Hey, Im FireofRiptide! SUP? Things about me... wait Im boring and you obviously don't care... I am a girl... yup thats about it... I am so boring...

Why am I on fanfiction? Because fantasy is so much better then reality.

MY FAV SERIES:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Harry Potter

Pendragon

Once Upon a Time (TV show)

My Fav PJ and HoO characters!

1. Nico di Angelo (I especially love Nico goes to Hogwarts fanfics!)

2. Leo Valdez (Team Leo Forever)

3. Percy Jackson

4. Annabeth Chase

5. Thalia Grace

6. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

7. Grover

8. Connor Stoll

9. Hazel Levesque

10. Zoe Nightshade

My Fav Harry Potter characters!

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Neville Longbottom

3. Ron Weasley

4. Hermione Granger

5. Harry Potter

6. Regulas Black

7. Tonks!

8. Scorpius Malfoy

9. Sirius Black

10. The Weasley twins are tied!

Likes:

Percabeth (Forever!!)

Liper (Leo/Piper) Most likely won't happen but...

Leyna (Leo and Reyna) They would be so great together

Lazel (Leo/Hazel) Omg I love Leo with everyone...

Thalico (Thalia and Nico) I used to not like them but now I do

Nico/Rachel I can't remember there couple name...

Luna and Neville

Scorpius and Rose

Hermione and Ron

Harry and Ginny

Siry and Aja Killian

Baelfire and Emma

Hawkeye and Black Widow

Dislikes

MARY SUES- I cannot stand mary sues, but seriously they are all so 'powerful' and 'beautiful' and characters magically fall in love with them...

How we have to wait for a whole year for The House Of Hades.

(I did not write this, someone else did)

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

3) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

5) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

6) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (rofl i can sooo picture Ron doing that and making it bite Draco's nose :D lol)

7) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

8) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (Awww!!!)

9) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

10) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. (But its so much fun!!)

11) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (Struggling...too...hard...must...say...it...!)

12) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

15) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

16) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. (Although it just might knock some sense into them...Dobby excluded i LUV him! :) )

17) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

18) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

19) I will not lick Trevor.

20) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

21) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

23) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Best Scenes/Quotes Ever!

"You named him Festus? You know in Latin Festus means 'happy' right? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" - Jason Grace TLH

The man facing me was small, but porky. He had a red nose, big watery eyes, and curly hair so black it was almost purple. He looked like those paintings of baby angels--what do you call them, hubbubs? No cherubs. That's it. He looked like a cherub who'd turned middle aged in a trailer park. - Percy Jackson TLT

"Me, go with you to the... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarresing is that? What if somebody saw me?" - Annabeth Chase TLT

"That's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts." -Leo Valdez TLH

"With great power comes great need to nap." -Nico di Angelo TLO

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore

"I don't think you're a waste of space." -Dudley Dursley

'The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.' -On James and Lily Potter's gravestone.

"Oh yeah, and Loor and I wear nearly mauled by a polar bear. And Spader was hanging out with a penguin." - Bobby Pendragon, SoH

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth all the way

2) Favorite guy character? Nico di Angelo :)

3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth Chase with Thalia Grace a close second

4) Favorite god? Hermes or Hades

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis or Hestia

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Hades

7) Is Luke hot? ...No he is a jerk.

8) Would you join the hunters? ya! they sound awesome! eternally maiden!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting!

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris messaging!

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Nike or Hecate

12) Favorite book? The Battle of the Labyrinth and the Lost Hero

13) Least favorite? IDK I love them all okay?

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? depends the situation, but probs just summer

15) Favorite couple? Thalico!

16) Are you a demigod? I HOPE!!!!!!

17) Who would be your parent? Nike or Hermes.

18) Favorite minor character? Connor Stoll, Drew and Nyssa

19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan.

20) Favorite monsters? Cyclopes or Cerberus

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys

35 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and enforce a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
34. Stare at one person for awhile until they get uncomfortable then say in a British accent, "Oh my. The Nargles are really attracted to you. You should see someone about that."
35. Bring out some crumpled pieces of brown paper, put it on the ground, and say to the person next to you, "You shouldn't go to the bathroom in an elevator." And if they say it's paper deny, deny, deny.