| SiriousB1 |
Author has written 40 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Fushigi Yuugi, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fanfiction Poetry, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Hellsing, Artemis Fowl, Chobits, Greek Mythology, Trigun, and Saiyuki. I have an account on www.mediaminer.org under the same pen name with more anime fanfiction that has been removed from this site by pitiful mortal reviewers who have nothing better to do than to shred an author's favorite works to pieces by reporting abuse that is nonexistant. Not that I'm angry or anything...Anyway, feel free to go there and look me up. College applications are KILLING ME. I haven't been on in a while, and I probably won't for even longer...sorry guys :-( Contact me sometime...you know I love you all. I guess, seen as how this is a "bio", I should include some info... Shampoo and Body Soap:Herbal Essences Cocoa Mango and Dial | |||||
1. Move On, Samwise reviewsA poem regarding Sam's final thoughts as Frodo departs for the Grey Havens and beyond.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-05 - Samwise G. & Frodo B. - Complete2. The Diary of Argus Filch reviewsArgus Filch moves in and out of scenes in the Harry Potter series, but never is he seen at his best...er, worst. Enter a day in the life of everybody's favorite caretaker and discover his loves, hates, and future plans for student torture. Comedic interp.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-05 - Argus F. - Complete3. Draco's XVIII reviewsA parody to Shakespeare's XVIII sonnet, that is, Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? This sonnet regards a lover's view of Draco.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-05 - Draco M. - Complete4. Listen to the Wind reviewsA message to all those who are forced to hide their emotions from the world. Written in a series of haikus, a tale of a Christmas night. HKYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-04 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete5. The Cat's Meow » reviewsThe town of May has some major problems: dead civilians are popping up everywhere and its only hope is the Humanoid Typhoon. But soon the tables are turned, and Vash becomes an ideal suspect for the murders. There is more to this case than meets the eye..Trigun - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-04 - Published: 6-26-046. Killing Mrs Norris » reviewsChapter 4 is up Rated for language. It seems that nothing can stop the cats and dogs from fighting until... Also, it is the dreaded Singing Curse! Beware the singing of songs in a terrible manner! Cover your ears and head on over to Dumbledore's office!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 5-18-037. Don't Burst My Bubble reviewsWhen you're a teenager, being loved by your parents is one of the last things on your mind. So why is Draco taking homelife so badly? Snape finds a journal entry included in one of Draco's homework assignments and briefly looks back at his own childhood.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-04 - Draco M. & Severus S. - Complete8. Hellsing Advice » reviewsRunning a multimillion dollar assassination business isn't everything...especially when you're assassinating vampires! If this is the case, why is it so hard to believe that the characters of Hellsing are in need of some mental help? Back by demand.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 7-6-049. Let the Sky Fall reviewsAragorn is stationed in Rohan and is having doubts about his loyalty to Arwen. Eowyn is there for him, but he knows that he cannot betray his lover. A sonfic to If You Still Believe from Legend of Dragoon, this story is about finding faith in yourself.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-04 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete10. Grain of Sand in Desert reviewsRated for death. This poem accompanies KandidKamera01's story Unjust Justice, which stands as a Kurama and Hiei shounenai. The poem and story are meant to have a rather horrific theme, as they portray a society where being gay can get you killed.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-04 - Complete11. Midnight Brings the Best Revenge » reviewsWhen a series of murders Above Ground and in the Haven are found to be connected, Artemis joins Holly and the faeries in a hunt for the killer. Is a vampire really at the center of these murders? Or is it a nasty elf, come back for revenge?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 6-2-0312. Power Struggle reviewsWhen all emotions fail and no words can be uttered, one thought enters the heads of men: power. Who will rise and seek glory in all things that he does? Who can conquer all else and command an army to victory? Two cannot; only one. Implied GS, oneshotLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-04 - Saruman & Gandalf - Complete13. InuYasha Advice » reviewsLet's face it: our reality is nowhere near as perfect as the anime world. But, who's to say that the anime world is perfect in its entirety? InuYasha certainly isn't! What better way to solve their problems than asking a columnist?Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-12-0414. YYH advice »When teenagers have to undertake such tasks as fighting off evil demons, win tournaments on which their lives depend, and do their homework, a lot of mental trouble can occur. How do they solve their problems? Easy: they ask for advice.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,065 - Published: 7-11-0415. Thumb Tac reviewsA poem regarding Harry's suffering at the Dursley's. Rated for language and implied violence. Not a happy poem...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-04 - Harry P. - Complete16. The Library reviewsA poem that could be considered a dream of Harry's. He is dreaming about his mother, and a time before her death. This poem was not written for Harry Potter, but it seems to vaguely fit the problem. Rated for implied violence.