About me:

I'm a female, aged 18 and my name's Michelle. Yes well. That's it.

Former Alias: CultKagome and Sesshoumaru

What not to do in front of me:

1. Touch my Pocky without my permission? You Die. I'll rip your genitals out and feed it to you.

2. Touch or even poke my Gaara plushie? You also Die. I'll cut your hands off at your wrist.

3. Eat Pocky in front of me and DON'T offer it to me? You will not die. But, i will remember...oh yes i will remember...

(P.S.: I'm not mentally unsound. The above are just some of my more major stuff that i get absolutely crazy about. It's that quirk thingy going on.)

Just a little something to go by...my definition of the best liars. This is random but i wanted to remember it so i just post it over here.

"The best liars are

NOT the ones that can lie with a straight face

NOT the ones that can lie to themselves

NOT the ones that can lie on a whim.

Rather...The best liars are

the ones that can lie badly with little lies

the ones that can lie by telling the truth

and the ones make lies become a form of reality"

Favourites:

Anime:-

Naruto, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Black Blood Brothers, Ouran High School Host Club, Samurai Champloo (Rurouni Kenshin and Inuyasha to a certain extent), DragonBall, One Piece (AHHHHH!LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!), HunterxHunter, Shaman King, SkipBeat!

Genre:-

Naruto - Action/Adventure/Mystery/Supernatural/Horror AT BEST, a LITTLE bit of romance. preferably none though

Naruto - Romance (ONLY if it's romance all the way and if it's on my favourite pairings namely: Itachi/Hinata, Neji/Hinata, Shikamaru/Hinata)

(too lazy to mention other animes but mentioned naruto because i'm up for any recommendation that falls into the aforementioned categories to add into my C2. ALSO, no YAOI/YURI and stories recommended should be naruto-centric)

Shows:-

(other than anime)

Hong Kong period dramas, Some Korean & Japanese dramas, British sitcoms (namely black adder, not the nine o'clock news, the fast show maybe..dunno. watched only one episode), Cartoons like The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog etc.

Oh and watching those youtube comedians. Namely kevjumba, HappySlip and Fred.

Books:-

1) Vampire fiction (Anita Blake, L.A. Banks series)

2) Horror fiction (Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft..you know. the usual.)

3) Chick lit GREAT for mindless reads for de-stressing purposes. works better than a stress ball for me anyway (MaryJanice Davidson in particular...no one does humor better than she does. in my opinion anyway)

4) Fantasy/Sci-fi Raymond E. Feist, Susanna Clarke (you know...the Jonathan Strange one), Christopher Paolini (i think it's spelled this way. he's the guy who wrote Eragon) anyway, Tamora Pierce, Diana Wynne Jones etc etc

5) Mystery (frankly, i only read Agatha Christie. but I've read the Miss Marple series to death...the books are literally falling apart)

Random stuff about me (so sue me. i was bored.):-

I love pocky- addicted to it, live for it.

I love to eat. I detest the idea of dieting. I will NEVER do that unless for LEGITIMATE health reasons.

(and I've got a very loose definition of legitimate - FUTURE high cholesterol/diabetes etc? NOT good reasons. I live only once. I'm not gonna to deprive myself of the one of the best things the world has to offer just because of that or to become some skinny-ass bitch because it's SUPPOSED to be beautiful. Oh sureeeeee. You're telling me Nicole Richie has a hot body. Oh suuuuuuuure. Skele-GIRL is hot. Riiiiiight. Bulimia is the new Ecstasy.)

I love Japanese food. Throw me in Japan and I'll use up all my money on food. (I'm a Japanophile. and yes. that DEFINITELY includes loving all the bishounens. sighs happily)

I hate pink. (People always look at me and think I like that fugly color. Just because I look 4 years younger than my actual age doesn't mean I like that stupid color!ARGH!! As you can see. This is one of THOSE issues.)

I like painting my toenails different colors on each foot.

I've got a phobia for insects. (I hate those little buggers. I'd rather go live in a cemetery. Um. An insect-free one that is.)

When I die, I want to meet Lord Anubis.

If that can't happen, I wish that when I get buried, I would somehow become a "subject" for necromancers. (and NO. that does not mean I wanna become a zombie. I want to be an animated, cognizant undead. There's a freakin' difference.)

I love vampires and bats. Pumas too. Oh and dogs (my cute adorable dog!) and reptiles...namely snakes and the Komodo dragon.

I would like to become a cranky, cynical person when I'm old. You know...those grumpy old people that take pleasure in having young ones at their beck and call. I'll probably do it for kicks. (scratch that "probably".)

I sometimes, fall asleep when standing. (I'm finding myself doing that more often nowadays during morning assembly -_-")

I eat too much instant noodles and I love it. (I'm dropping alot of hair for that. Ah well. I've got too much hair anyway. Worst come to worst, I'll shave it and get wigs!Always wanted one.)

