatening you? No. I'm telling you. If you ever do anything to me again, I'll kill you. If you ever so much as give me the incorrect time, I will rip your smug face off of your fat neck... and I'll kill you." -Louis Litt
"You're nothing if not an asshole." -Donna Paulsen
"You're playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers." -Harvey Specter
"What do you have there? Feces pancakes?" -Harvey Specter
"Let the record show, I tried asking nicely." -Kakashi Hatake
"Your future is death!" -Kakashi Hatake
"Sorry I'm late, guys. I kind of got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake
"...Gryffindor, where dwell the brave of heart. Their daring nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart." -Sorting Hat
"What in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts was that about?" -Ron Weasley
"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you." -Albus Dumbledore
"We’ve all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is what part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are." -Sirius Black
"It is not our abilities that define us, Harry, but our choices" -Albus Dumbledore
"Don't take my silence for confusion, Brennan, I'm just trying to kill you with my mind." -Sam Axe
Sam: "If I lose my pension, you're gonna be changing my diapers when I'm ninety five and drooling."
Michael: "Sam, I would never let that happen. I'd smother you with a pillow first."
"Sometimes betrayal is as easy as pushing a button. The hard part is being able to live with yourself after you've done it." -Michael Westen
Rigsby: "What if she doesn't like me?"
Van Pelt: "Just be yourself."
Cho: "That's a terrible idea."
"What if dolphins were really aliens from another planet? That'd be cool." -Patrick Jane
Lisbon: "Oh, really? So we're lost without you, are we?"
Jane: "Yeah. Let's be honest, here."
"I said, quiet! That's on the other end of loud!" -Victor "Sully" Sullivan
"Three bullets! How the hell did you do this with three goddamn bullets!" -Victor "Sully" Sullivan
"This is why we can't have nice things." -Victor "Sully" Sullivan
"Well I'll be go to hell." -Victor "Sully" Sullivan
Nate: "The whole place is coming down!"
Sully: "If I had a nickel for everytime you've said that..."
"Oh, I'm sorry, do you have a plan to go with that grenade?" -Nathan Drake
"God, I am so sick of climbing shit." -Nathan Drake
Jayne: "I don't know these folks, and I don't care to."
Mal: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in!"
"Time for some thrilling heroics!" -Jayne Cobb
"I'm a leaf on the wind." -Hoban Washburne
"We are too pretty for God to let us die." -Malcolm Reynolds
Kaylee: "Wash, tell me I'm pretty."
Wash: "If I were unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee: "Because I'm pretty?"
Wash: "Because you're pretty."
"Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!" -Hoban Washburne
"I NEED THE PIE!" -Castiel
"Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of my solidarity." -Castiel
"I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters." -Castiel
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." -Dean Winchester
"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone." -Dean Winchester
"There's a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!" -Dean Winchester
Sam and Dean, in unison: "Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't a guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!"
"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody." -Dean Winchester
"On Thursday, we're teddybear doctors." -Dean Winchester
"I did it for you, Dean." -Castiel
"This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!" -Castiel
Cas: "I don't sleep."
Dean: "Well, I need my four hours, so..."
Castiel: "I'll watch over you."
"Hey, assbutt!" -Castiel
"Let me bottom-line it for you. I'm not leaving here without you, Cas. Understand?" -Dean Winchester
Favorite Real Life Quotes...
"All I need is hope, which I can't find by looking backwards or forwards, so I suppose the thing is to shut my eyes." -Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald
"Never, ever, ever give up." -Winston Churchill
"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something in your life." -Marshall Mathers
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are." -Kurt Cobain
"The worst crime is faking it." -Kurt Cobain
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for what I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
"All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing." -Volare
"You think I look cool? No, I look like an idiot with a fist full of shit." -James Rolfe
"I cannot prevent anyone from getting angry, or mad, or frustrated. I can only hope that they'll turn that anger and frustration and madness into something positive." -Harvey Milk
"All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words." -Harvey Milk
"I know that you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life isn't worth living." -Harvey Milk
"I started playing music when I was really young. I didn't start off on guitar because I couldn't fit my hands around the neck and fret board. So I did the drums. And back then, all I did was hit things." -Patrick Stump
"Quiet IS the new loud!" -Patrick Stump
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon
"All together, we're perfect. Seperately, we're imperfect. That's what makes us human." -Neil Pedley
"Fandom is defined by meticulous care and really giving a shit and having strong opinions and arguing. It’s a community with opinions. If they were in a room they’d be fist-fighting some of the time. You know, the Sam-girls and the Dean-girls would be like pulling each other’s hair, some of them! That goes with the territory, and it’s also immensely rewarding because they’re giving a shit and they’re paying attention." -Sera Gamble
Favorite Fanfiction Quotes...
"Teams can be broken up – their team will be broken up, has been broken up -- but they will always wear the blood they've spilled, shared, witnessed together like scars under shirts and vicious tattoos torn into their flesh that no one can ever see but those who were there in the beginning." -Eudoxus (This Vicious Game We Play)
"Itachi, the paper this letter is written on is soaked in contact poison. Rot in hell. Sasuke." -solderini (Dear Foolish Little Brother)
"Forgiving yourself is the hardest thing to do, but some friendships can never be broken." -BackToTheStart (Everything Trying)
"She's tried so many times to save him, but he's too far gone for that. He has made his choices and he has been hurt and even though she wants nothing else so much, she can't save him. She doesn't have the tools and he won't even let her try. Some wounds just run too deep." -Zayz (Fruit of the Poisonous Tree)
"He never wanted this life for you. He's been trying to get you clean for years. He's pulled almost every Wilson-manipulation tactic in his personal manual, trying to get you off this path – and he never had a chance in hell. You think he knew that, all along, but he loves you too much not to have tried anyway. He loves you: diagnosis for the symptoms of sticking around all these years while you didn't change, coming back after Amber, giving you this ride." -Ivory Novelist (What Changes and What Doesn't)
"Wilson is the one mystery that you can fail to solve without minding. You became his friend because he wasn't boring, and you will always desire his friendship because of the mystery: why he loves you. Why he would love a man who's led him to make this drive to a mental hospital when he could be at a wedding instead. You have no answers. You don't think he does either." -Ivory Novelist (What Changes and What Doesn't)
"They were a team. So, they had to work well together: compromise, cooperate, communicate. All vital things for teamwork. They needed to know each other, because how could you trust someone, with your life, if you did not know them. They would all grow on each other, become friends, no, become family. Yes, they were not just a team, they were not just friends. They were family, whether they would admit it or not." -thebutterfliesarewilting (Family)
"Rule 19: We are not actually naming the incidents. If Special Agent McGee says that we are naming the incidents, he is wrong, and should be reminded of the Exploding Highlighter Incident. Shut up, McGee. Ziva, stop laughing. Abby, why are you here? Addendum to Rule 19: Only Special Agent DiNozzo can name the incidents." -Sequitur (Ten Nonlinear Moves)
"Some of us just need some time to accept that you and your love are true and aren't going away, time to realize that as scary as your love is, life is easier to face with you by our side, giving us strength through your love." -colorguard28 (Razor's Edge)
"He'd played the clown for too many years to stop now. Wear a mask long enough and your skin starts to grow over it, making the mask part of you. His mask was too woven into himself to let it slip now." -colorguard28 (Razor's Edge)
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