I want to apologize to everyone. My story 'The Crow' isn't coming along too well. I started it over anyway. It's going to be renamed 'Colorblind.' (It's a much more interesting name, anyway...) I'm almost done with chapter two! I'm so sorry for all of you guys who were waiting for me to add a new chapter. (Most likely no one's going to read this, but hey! It's worth a shot I guess.)

Hey! My name is Cayla. I'm a seventeen year old senior in high school, and I guess you could call me a Narutard. I'm that obsessed with the manga/anime. My abso-freaking-lute favorite character is Itachi. *sigh* he's fucking sexy as hell. His eyes... They're like candy. No kid. Suigetsu's pretty hot too...

I Lovelovelove to make fantasy stories about talking animals and stuff like that. 'Tis awesome. I'm making a story called "Black Frost" about a stray female dog who sneaks in the shadows of a massive forest called Wilderness Hills. However, she hides a bloody secret... Lol. I like gore and violence. You can tell. I have an account on Fictionpress, and that's where you can find Black Frost. My username's the same.

Whut I like to do in my free time... I draw. A helluva lot. If I'm not too lazy, I'll work on my story too. I like to print out pictures of Naruto characters and color them while I listen to the music on my DSi XL. Trololol, I'm still a six-year-old inside... I listen to rock and metal. HATE rap and country. Jesus, can't people understand that when you wear your pants so low that your ass shows, it makes you look like a fucking idiot? Wannabe rappers, God... Lmao, that reminds me of this one time I watched a dude with his pants hanging around his knees trip on his jeans and fall in front of Wal-Mart. Hurr hurr.

I watch too much Animal Planet and National Geographic. It finally hit me, how much more advanced I am than my family, when they can't understand the difference between vertebrae and invertebrate. It's extremely sad. There I am explaining what this animal eats and where that animal lives and blah blah blah. They ask me so many questions, from now on I'm just gonna say, "Watch Animal Planet." Maybe that should be my catchphrase.

Here are some other random facts I copied and pasted from my account on Flipnote Hatena:

I'm Cayla! I'm a senior in high school, age seventeen, and I FREAKING LOVE TO DRAW. Animals, manga, and scenery are my favorite things. My birthday is May 8th, my favorite colors are blue and silver, my favorite food is steak, and my favorite animals are wolves, deer, and dogs. I have a little twelve year old sister named Bobbie who is incredibly stoopid and is the funniest person I know. Literally. For example, once she tried to cheer me up by making a smiley face out of conditioner on the closed toilet lid. And then she washed her socks in the bathtub. While they were still on. T_T Still, it was hilarious.

A little about meself.
My God, Naruto is amazin'.
I am an Akatsuki fan; My favorite members are Itachi, Deidara, and Konan. They are all KEWL.
I like Neji, too.
Suigetsu is BOSS.
Karin is also BOSS. (Bossette)
I like the demon wind shuriken. Lawlz.
I like memes and meme faces.
I'm making a story called Black Frost.

I have thick, dark brown-copper hair that comes down to my collar bone.
My eyes are brown, with hints of gold.
I haz braces.
My ears are pierced. (I just wear studs, although I have these awesome blue dream-catcher ones that I'll wear when the time is right)

I wear headbands maybe a little too much. (I also put my hair up in a ponytail a little too much)
I have a Gordon setter mix puppy named Victor; when you rub his ears he talks to you.
He also brings various items as gifts when I arrive home from school. Such as a boot. Or a stick. He also 'smiles' when he's happy to see me.
I nickname my great Pyrenees, Stella, 'Piffle'. 'Cuz she's poofy. :3
My favorite bird is the yellow-billed cuckoo, simply because they sound beautiful and mysterious. I like whipoorwills, loons, and screech owls too.
I can perfectly imitate a female fox's scream, a great horned owl's hoot, and a female turkey call. I can also make an scary growl and dinosaur roar. (I like to go out on my back porch at night or during a storm and make creepy noises; scaring my neighbors is fun)
I am incredibly slap-happy: I like to download unlocked flipnotes and record my voice as a background sound and make the character in the flip say something else stupid. I also do that with TV shows with my sister) Scared yet?
Ah, fun times. I like revealing my disturbing hobbies to the public ;) (At least, I hope they're not TOO disturbing.)

I STOLE THIS FROM MURDER JUICE >:D

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the color orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin color.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

I AM KISAME-SAN. WOOT.