One of my favorite books of all times is the Lord of the Rings. I stole the idea for these joke from americanathogwarts but these ones are originals.

1. Frodo is not the Rum-Bearer.

2. I will refrain from painting Saurons armor hot pink on the eve of battle.

3. I will not get in the middle of a Dwarven drinking game.

4. I will refrain from referring to my friends as the minions of Sauron.

5. I will not refer to the hobbits as "target practice"

6. Any resemblance between The Messenger of Mordor and Voldemort is entirely coincidental.

7. It is inappropriate to yell "NAZGUL!!!" whenever a bird flies by.

8. I will not smoke in front of the Ents - Who knows? It might be a close relative...

9. Wargs do not like being called cute or having pink bows put in their manes.

10. Contrary to popular belief, the Uruk-Hai do not smoke before entering battle.