Hey, I'm Courtney ;)

I'm between the age 14-24... portray me which ever age you like, but I won't reveal my secret number :D

I am an expert on the Game of Thrones, LOTR, Narnia, Little White Horse, and the Borgias. PM me sometime if you like my stories or just wanna chat. Hell, I'm up for anything.

Thoughts on:

The Game of Thrones

I love Jaime, but I hate the pairing Jaime x Cersei

I love Tyrion Lannister!

I love Dany and Khal Drogo and I bawled when he died T_T

I actually liked Viserys. There was just something about him that made my heart jump. I bawled when he died to ,(

I also like Joffrey. Weird, I know... I like Sansa x Joffrey and I really wished he'd not died...

The Borgias

I love, love, love CESARE. I'm obsessed :D

To be honest, I loved the Cesare and Lucrezia pairing. I'm not a big one on incest, but they just 'click'. Like keys in a lock.

Guilia Farnese and the Pope sort of disgust me when they're... going at it...

I feel bad for Vanozza, quite honestly, when people call her a wh*e, and she has to watch her husband fall in love with another woman.

I want to slit Giovanni Sforza's throat. Poor Lucrezia...

Alfonso's voice is so annoying. But I love him anyhow. He is hot ;)

I love and hate Juan. I hate Juan for killing Paolo. I hate Juan for messing around with Sancia. I love Juan because he's hot. But mostly, I hate him.

I love the French King's voice. He sounds like he has a cold all the time:--)

Sancia acts like she never gets what she wants in bed, so that's why she has to be rowdy with Juan. She has Joffre ;)

I love little Joffre. He's a cutie.

OMG. I'M SO SAD. I HATE THAT JUAN WAS KILLED BY CESARE! :(

The relationship between Micheletto and Augustino is awkward...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Lucrezia and Cesare get it on--awesome!

Narnia

The White Witch is a White Bitch.

Edmund looks like my cousin Mike.

Peter is sexy ;)

Caspian is my new boyfriend. I just broke up with Peter.

Susan is a darling. Lucy is a sweet.

I really don't like Caspian's star girlfriend. What's her face...um...um...um...Lilliandil. Ugh.

I push Susan x Caspian.

Caspian's Telmarine (Spanish, duh) accent makes me melt. Yup.

Lord of the Rings

Love, love, love the Hobbits!

I had the biggest crush on Merry when I was little.

Legolas is the sexiest elf known to man.

Aragorn. Mmm. What a man.

The Evenstar is one lucky bitch. She got Aragorn and two sexy twin brothers :O)

Gandalf reminds me of a wrinkle in time. Like, Time got a wrinkle on it's face, and named it Gandalf. But I love Gandalf ;) don't worry thereeee:)

Frodo, Frodo, Frodo has a fro, yo. :)

Sam says "Moe Naked Hoes". Naughty Sammy.

"We loves it, precious. We loves it."

Gollum, Smeagol, Gollum, Smeagol. Take your pick. I like Gollum.

In the Hobbit, I found that Kili did not look like a dwarf. I flirted with him through the screen :D

I HATE LEGOLAS X GIMLI FANFICTIONS. THAT IS DISGUSTING. HE IS A FRIGGIN UGLY DWARF. HOW DARE YOU MATCH SUCH AN UGLY CREATURE WITH AN ANGEL.

I love Pippin :) he's my baby :)

Little White Horse

Spent a year obsessing.

I FREAKING LOVE AUGUSTUS PREW (robin)

I wish that Robin and Maria would have kissed. Why was Dakota like 14 and Augustus like 21?!

Ask me anything. I can tell you.

I wiped out the whole entire Little White Horse fandom. I read every single book. Seriously.

Just wanna chat? I'm up for anything ;) If you want me as a beta, let me know!