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Author has written 24 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Trek: 2009, Titanic, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Spaceballs, and High School Musical. So I just posted the outline to a new story idea I had and it seems to have attracted a lot of people. I'm just putting it out there that I've been going through some serious writer's block and drafting the outline has helped me put this new story in perspective and I thought why not post it to let people know I'm trying to update something? So, never fear, there will be a story. I am a Trekker, not a Trekkie. For those of you who don't know the difference, visit this site: I am now accepting anonymous reviews! Yay! That means even if don't have an account, YOU CAN STILL REVIEW! If you are a purist when it comes to Star Trek and fervently wish Paramount would come up with an historically accurate movie for a change and actually do some research, copy and paste this into your profile. (The new one was good, but an alternate reality...how about some good old-fashioned original -verse? Not mirrorverse or alternate?) :D When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me! Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building, 93% of girls would kill themselves. If you are part of the 7% that would be there with a bag of popcorn and a video camera screaming "Do a backflip! DO A BACKFLIP!" and cheering when he died(figurativelybecausecheeringwhensomeonediedwouldbemean, copy this onto your profile. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser Slash is my cup of tea - I hate tea. (For those of you who are stupid, that means I don't like slash. It's stupid. And gross. And evil, when it comes to doing that about beloved characters of a legend that has been around for a thousand years and more! For shame upon you!) If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile. (Oh so many times...) You call me a bitch. Female dogs are bitches. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. " If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT | |||||
1. Quarantine » reviewsAfter Spock beams back from investigating a rogue asteroid, he is put under quarantine, captain's orders. McCoy is confused and, seeing no medical reason for Spock's isolation, releases him.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 2-25-13 - L. McCoy & Spock2. The Ballad of Captain Kirk reviewsA ballad is a poem that tells a story. This ballad tells of one of Captain Kirk's many dealings with Klingons.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-13 - J. Kirk - Complete3. Deadshirt reviewsAn epic poem I wrote for English class. An epic is four stanzas, each containing six lines. Line one sets the scene, two describes the 'offense', three describes retaliation, and four the resolution.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-13 - Published: 1-10-13 - Complete4. Sarah, Alex, and Varel » reviewsCadets who have just transferred onto the Enterprise. Various events that happen to them or to the Enterprise. Please review. I know you're out there, readers, so please review. I value each and every review I recieve.Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 4-16-125. Pavel Chekov » reviewsThe good, the bad, and the slightly crazy. What happens to Pavel Chekov, ensign on the USS Enterprise? To find out, you must read. A collection of drabbles, small ficlets, and other unrelated stories about everyone's favourite navigator. A/N: I use Google Translate for some Russian speaking. If you can't figure out what happens when Pavel speaks Russian, just copy paste to GT!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-29-12 - Published: 4-4-12 - P. Chekov - Complete6. McCoy on the Enterprise » reviewsMcCoy and what he does on the Enterprise. Some chapters may carry to the next, but some may also be unrelated. I am going to try to feature Spock and maybe get McCoy's insight on some of their "arguments". Comments are greatly appreciated.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-29-12 - Published: 3-26-12 - L. McCoy - Complete7. T'Amanda reviewsAt the end of The Fire and the Rose, it is stated that Spock and his wife adopted a human child. This is her story.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-12 - Spock - Complete8. Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money » reviewsThe Spaceballs are back, still needing a fresh air supply. Dark Helmet is still surrounded by Assholes and is out to get Lone Starr, who is still married to Princess Vespa. Although he does not understand what is so special about her nose. Yogurt is really into merchandising and Lone Starr needs more money than the original million space bucks.Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-12 - Published: 4-20-129. Wormhole Musical » reviewsOur favourite Starfleet crew is sucked into a wormhole. East High is preparing for summer vacation! Disclaimer: I own nothing except filler characters and story ideas.Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 3-22-12 - Complete10. La planet et des Romuliens » reviewsKirk a trouvé une nouvelle planète avec des Romuliens dans l'orbite. Qu'est-ce qu'il à faire? Peut-il sauve l'Enterprise? Je suis désolée pour la grammaire; français est ma deuxième langue, donc je vous voudrais faire des revues. Chapitre 2 est ici!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - French - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 4-19-1211. Church Trek » reviewsA sermon on a Federation Starship in the future. Is set as something that evolved from the TV show Star Trek. This happens in the 22nd century, in our timeline.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-12 - Published: 4-17-12 - Complete12. A Family reviewsPost WOK but pre SFS. How does Jim deal with the loss of his best friend?StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-12 - J. Kirk - Complete13. An Abnormal Day for the Enterprise reviewsThe Enterprise's crew experiences a day that, for them, is completely out of the ordinary.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-12 - J. Kirk - Complete14. Bob Lee » reviewsA new Security ensign is about to go on his first mission aboard the Enterprise.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 4-10-12 - Complete15. Space Seed reviewsMissing scene from Space Seed. Fixes the continuity error from the original episode to the movie Wrath of Khan.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-12 - Khan S. & P. Chekov - Complete16. New Kid reviewsPavel Chekov has just transferred onto the ship and Uhura observes him from the bridge.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-12 - P. Chekov & Uhura - Complete17. I Love You reviewsJack and Rose are on the "raft" after the ship sinks. Jack decides to let go.Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-12 - Jack D. - Complete18. Illogical reviewsSomeone is injured in the transporter and Spock reacts illogically. Drabble.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-12 - Spock - Complete19. April Fool's reviewsA prank is pulled on the Captain of the USS Enterprise.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-12 - J. Kirk - Complete20. Assignment: Enterprise? reviewsPavel Chekov has a surprise in store.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-12 - P. Chekov - Complete21. The P're » reviewsDo you like energy entities? Romulans? Klingons? Dead red shirts? Then read this story! Not slash.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-12 - Complete22. Kaswahn reviewsDrabble. I had to edit it sorry! because it wasn't quite 100 words. I own nothing.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-12 - Spock & Amanda G. - Complete23. Meeting reviewsMy first attempt at writing a drabble - it's all dialogue so try to figure out who's who! a drabble is exactly 100 words.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-12 - Complete24. McCoy's Day reviewsAll about...MCCOY! I own nothing.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-12 - L. McCoy - Complete