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Author has written 27 stories for Ninja Turtles, Danger Mouse, Sailor Moon, Thunderbirds, Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, and Doctor Who. Hi there and thanks for stopping by my profile! I'm an English lass studying English Lit. at University and very happy I am too. To sum me up, I ain't your average teenager: I prefer cartoons and chocolate to alcohol and cigarettes and so rather than risking my liver and lungs, I risk my weight with a big bag of Maltesers! Not that I'm morbidly obese or anything like that. I'm a bit of thinker, often contemplating the mysteries of life, the grey areas that exist in this world, although I do believe in God (even if I can never be bothered to get my lazy backside out of bed on a Sunday to go to any kind of church-service!) I love writing original stories and poems and also really enjoy writing fanfiction. I've evolved a lot over the years; I used to write some awful plots but I've learnt all about fanfiction as I've gone on; so I'll do my best to entertain you with what I've got! :) Be warned: I haven't really been paying as much attention to fanfiction.net as I used to. I used to use it a lot when I was younger and you'll see a lot of early stuff here which is quite badly written because it's work from 2003 onwards and I was only 13 back then. Chances are I'll publish the odd fanfiction, but do watch this space! There'll always be something here to look at. :) In March 2009 I edited my user-name because quite frankly, I liked the name Tea-Cub better. I drink tea (real Englishwoman, me) and quite a few of my fandoms, not all of which are listed here for various reasons, are associated with the letter 'T' so, you know... :) Spot the painfully obvious pun. Anyway, goodbye for now, chaps and chapesses! See you around! T-C | |||||||
1. Lone reviewsSet during Human Nature/The Family of Blood. "Anything resembling friendliness, at least beyond Jenny, was completely out of the question."Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-10 - Martha J. & 10th Doctor - Complete2. Family Ties reviewsStay professional. Written from Gordon's POV.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-7-09 - Gordon T. - Complete3. Running Return reviewsThey are alive. They are back. And they are real. And Leatherhead, for one, is very relieved.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-2-08 - Leatherhead & Donatello4. Between the Rescues » reviewsA collection of short, hopefully humorous stories that take a look at what the characters get up to during those long offduty hours on Tracy Island. PART 3 UP.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 12-23-065. Chocolate Cake » reviewsThe long awaited sequel to Cheesecake. John is back for revenge, and he needs a little help, and something sweet, in order to get it. UPDATED: PART 3 UP: FANFICTION COMPLETE.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 11-30-066. Shopping At The Alley reviewsHarry Potter x Red Dwarf crossover, oneoff fic. It's just another day in the world of magic for three particular wizards.Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-06 - Complete7. Skutter Like You reviewsCat does someone a favour. Gen fic, not slash.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-06 - Cat & Lister, D. - Complete8. Maybe reviewsMaybe they could save each other. Mild RxL slash.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-06 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete9. After Work reviewsHarry, Luna. And hot chocolate, of course.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-05 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete10. Like Everything Else reviewsIn which Lister just can't get comfortable. RL.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-05 - Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.11. Cheesecake reviewsJohn has cheesecake. Gordon wants it. Gen fic, TV verse.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-05 - Gordon T. & John T.12. Popcorn reviewsLister spends some time with Cat. Slashy drablet.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-05 - Cat & Lister, D.13. Hold You 'Til You're Sleeping reviewsA question for Harry. Luckily, the answer's been there all along. Slash. Written just before release of HPB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-05 - Harry P. & Ron W.14. Tell Me reviewsCat and Lister share a conversation. It just happens to be a little different.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-05 - Cat & Lister, D.15. Let's Stick Together » reviews5th story. Woodruff's new stepsister Stella befriends Count Duckula's old henchman Jack, but the relationship hasn't stopped Jack from teaming up with Greenback. Danger Mouse, Kim and Penfold have to stop them...but does Jack just need a friend? C. 5 6 uDanger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 6-13-0416. Really reviewsSet during the episode 'Dimension Jump,' just before Ace arrives at Starbug. Mildly slashy CL drablet.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-05 - Cat & Lister, D.17. Love Me Not » reviews4th story. Woodruff has joined the agency as a trainee, but when he is revealed to have feelings for Kim, tension comes between him, Kim and DM. But can the three work together to defeat Count Duckula's plan to ruin Valentine's Day - permanently? DONE! :Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,842 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 2-12-0418. Wizard Marauders reviewsThe Marauders sing their own version of 'Lady Marmalade! Enjoy! R&R - my first HP fic. Edited slightly .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-0419. A Christmas Story » reviews3rd story. Whilst DM is having recurring nightmares, the agency face Kim with a difficult choice regarding her human state. And then things just get worse when her brother and his wife disappear! Can DM, Kim and Penfold find them? COMPLETE! YAY!Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete20. The Twelve Days of Christmas reviewsA DM parody of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas! R&R, and Happy Christmas!Danger Mouse - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-0321. Friends and Enemies » reviews2nd story. A secret from the past is revealed when the villainous Dr. Crumhorn puts DM under the influence of a strong mind-control ray. COMPLETE! YIPPEE!Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-2-03 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete22. Choices » reviewsBeginning of 'Danger Mouse: Heroes' series. When Danger Mouse falls for a human, a choice must be made between a life in the real world and his agent career...FINISHED! YABBA DABBA DOO!Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-4-03 - Published: 6-30-0323. I Wanna Drive! reviewsA songfic, taking the complete and utter Michael out of Penelope's driving! R & R!Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-14-03 - Complete24. Was It My Fault? reviewsGuilt isn't easy to live with, as Mikey is about to find out...Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-10-0325. The Hood: Stayin' Alive! reviewsJust a songfic. Read and review! I apologise for the way the gaps turned out!Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-5-03
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