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Author has written 19 stories for Discworld, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Homer, Wheel of Time, StarTrek: The Original Series, X-Files, and Firefly. Hi. I think I am Leonard da Quirm. Except there was one little problem. Or two. So I pounded two letters out of the name. Now it fits perfectly. I am entirely too clever for my own good. All right, so that is only comprehensible to those of you who read Terry Pratchett carefully and have an ear for metaphor. In particular, in regards to Angua's uniform. Here are some other explanations of my character: To Firefly: Half Kaylee, half River (like if Blue Sun took apart the shiny warm mango-loving brain instead) To Kodocha: Half Sana, half her Mama To Invader Zim: GIR To Naruto: Inner Hinata! To Harry Potter: Serena Wellington, Hufflepuff; or possibly Loony Lovegood To Ozy & Millie: Millicent Mudd, and proud of it! To the Thief of Eddis series: Queen of Eddis To Hitchhiker's Guide: The Man who Rules the Universe To Star Trek: T'Peth, graduate VSA, inexplicably married to a short Klingon To LOTR: an unremarkable hobbit who sat in a hammock all day smoking pipeweed and eating toast with vegemite, mustard, and black pepper, until she invented a hot air balloon and did some traveling. To Narnia: Adriane Hardbiter, Badger To D&D: Caredy, gnome illusionist and archer To Magic: Traproot Kami (I'm a plant, got no excuses for that) To the Matrix: there is no bald kid To Wheel of Time: Tinker become Brown sister, what shall I wear? To Young Wizards: an Irish feline of the poetess persuasion, grey To X-Files: a ghost who covertly haunted Mulder for two seasons. Why, he asks? Because he has hot lips. OOOoooOOOOoooh. Spooky. To Cowboy Bebop: Edward :P but also the froggie guardian of the stairway to heaven. To Trigun: Stungun Milly And in my own worlds, Ilwen, Eben, Anamithe, Tessa, characters as yet unknown to the public for the most part. I returned from writing my webcomic because there was a Firefly fic I really needed to write. Which has become four and is now threatening to be eleven. Then I reread Half-Blood Prince and I had to vindicate Snape. When I finish my books I promise I'll let you fic them. | |||||||
1. Free and Equal reviewsA tribute to a certain elf, and to Harry. Spoilers. Sort of.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-07 - Harry P. & Dobby - Complete2. The Spy Torn: The Truth In the HalfBlood Prince » reviewsSnape is good! A retelling of HalfBlood Prince specially formulated to reveal this, with page numbers to confirm my evidence. Last Chapter: . . . And Your Mind ClosedHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-18-07 - Severus S. - Complete3. Curious Fingers reviewsShe’s like a child, a wild child, fingers in every honey pot, always in trouble with her folks.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-06 - Kaylee - Complete4. Parting Lips reviewsCross I used to wear, touched it to my lips every time sense told me what I was doin’ was gonna get me killed. Spoilers for Heart of GoldObjects in SpaceFirefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-06 - Mal - Complete5. Hands Folded reviewsI know something about the power of belief. Belief can do many things. But there are some things it can’t do – erase the truth.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-06 - Book - Complete6. Individual Feet reviewsThey didn’t touch her, not on the outside. Whole perfect graceful feet, ten toes like parents wish for in the fearful whispers before the bird touches down on the rooftop. Oneshot, postBDM but no real spoilers. References R. Tam Sessions.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-06 - River - Complete7. Even So, Mei Miao » reviewsNew scene in 3 with Kaylee & Jayne, minor edits, AN section at end. The beauty of life is not made less by its flaws. For some the very act of living is an art form. Ü Full crew, slight River emphasis adventure 5ish years postBDM, spoilerful.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-9-06 - River - Complete8. Mulder and Scully go to Hogwarts » reviewsBecause I said so. Shut up. No really, it's seriously funny.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-13-039. Fear of Turning reviews/In the dark/In the light/ - A short seventh year Marauder fic - I was thinking about Snape, Peter, Sirius, and the rise of You-Know-Who....Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-0310. Hidden Within Hogwarts reviewsfrom the Hogwarts Sorting Hat Album. A good and clever song poem.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-0311. The Year the Sorting Hat Discovered Limericks reviewsFrom the Hogwarts Sorting Hat Album. Yes, that's right, the title says what you think it does. Personally, I think it's hilarious. But then I wrote it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-0312. Rats » reviewsThe nature of some of the rats in Ankh-Morpork. It goes slowly, but it goes. Necessary things happen. Funny things also happen. I call it, Chapter Seven.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 4-9-0313. Unseen MITThe Brass Bridge Experiment reviewsYou know that thing at the opening of MIT where they drop the things off the bridge? If not, prepare to be confused....Ok, they test the laws of physics by dropping Spam in the river and nothing happens, then sodium metal and there is this shock wave...Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-0314. Spock? A Chaucerian Poem reviewsAn assignment for Medieval English classStarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-5-03 - Spock15. Taint reviewsI wrote this a while ago on my refrigerator with magnetic poetry. It turned out better than I expected.Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-0316. The Bow and the String reviewsa short extended metaphor from The OdysseyHomer - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-0317. The Needle reviewsSomething I did for a college class; PG13 for reference to drug useSherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-0318. A true Hufflepuff »A different perspective on Chamber of Secrets, kind of sillyHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,345 - Published: 4-10-03 - Ginny W.
