Hi. I think I am Leonard da Quirm. Except there was one little problem. Or two. So I pounded two letters out of the name. Now it fits perfectly. I am entirely too clever for my own good.
All right, so that is only comprehensible to those of you who read Terry Pratchett carefully and have an ear for metaphor. In particular, in regards to Angua's uniform. Here are some other explanations of my character:
To Firefly: Half Kaylee, half River (like if Blue Sun took apart the shiny warm mango-loving brain instead)
To Kodocha: Half Sana, half her Mama
To Invader Zim: GIR
To Naruto: Inner Hinata!
To Harry Potter: Serena Wellington, Hufflepuff; or possibly Loony Lovegood
To Ozy & Millie: Millicent Mudd, and proud of it!
To the Thief of Eddis series: Queen of Eddis
To Hitchhiker's Guide: The Man who Rules the Universe
To Star Trek: T'Peth, graduate VSA, inexplicably married to a short Klingon
To LOTR: an unremarkable hobbit who sat in a hammock all day smoking pipeweed and eating toast with vegemite, mustard, and black pepper, until she invented a hot air balloon and did some traveling.
To Narnia: Adriane Hardbiter, Badger
To D&D: Caredy, gnome illusionist and archer
To Magic: Traproot Kami (I'm a plant, got no excuses for that)
To the Matrix: there is no bald kid
To Wheel of Time: Tinker become Brown sister, what shall I wear?
To Young Wizards: an Irish feline of the poetess persuasion, grey
To X-Files: a ghost who covertly haunted Mulder for two seasons. Why, he asks? Because he has hot lips. OOOoooOOOOoooh. Spooky.
To Cowboy Bebop: Edward :P but also the froggie guardian of the stairway to heaven.
To Trigun: Stungun Milly
And in my own worlds, Ilwen, Eben, Anamithe, Tessa, characters as yet unknown to the public for the most part.
I returned from writing my webcomic because there was a Firefly fic I really needed to write. Which has become four and is now threatening to be eleven.
Then I reread Half-Blood Prince and I had to vindicate Snape.
When I finish my books I promise I'll let you fic them.