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Author has written 12 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, and Harry Potter.
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"It sounds as if you swallowed a dictionary and then threw it up!" -Halt, Ranger's Apprentice: The Lost Stories, "Purple Prose"
Will: "Let him out? Is the King crazy? Why would...? I mean... no offense or anything like that. It's just-"
"All right, ladies, if you're finished with the fashion show, let's go meet the Wakir." -Halt (to Will and Gilan)
Horace: "You going to eat that?"
"An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong." -Halt
"Stop feeling, Horace, and start thinking!" Alyss to Horace
"What's Horace looking so enigmatic about?" Will asked. A faint trace of a smile touched Halt's lips. "Someone gave him a stale fish," he said.
"There's a big difference between shooting at a target and shooting at a charging Wargal. A target isn't usually trying to kill you."
"I thought you said hard rations build character?" Will said, managing to stay straight-faced.
Halt regarded him. He loved Horace like a younger brother. Even a second son, after Will. He admired his skill with a sword and his courage in battle. But sometimes, just sometimes, he felt an overwhelming desire to ram the young warrior's head against a convenient tree.
"Now, if you two will excuse us, we'll get back to the relatively simple business of planning a war." Baron Arald
Gilan shook his head. "No. I don't think 'Sir-Sir' is suitable. Nor 'Sir Gilan.' I think just the one 'sir' would do nicely, don't you?"
"Can you see me?" Horace
"Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck." "Very wise," Halt replied. "And what exactly do your mother's words of wisdom have to do with this situation?" Gundar shrugged. "It looks like a channel. It's in the right place for a channel. If I were digging one, this is where I's dig a channel. So..." "It's probably a channel?" Selethen said. Gundar grinned at him. "Either that or it's a duck."
"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang
"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride
"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang
"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge
"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman
"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang
"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang
"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick
"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max
"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy
"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy
"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang
"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max
"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment
"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4
"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!" Gazzy
"All guys are idiots. You just have to find the ones who less idiotic." my sister
"Imagine this. You are all the cake *gestures over there, clarinets, you are the icing *points to us clarinets*. Flutes, you are the itty-bitty sprinkles." my band teacher (she's really nice)
"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell die Ron, die, I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
"I'm going to bed before either of you has another brilliant idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled." Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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