Hello all the peoples who are fans out there!!!! I am 'THE VORPAL KITTY!!'

Sometimes I try to be normal, I really do, but it gets boring, so I go back to being AWESOME!

Some of my favourite stories are:

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

Hunting Lila by Sarah Alderson

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series by Douglas Adams

I'm not clumsy, it's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way. - somewhere from the internet.

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn in to a ninja - somewhere from the internet.

If at first you don't suceed, look in the rubbish for the instructions - somewhere from the internet.

All of the following quotes are from the internet and i did not make up any of them!

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

You can't fix stupid . . . not even with duct tape!! 0_o

My thought train crashed . . . there were no survivors.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

HERE I AM!!! Now what were your other two wishes?

I AM A NINJA!! (you can't see me!)

As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!

I should really come with a warning label. . .

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Always be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED!! I know, it freaks me out too. BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!

I speak fluent sarcasm...

I'm taking care of my procrastination issues . . . just you wait and see. . .

I took a pain pill. . . why are you still here!

The voices are back . . . EXCELLENT!!!

I hear voices . . . and they dont like you. . .

Pretending to be mature is soo exhausting. . .

The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited!

I'm sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid. . . I really already thought you knew!

Of course i talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice!

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classed as a super power.

I'm kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now!

When i was a kid . . . wait, no, i still do that. . .

You read this profile! OKAY! That's enough social interaction for me today!

I like you, but if we're being chased by zombies, I'm tripping you. . .

I'd tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i dont want to see you everyday. . .

Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, i drank it.

Sincerely, the Oppertunist.

I'm a fireworks expert, so if you see me running, try and keep up!

I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics. . .

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. . .

If i come back as a Zombie, I'm eating you first!

Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough!

I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Warning!!!!: I Do Dumb Things!

Lazy people fact #3745714605348756 - You were too lazy to read that number. . .

I'm not weird! I'm limited edition!

I'm fairly certain YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people. . .

Mostly, i just sit around and be fantastic all day!

After excercising, i always eat pizza. . . JUST KIDDING! . . . i dont excercise. . .

I'm crazy. . . and so am i!!!