I used to have an addiction for chilli sauce packets from fast food joints as well as jam. (the only reason why I kicked the chilli sauce packet addiction off was because they wouldn't let me take those anymore unless they gave me or I asked them for some when i order fast food. and i hate fast food. so there. no more free chilli sauce packets/)

I cannot go without having an obsession/addiction at any one point in time.

I hate wasting time so much so that at one period of time, I limited sleeping to no more than 5 hours everyday. (Currently, I've upgraded it to 6 hours. Though I haven't slept today.)

I like the smell of my cupboard in which I keep my wiccan tools and stuff. I open it once a week to smell it. -_-"

I've got a pair of hello kitty pajamas. I absolutely hate it but my mom refused to let me rip it to pieces. It is Evil. (YES YES!I'M LEAVING THAT INFERNAL CRAP BEHIND WHEN I MIGRATE!YES! - update: YOOHOO!IT'S GONE!I THREW IT IN THE CHUTE!BWAHAHAHAH!)

For 6 years, I had the same dream on the day before school. I always woke up crying and screaming.

For 2 years, when I was 10 and 11, I cried myself to sleep every night. I have NO idea why. Weird bout of depression from nowhere. My parents never knew.

When I get a car, the first thing I'm going to do is spend one night in it.

I've a weird habit of setting aside a few months annually, to go on a hermit period where I don't step out of the house at all unless for school.

I absolutely detest trends. abbbbbsolutely. That's succumbing to teenage magazines (and teenage idiocy) which in my personal opinion, are worth less than toilet paper. I personally don't own a single one. I used to have two. Took the posters and then threw them in the rubbish chute.

Occasionally, I get the urge to shave my head bald. Never ever did it though.

Personal Recommendations:

If you like those Naruto-centric fanfics filled with action/adventure with minimal romance (ruining or hindering the plot), lots of unique ideas, excellent plot and riveting detail, here are my recommendations...I've read about 1000 of action/adv naruto fanfics and these have emerged top and are absolute absolute must-reads for me at least.

(Not by any particular order)

ABSOLUTE NUMBER #1 ON MY LIST --> Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB (It's so damn amazing. I mean I actually can CONFIDENTLY say that it's #1 out of the 1000 over Naruto action-based fics I've read.)

1) Adrien skywalker fanfics. (ALL of them are good)

2) The Price of the Future

3) Chunin Exam Day (cough. duhhhhhhhhh.)

4) Lack of Motivation

5) kyugan's fanfics (crossovers with yyh. in case anyone is looking for those, kyugan's fanfics are DEFINITELY a must.)

6) Naruto: Kage Bunshin!

7) Tsunade's Heir

8) Senju Naruto

9) Lessons of Experience

10) The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto

11) Neo Yondaime Hokage

12) Rise of the Jinchuuriki

13) Froggy-slice's fanfics

14) Prove the Pervert Wrong

15) An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes

16) Senpuu

17) Master of Seals by kagehisa

18) DisobedienceWriter's fanfics (Naruto's Compensation is simply fking awesome)

19) The Tragedy of Repetition

20) ChaosDriver's fanfics (crossovers written by him are really masterfully written that you don't even NEED to know ANYTHING about the anime/manga or whatever incorporated into the story. i sure as hell don't know anything but i loved it all the same)

out of 700 plus fanfics in my records, these along with some others i haven't included (mainly crossovers and some because i forgot what they were about -_-"), these are the top i picked offhand when i perused the whole long list.

Just realized I never really specified what pairings i like so well. here goes.

Pairings (Fav):-

Bleach
Ichigo/Rukia
Hitsugaya/Rukia
Byakuya/Rukia (it's NOT incest. she's adopted for heaven's sake.)
Renji/Rukia
Grimmjow/Rukia

Naruto
Neji/Hinata (well...i never found cousinxcousin incestuous. but that's my own opinion shrugs)
Itachi/Hinata
Shikamaru/Hinata
Kakashi/Hinata
Shino/Hinata
Kiba/Hinata (ONLY for a select FEW stories)

Ouran High School Host Club
Kyoya/Haruhi
Mori/Haruhi
Hikaru/Haruhi/Kaoru (WITHOUT twincest. that's too ewwwwww for me.)
Huni/Haruhi
Nekozawa/Haruhi
Kasanoda/Haruhi (sometimes)

Samurai Champloo
Jin/Fuu
Mugen/Fuu

Inuyasha
Sesshoumaru/Kagome
Miroku/Kagome
Inutaisho/Kagome (sometimes. it really really depends on the story)
Kouga/Kagome (again..only sometimes)
Naraku/Kagome (same applies as the above)

