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| Sandnose |
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Rosario + Vampire, Avengers, Perception, and Sherlock Holmes. Hi, I'm Sandnose, an aspiring artist and writer. I'm up for challenges and love to express myself through the arts. I have a very active personally which can sometimes get a little out of control. I enjoy many Animes and Mangas (Soul Eater, Hetalia, Nightschool, Rosario Vampire just to name a few!) I love getting advice, comments, and favorites on my stories, and private messages from fans of my works Might start taking requests for one-shots, so shoot me a PM. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say "That was fun!" “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost i | |||||||
1. New Voices » reviewsDaniel's condition has gotten more intense and has affected his work on cases, so Kate's been ordered to make him take a break for a while. His replacement? A 17-year-old schizophrenic murderer who's 10 times crazier than Pierce himself. Will Kate survive as well as the FBI? What about Daniel, who can't escape her no matter how hard he tries. Maybe he shouldn't try so hard...Perception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 8-16-122. The Story of Oliver » reviewsThis is the time when all of the avengers are a team, yet they're all teens! Rated T for language and contentAvengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 7-21-123. Completely Irrational » reviewsWhen Holmes ran into a woman and took her along home one day strange things begin to happen. Of coarse if you would call being hunted down by a Council of Vampires only strange.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 9-14-12 - S. Holmes & J. Watson4. Monsters Inside » reviewsLike Monsters? Like Experiments? How about that Romance! Come check out Monsters Inside, By: Sandnose. Rated T for later chapters.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-12 - Published: 5-23-125. Bane & Young, Detectives of the Supernatural » reviewsThis story follows these two young teens monsters as they help solve crimes concerning the supernatural within the tiny town of CargitanCrossover - Rosario + Vampire & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 6-6-12
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