BlueDemise

Hey, what's up? I'm not the best writer in the world, but hot damn do I try!! And I would just like to take this time to thank anyone who has reviewed me or is going to review me, you guys rock!! Here's some info about me!

Name: Ashley

Age: Anywhere from 1-100! ;)

Favorite color: Blue!! (duh)

Pet peeve: Bad grammar... >:p

Home State: Kansas (it's not that flat!)

Loves: Too many things to list...

Hates: Way too many things to list...

My Bio: I've always been considered the weird yet creative girl. I enjoy many things such as reading, writing, drawing, cosplaying, watching TBBT, and other things that bore you but fascinate me. I don't like the style of my writing; I think it's too...I don't know, I just don't like it. But I'm flattered that the people who read my stories like them.

Favorite Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, read them!" -Me

"I remember a time when you were normal, don't ever do it again." -Me

"So many books, so little time." -Frank Zappa

"I'm crying right now because I just realized that snakes are tails with eyes" - Some random dude from Tumbler After Dark

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." -Steve Martin

"A pessimist sees the glass half empty, an optimist sees the glass half full, I see room for vodka!" -???

"Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack." -???

"That awkward moment when you're in class and then your stomach decides to make it's dying whale voice." -???

"That awkward moment when you walk into a spiderweb and become a Kung-Fu master." -???

"Everytime we get ready to march in band, the first thing you hear before you start is 'Shit, I gotta pee!'" -Tanukiskies

More Useless Shit Nobody Reads:

Favorite food- Mexican

Favorite animal- Anything that can kill you

Favorite actor- Norman Fucking Reedus

Favorite movie- There are too many to list, but if I had to choose, it'd be The Goonies.

Favorite book- Warm Bodies

Favorite TV show- The Walking Dead (I only watch it because Daryl's still alive)