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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. What can I tell you about me? Well, I am a mother of two sons, one of which is grown now and a great man. My youngest has a brain tumor, when he was doing his chemo and radiation I would tell him stories, and he would tell me to write them down. That's really where I started writing, other than creative writing in college. Obviously, I love the world J.K. Rowling gave us with Harry Potter. I also love Stephanie Meyers Twilight and The Host. House of Night. I love Johanna Lindsey, Julie Garwood, Cassie Edwards. These are my favorite authors. Though I like movies, I prefer all the books to the movies. There's nothing like being able to fall into a book and lose your own reality for a couple hours just a great stress reliever for me. Its really books and music for me, and I would list my music preference, but its so eclectic that it would be endless and the different categories are long as well, i like most forms of music. I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.
Weasley’s Wildfire Wizzbangs Portable Swamp Skiving Snackboxes Diarrhea Dots-self explanatory Decoy Detonators, and a farting version. Graffiti Gold- paint that can only voluntarily be removed by the person who used it. Concussed creams- gives a powerful headache like a concussion Portable Peeves- creates an echo of the real peeves that follows the person around screaming swear words Hexing Flowers- Smelling the flowers activates a hex that causes flowers to release bees that sting the smeller with a stinging jinx. Ron’s Wand- Fake wand that backfires on the user with a temporary Obliviate jinx, giving the other person 5 minutes to get away before the users memory returns. Fake Boxers-24 hour wedgie underwear, the wearer is stuck with them for a whole day. Shoe charm- charms shoes to make gas noises every time the wearer takes a step. Wears off after 12 hours. Chocolate Crush- The person eating it will be able to think of nothing but the person the pranker chooses after eating one for 24 hours. Long Lasting Light- Opposite of Peruvian Darkness Powder. Creates a light so bright for 5 minutes you are unable to see anything. Only the person throwing the powder sees normally. Muscle Spasm Mints- self explanatory Hey, anybody who reads this, I am looking for a story to read that is a good length novel about Hermione/Bill or Hermione/Charlie! I have read all that are on this site already so if your writing that pairing please IM me and let me know so I can hop on over and read it!!! Here's a poem I love! It always makes me crack up! Do Not Read unless you have a sense of humor!!! Morning Poem I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my windowsill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter, and of fun It seemed his very trilling Brought up the morning sun I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person!!!! Hey everyone, just wanted to write a little something here for a friend. Her pen-name is Wiccagurl417 and she's just starting out writing stories. She adopted a one-shot that I wrote that a few of my readers wanted to see turned into a multi-chapter story; but I didn't have a story for it. She wanted to see it expanded so much that she asked for permission to use it and make it what she wanted to read and since she's a very, very good friend in the real world I let her. So if you wanted to see my Prankster story written further hop over to her profile and check it out, she's doing a great job! Love ya Wiccagurl! | |||||
1. WTF Just Happened? » reviewsHermione finds a letter that changes her whole life. Rated for later chapters for suggested theme and violence.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-7-13 - Hermione G. & Blaise Z.2. No, You Are » reviewsA tale of love, loss and healing as the wizarding war is fought and the final battle approaches. Plus an ending so shocking you will never see it coming!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 4-9-13 - Hermione G. & Draco M.3. Pureblood's, Halfblood's, and Mudbloods No More » reviewsI believe this to be a unique Dramione 7th year story. If there is another like it out there I haven't come across it. Read along as the two become close while teaching a new subject at Hogwarts along with Michael Corner.Story now complete!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,362 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 3-23-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete4. Her Unexpected Wolf » reviews**WARNING** This story contains violence and a miscarriage of sorts. Hermione visits her pen pal Emily in Forks after an incident with Ron ends with her under the care of a healer. Jake is still hurting from Bella's choosing and marrying Edward. Will sparks fly when the two heartbroken young people meet?Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 9-16-12 - Hermione G. & Jacob - Complete5. Letter of Love and Goodbye reviewsHermione writes a dear john letter.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete6. Candy Canes in Summer reviewsFred and George have come up with a way to prank Hermione and also get some information on a crush she has! October challenge for the Twin Exchange!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-12 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete7. How Do I Go On Without Those Brown Eyes? reviewsSometimes life ends unfairly with nobody to blame.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-15-12 - Hermione G. & George W. - Complete8. I'm a What? He's My What? Well Hell! » reviewsThis is a very unusual Veela tale! I promise if ya peek inside it's a surprise! Now complete!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,168 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 9-14-12 - Published: 7-21-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete9. The Prank on the Prankster reviewsThe Weasley Twins were Hogwart's legend, they had broken long standing prank records set by the Marauders and when they left none had been able to surpass them. Now Fred Weasley has returned to the castle to teach Charms after Filius Flitwick had retired and every prankster in the school was trying to impress him, resulting in total chaos.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-6-12 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete10. Guess Who! reviewsThis is a one shot marriage law but Hermione gets to choose her husband this time! I love marriage law fics and wanted to write my own!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-21-12 - Hermione G. - Complete11. Give and Take » reviewsHarry, Hermione, Draco, Blaise, and a few OC's take you on a partnership building retreat in order to keep their jobs. They have to learn how to not only work together, but build partnerships with past enemies.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 4-28-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete12. Saying Goodbye reviewsThe one year anniversary of Fred Weasley's death is marked by the return of a member of the family that left after Fred died. Just a little one shot that poked around in my head until I wrote it down! Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-12 - George W. & Hermione G. - Complete13. The Other Trio » reviewsThis is the story of Dumbledore's Army during the Horcrux Hunt year. I'm not sure if it's been told or not, this is only my version. The first chapter is short, but the following chapters will be normal length. AU in that Ginny and Harry communicate.AU.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