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-04 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete17. The Devil's Blade reviewsA poem regarding Hakkai's slaughter of the demons that killed his lover. This wasn't written for a fanfic, but I read it over and it seemed to loosely fit this situation. Rated for violence.Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-0418. Lord of the Rings Advice » reviewsThe letter 'S' is a very common letter in the Lord of the Rings series: Saruman, Sauron, Samwise, songs, scary (at times)...well, add another 's' word to the list: SiriousB1. When trouble strikes, SiriousB1 will be there to help sort things out.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-11-04 - Published: 7-10-0419. Harry Potter Advice » reviewsNo one is perfect; especially not witches wizards who suffer from severe peer and media pressure! Enter the world of an advice columnist's dream. Rated R for language and those who cannot understand the idea of not reading what they don't want to hear.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-11-04 - Published: 7-5-0420. Trigun Advice » reviewsConsidering this anime is packed full of humor, violence and minions, it comes as no surprise that some characters feel a little lost at times. How do these victims get out of trouble? Only with the best (and worst) advice possible.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-0421. Let's Imagine: A Companion to Let's Pretend reviewsThis one is in Kurama's POV. You do not have to read Let's Pretend first to understand it it's just a quick poem. Hiei x KuramaYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-04 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete22. Mighty HerculesA quick poem about the hero Hercules and his troubles with Hera.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 6-23-0423. Poetry Lessons reviewsHelp! Hiei has been cursed and now everything he says is spoken in rhyme! Rated PG-13 for language and possible violence. Added lessons for beginner poets at the beginning of each chapter.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-21-0424. The Traveling Confessional » reviewsEver wonder where Wolfwood's traveling confessional came from? Here is my take on it. A songfic to Stephen Lynch's "Altar Boy" begins in Chapter 2. I have been asked to note that this story contains a pedophile; readers have been warned.Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 12-29-0325. Athenian Pride reviewsWe had to write a poem for English class, and my topic was Theseus. So, here you are, boys and girls! The story of Theseus in 35 stanzas...and it actually rhymes!Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-03 - Complete26. Let's Pretend reviewsJust a poem in Hiei's POV. Hiei x KuramaYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-03 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete27. The Guardian reviewsHotohori's death brings him to the Land of the Dead. What does he feel about his surroundings? This is more or less an AU as it involves God, rather than Suzaku.Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-03 - Hotohori - Complete28. Invasion of Love reviewsEveryone has a place in their head to which they retreat when they need to be alone. What is Chii's "hide out" like...and who is invading it?Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-0329. A Fox's Kiss: Love From Afar » reviews*COMPLETE* She was girl with many problems. One in particular was love. But, when she gets his attention, her life is put into jepardy. Who is she and how does she know about the Rekai Tenkai? Kurama/OC It's better than it sounds!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-17-03 - Published: 4-19-03 - Complete30. Scary Thoughts » reviewsOkay, the first chapter is a poem of things that would scare the poo out of you if you ever saw it. The second is just an explanation of the different anime references used in the poem. Rated for the explanation content.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 4-12-03 - Complete31. There's A First For Everything reviewsRated because of drug usage. What happens when a strange man meets the Fellowship in the forest? Or, more importantly, what is he feeding the Fellowship? Watch out for the Giant Carrots!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-0332. Blood and Cigars reviewsThe whole thing isn't poetry, but most of it is. Integra is in her office thinking of Alucard. What exactly is she thinking?Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-03 - Complete33. My TurnA poem for the movie Nine to Five. Dorale rags on her boss.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 5-18-0334. I'll Be Watching You reviewsRated 'cause of brief nudity. [But nothing descriptive...:] A singfic to Every Breath You Take by the Police. InuYasha is having strong feelings for Kagome. How can he confess to her his undying love? My first songfic, so tell me if it sucks!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-03 - Inuyasha & Kagome H. - Complete35. Running from the Colors reviewsRated not because of content but because of the scary idea! It is a really short fic of Gandalf's feelings...for Saruman.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-15-03 - Gandalf & Saruman - Complete36. The Genkai Bunch reviewsReally bad rip off of the Brady Bunch theme song when the charcters are in the Genkai Tournaments. Kind of amusing once you think about it...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-20-03 - Complete37. Fate's Path reviewsA poem of Romeo and Juliet in a present day setting, slightly altered.Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-03 - Complete38. My Angel reviewsBasically this is a poem about Buffy and how she feels when she has to kill Angel.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-03 - Buffy S. & Angel - Complete39. Fushigi Yugi Pie reviewsA parody of American Pie bye Don McLean. Warning: Some slight spoilers.Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-03 - Complete40. A Fox's Kiss reviewsI don't normally do serious writing, but I had to this time. Basically it is a girl who is in love with Kurama.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-16-03 - Complete