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PearlGirl
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since: 04-13-03, id: 368946
Author has written 16 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, StarTrek: Other, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Doctor Who.

Hello, I'm 15. I'm also a band nerd and PROUD OF IT, a Christian and REALLY PROUD OF IT! I'm a Trekkie, a Whovian (Doctor Who fan), Warsie (Star Wars fan) and a Sherlockian (Sherlock Holmes fan).

LINKS
talk to a robot that I made at: http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/userviewer.php?UserID=26138
Read my sister's fanfiction at http://www.fanfiction.net/~alania

LIKES
BROCCOLI! (delicious and nutritious)
Star Trek (original is the best)
Bones (Doctor McCoy)
Gymnastics(I'm on the team at my high school)
School (I crack me up)
Humor stories
Mary Sue Parodies
reading (anything and everything)
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Delicious but not so nutritious)

DISLIKES
When people flame me (sniff. It's so cruel)
slash (those are icky)
swearing
When my brothers are bothering me (When are they not?)
asparagus (who invented this food anyway?)
Mary Sue stories (Grrrrrr. They're sooooooo annoying)
Sponge Bob (too stupid)
Napoleon Dynamite (I walked out on this movie because everybody in it was rude and obnoxious)
Homestar Runner (Why is everyone obsessed with this?)

FAVORITE BOOKS (You must read them now!)
Princess Bride
Summer of Fear
Lemony Snicket
Harry Potter
Ella Enchanted
Holes
Go Dog Go (my favorite story from when I was a little kid)
The Two Princesses of Bamarre
Goddess of Yesterday
Shadow Children series
Comic books (Calvin & Hobbes, Cathy, Dilbert, Garfield, Donald Duck, etc.)

FAVORITE MOVIES
Princess Bride
Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Tuck Everlasting
Star Trek movies
What's Up Doc?
The Cat from Outer Space

Favorite Quotes-
1) "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist." Wesley-Princess Bride
2) "Indeed, Gentlemen. While you were gone I had the oppurtuity to observe your counter-parts more closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous in every way, a perfect example of Homo-sapians, the very flower of humanity." Spock-Mirror Mirror.
3)"How do you figure it, Chekov? First, we're going to Altar 6. Then, we're going to Vulcan. Then we're heading back to Altar 6. Now, we're going to Vulcan." "I think I'm going to be space sick." Sulu and Chekov-Amok Time.
4)"Eunice? There's a person named Eunice?" What's Up Doc
5)"Little Spock Lives" Me
6)"Risk are our business! When man first looked at the stars-" Tavia's Kirk
7)"Go to Meijers!" Me and my friends. Inside joke, don't ask
8)"Dagger, dagger" My fellow Team Elijah members
9)"Ginger...is a genius." Nadia-A View from Saturday
10)"It's stuck!" "Then pull harder!" Me talking to my Nancy Drew computer game
11)"And then they met...the Bernstein bears!" My dad-when reading comics to us
12)"Thank you for that report" My dad-when we say "Uhh, well, uhh" too much
13)"But why is the rum gone?" -Jack, POTC
14)"You know me well, Korgano." -Data/Masaka, Masks
15)"I press it, and he dies." -Milana Monroe, Mirror-Mirror
16)'I don't like the taste or the smell, and they're very bad for you, but cigarettes are very in and I'd like to smoke another one.' -Esmé Squalor, The Slippery Slope
17) "Elizabeth is safe, just like I promised. She's going to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

I have another story posted that isn't on here. That's because Alania and I both wrote it, and she wanted it to be under her name. It's called "Read This or Else." So do as the title says, and be sure to review. We just posted the sequel on my account

"May the force be with you"
"Live Long and Prosper"
"The World is Quiet Here"
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believe in him should not perish but have everlasting life."
SMILE!




1. The Sugar Bowl » reviews
Do not read this collection of poems I have gathered from the remains of a green mansion that was burned to the ground. They are horribly tragic.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-28-06
2. The Dragon Dungeon » reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 11-7-04
3. insert clever and witty title here » reviews
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
Complete - StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 6-16-04
4. For you, Beatrice reviews
A love poem Lemony wrote to Beatrice when he was feeling miserable. LB I REVIEWED THIS POEM MYSELF AND GAVE EVIDENCE FOR MY CLAIMS! I DON'T THINK THAT LEMONY WAS THE BAUDELAIRE'S FATHER, I ONLY THINK HE LOVE THEIR MOTHER BEFORE SHE MARRIED MR.BAUDELAIRE!
Complete - Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-4-05
5. How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? » reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,613 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 3-23-04
6. The Sinister Start » reviews
What would happen if you took the Lemony Snicket plot and inserted Harry Potter characters? Find out by reading and REVIEWING! COMPLETED!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,840 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 3-16-04
7. Celeste Strikes Back reviews
A MarySue in Middle Earth? Yuppers. She must join with the fellowship to help destory the ring. Will she survive it's evil power? Will she help good conquer evil? Will Aragorn fall for her? Read and FIND OUT!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
8. Pansy's Pain reviews
This is basically making fun of angst stories because I can't write them at all. It takes a good writer to write a story that makes you cry, and I'm only capable of making people cry with laughter. This is about Pansy and her life. Read and Review!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-13-04 - Published: 8-13-04
9. The Superlative Suitcase Scramble » reviews
This is a story about what happens when seven crew members have the same suitcase. And by the way, don't you like my alliteration? FINISHED!
Complete - StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 12-3-03
10. The Return of Celeste reviews
That's right, the ultimate Mary Sue is back in action! And now she's afflicting the Doctor Who universe with her nauseating perfection! R and R!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-15-04
11. Celeste reviews
This is about a French MarySue who comes to Hogwarts that IS NOT RELATED TO ANYONE EVIL! It's really random so read it!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-6-04 - Published: 5-6-04
12. One Mood Ring to Rule Them All reviews
It turns you invisible, gives you long life and changes color depending on what mood you're in!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-2-04 - Published: 1-2-04
13. The Sneetches Star Trek Style reviews
This is my version of Dr. Suess's poem The Sneetches I really like that poem! RR!
Complete - StarTrek: Other - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-20-03 - Published: 8-20-03
14. Holidays on the Enterprise » reviews
This used to be called An Easter Story. Now it's about lots of different holidays with your favorite crew. R/R!!!!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 4-18-03
15. How would the crew of the Enterprise eat a Reese's » reviews
The first chapter is TOS and the second chapter is TNG. R and R PLEASE!!
StarTrek: Other - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 5-15-03
16. The Game Show » reviews
FINISHED! This story is about the Enterprise going on a game show. This story includes: severe insanity, rambling, and The Question Box of Doom
Complete - StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 4-13-03
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