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since: 01-27-12, id: 3669596, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Book of Mormon.

I like tap dancing Mormons, long walks on the beach, and double stuffed oreos.


1. Eyes on the Road
Chris and James get pulled over after some less-than-safe driving antics. (Vague smut, nothing M-worthy.)
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 11-21-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
2. Making a Date reviews
The reality of the distance between them finally starts to set in, and Chris and James just need to see each other again. (College collab with Iris)
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
3. Prom Night
James wanted to make sure that prom would be special.
Book of Mormon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Published: 8-25-12
4. The Other Team » reviews
High school was hard enough for Chris Thomas without an attractive football player trying to lure him out of the closet - for all the wrong reasons.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,049 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-25-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas
5. Long Distance reviews
Chris thought he could handle a week away from James.
Book of Mormon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
6. Show and Tell reviews
Christopher Thomas always gets what he wants. Smut.
Book of Mormon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
7. The Phone Call reviews
Letting his family know about his diagnosis was hard enough on Chris to begin with.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
8. No Turning Back reviews
They were at that point in their relationship where they realized there was no turning back.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
9. One Day at a Time reviews
It all started with a cough.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
10. Lovestruck reviews
James Church and Chris Thomas thought they knew everything about each other.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
11. Heading Home reviews
With their mission reaching its end, Elder Church realizes he's got nowhere to go. Elder Thomas wants to give him the home he deserves.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
12. Giving You Trouble reviews
Elder Price isn't going to let anyone give Elder McKinley trouble for being who he is. Based on an asktheelders post .
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-12 - Elder McKinley & Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
13. For The Both of Us reviews
It was the one day of the year Christopher Thomas was guaranteed to have a Hell dream.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-26-12 - Complete
14. Letting it Out
Elder Thomas thinks it's about time for Elder Church to let all his feelings out.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Published: 3-25-12 - Elder Church & Elder Thomas - Complete
15. Confessions reviews
Elder Price and Elder Cunningham go out for dinner one night and end up sharing more secrets than they'd planned to.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-12 - Arnold/Elder Cunnigham & Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
16. Honeymoon reviews
Kevin is just a little bit too excited to be going to Disney World for his and Connor's honeymoon. McPriceley Fluff.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-12 - Elder McKinley & Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
17. Going Up reviews
Connor McKinley was not going to let anything make him late for that interview. McPriceley elevator smut.
Book of Mormon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-12 - Elder McKinley & Kevin/Elder Price
18. Running Out of Time reviews
He knew it would come to this; Elder McKinley had been in Uganda four months before Kevin even boarded the plane. He knew this, but he still let himself get attached. McPriceley.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-12 - Kevin/Elder Price & Elder McKinley - Complete
19. Coffee reviews
Coffee, Kevin Price decided, was the greatest thing Heavenly Father had ever put on Earth. Drabble.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-12 - Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
20. Three Simple Words reviews
Elder McKinley's inability to say those three simple words bug Elder Price more than he thinks it should.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-12 - Elder McKinley & Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
21. Replacement reviews
Elder Church no longer felt honored, he just felt like a replacement. Drabble.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Elder Church - Complete
22. The Birthday Gift reviews
Nabulungi was always awful at cooking. Cunnilungi.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-12 - Arnold/Elder Cunnigham & Nabalungi - Complete