Hana-Kimi
Izumi/Mizuki
Shin/Mizuki
Minami/Mizuki
Nakatsu/Mizuki

Hana Yori Dango
Tsukasa/Tsukushi
Rui/Tsukushi
Soujiro/Tsukushi

Fruit Basket
Akiro/Tohru
Hatori/Tohru
Shigure/Tohru
Kyo/Tohru
Ayame/Tohru
Hatsuharu/Tohru
Momiji/Tohru (only when he grows up)

Shaman King
Hao/Anna

Harry Potter (I know...kinda out of the blue huh? it's like anime anime anime then huh?harry potter?)
Hermione with:
- Tom Riddle Jr
- Lucius Malfoy
- Severus Snape (I initially hated it. now i'm like an avid fan. it's so easy to convert to this pairing. sooo easy)
- Fred &/or George (WITHOUT twincest. again...EWWWWW.)
- Bill (sometimes)
- Charlie (also sometimes)

For others like The Labyrinth it's obviously Jareth/Sarah and for Tamora Pierce, I strictly read only Daine/Numair (i actually like Kaddar/Daine and Neal/Daine but there's hardly ANY good ones out there. I'm not even talking about GREAT...just GOOD.)

SOOOOOOOOOOO...SURPRISE!I'M NOT A YAOI FANGIRL! HA! I'm like part of that endangered group! shocking eh!

I definitely don't read yaoi or yuri. No no. I can read stories with SIDE shonen-ai/shoujo-ai pairing as long as there are NOOOOOOO explicit details and they stay as side pairings. I personally don't have anything against homosexuals but it doesn't mean I wanna read about them having sex. Yaoi fangirls are already taking over this place and I'm honestly quite irritated when I buy into a story only to find that 15 or so chapters later, the main character is gay and is about to do THE HORIZONTAL TANGO soon. ESPECIALLY FOR NARUTO STORIES!GAWWWWWD!if there was gonna be yaoi, PLEASE SPECIFY IT IN THE SUMMARY OR IN THE A/N!! I get so pissed when I think about those stories that i got so hooked onto and wasted hours on them only to have to stop reading them halfway. GAH! stomps around in anger

And since i'm lazy to specifiy pairings i HATE (aside from main yaoi/yuri pairings)...well, i'll just list characters which i hate and will absolutely not read any stories featuring them as part of the main pairing.

Bleach
Hinamori
Orihime

Naruto
Sakura
Sasuke (only read a handful sasuke/hinata)

Inuyasha
Inuyasha (yeah. well. I read very very very few of inu/kag as a main pairing. very few. since i mostly hate inuyasha)
Kikyo (ummm...duh. dead. clay. whore...I've nothing against clay and whores and the dead seperately just so you know.)

Hana Yori Dango
Sara (is that her name? can't remember. she's just "the bitch in HYD" in my dictionary. not sure if that name is soujiro's ex. ANYHOW, i'm referring to the female coughcreaturecough that Tsukasa was with when he lost his memory)

Fruit Basket
Rin (surprise surprise!especially for people who know me.)
The girl in the student council that likes Yuki. Maki? No idea what's-her-name is called anyhow. (her character is just so unappealing)

Harry Potter
Ginny (HAAAAAAATE her as part of a main pairing. HATE HATE HATE.)
Cho
You know what? It's pretty much all the girls in Hogwarts except for Hermione and Luna Lovegood.

I'm really surprised to find that this "paste into your profile" thingys (i honestly don't know what to call them) fits me really well. I've seen plenty but never found the urge to paste them in my profile. This was a first. (P.S.: Kudos to Paw Print Pajamas!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, ViperineVampire

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile (YES!ESPECIALLY THIS!I flunked my prelims badly in part because of this!)

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Stories by me: (so far all discontinued because i'm only going to concentrate on reading and i'm too horrified by my writing skills of the past and though so, am much too lazy to rewrite them) - I'm actually so ashamed of my second story that i hate the idea that i haven't taken it off this site. The only reason I'm leaving it here is to remind me how much I've improved and to NEVER write such crappy stuff. (Esp my crossover story. God. I even hate the name. What in the world was I THINKING?!). "Is it too late?" is also quite crappy but not as crappy as the 2nd one which name I don't even wanna repeat.

1. Is it too late? (DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION) .

2. sparks fly when harry potter meets sakura kinomoto » (DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION) I actually really hate this story now that i went and reread it again. so HORRIBLY written.

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A/N: my very first penname was sakura tenshi.AnGeL oF lOvE (i know. sounds stupid huh? hindsight is 20/20 and all that. hey!i was 12!or was it 13...)... my fic is it too late? is also on a single spark as i decided to post it here too. NOW DISCONTINUED. Sorry because it's either that or i do complete overhauls of both my fics which i've totally lost interest in.

account in fictionpress.com : http://www.fictionpress.com/~cultkagomeandsesshomaru