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Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Just another one of those weird people who live in their own little fantasy world. In case you're wondering what the heck is up with my user name, my account was deleted back in '03 for violating TOS. I'm such a rebel. XD Anywho, that's where the 2.0 came from. Yes, lame humor amuses me. DBZ was my introduction into fanfic, but it's highly unlikely there'll be any more of those coming from me any time soon. Naruto has chewed up my brain and spit the soggy thing back out at me. Right now, I can't get enough of it. Some things you should probably know before you start digging through my writing: - I'm an equal opportunity fangurl. Het, yaoi, and yuri all lie here. The warnings are your friends. Please don't skip over them. - I have a thing for threesomes (team 7 is about as canon as they can be in a shounen manga. :3), teacher/student (Oh, KakaSaku, you're so deliciously wrong. @_@), and the occassional crack pairing (NaruIno is obnoxious, blond LOVE!) - I tend to stay on the humor side of things yet still try to keep it realistic. I'll probably never write anything poignant, but hopefully I can make you laugh a little. xD - I hate character bashing (no Sakura does not need to die because she's female and therefore gets in the way of Naru and Sasu-chan's true wuv. No, really, she doesn't.), and blatant OOC breaks my brain. Fanarts for my fics: Sunshee over at livejournal drew the funniest thing that was inspired by my Deep Thoughts crack ficlet. There is nudity, but it's blurred out. I'd still say it's probably Not Work Safe. Enjoy! And don't forget to let her know how awesome it is. DocDestructo drew five awesome and mostly worksafe (this one's iffy) fanarts for Wet Nightmare. Links to my other stuff: @ Mediaminer - All writings that have been posted online (DBZ and Naruto) | |||||||||||
1. Lest Things Become Predictable reviewsGokudera decides right then that in the unfortunate and highly unlikely event he ever becomes a father, he'll promptly get a vasectomy so that no child of his suffers the tortures of an evil sibling. Or the joys of having a meddling older sister. 5980Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-09 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete2. mischief's cracktastic shorts » reviewsA series of drabbles that the brain demands I dump somewhere. XD All genres including het, yaoi, and yuri. Each drabble has it's own warnings. Crack pairings extremely likely. Unless stated otherwise, characters are at least 20.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 7-18-09 - Published: 11-26-05 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.3. Che Cavolo reviewsThat wasn't food I asked for, was it? Or the joys of being in a country where you can't speak the language.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-09 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete4. Midnight Cowboys reviews5980 He raises an eyebrow when, while they empty change and keys, lighters and guns from pockets, a roll of duct tape is set down as well.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-09 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete5. Gasoline and Wine reviewsThis devotion makes no sense at all. What did he ever do to deserve it? But one thing Tsuna has never done is doubt it. Gokudera/TsunaKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-09 - Tsuna S. & H. Gokudera - Complete6. Oh, Nurse! Or Izumo's Day At The Hospital reviewsIzumo suffers an injury, but he always has his friend to cheer him up.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-09 - Izumo K. & Kotetsu H. - Complete7. Stiff Competition reviewsSo. I hear you’re trying to take my title. - What can the top dog do but harass the new guy? genma vs. narutoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-09 - Genma S. & Naruto U. - Complete8. A Matter Of Propriety reviewsWell, now that she really thought about it, he probably didn't care. Or the horrors of a neon-yellow book. team seven friendshippyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. The Sweetest Victory » reviewsSakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,864 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 1-13-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. Wet Nightmare » reviewsStages Of Love challenges again, this time exploring 5 sexual kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism, bondage, food sex, and crossdressing. :3 [NaruIno] While nongraphic, these still fall very much under the MATURE category. Heed the warnings.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 12-4-06 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete11. Incongruous reviewsIf normal relationships are illogical matters of the heart, Sakura has no idea how to describe hers. [NaruSaku]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-1-06 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Everyone's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man » reviewsBirthday drabbles for Naruto.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-06 - Naruto U.13. Discoveries reviewsIt all started with a table. [Sakuracentric] mentions of het, yaoi, and yuriNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-23-06 - Sakura H. - Complete14. Best Gig in Town reviewsSometimes even jounin need to take low ranking missions to pay the bills, but for once, Naruto doesn't mind at all. [NaruInoSaku]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 9-19-06 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete15. Happy Birthday, Kakashi » reviews5 ficlets written for Kakashi's birthday. Rampant pairings. Het, yaoi, and voyeurismNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-06 - Kakashi H.16. New Roommates and Dirty Laundry reviewsMoving in with someone always requires compromise and adjustment, and team seven is no different. NaruSakuSasu pervy fluff. :3Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-21-06 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Icha Icha Embarrassment reviewsFor Sakura's birthday, Ino finds a new way to torture her friend. InoSakura friendship and a hint of onesided SakuKaka.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-12-06 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete18. Peace Within the Emptiness reviewsSasuke believes he's finally on his way to becoming the perfect avenger.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-06 - Sasuke U. - Complete19. Shotaiken » reviews-ON HIATUS- Life wasn’t a fairy tale. Sakura had realized this long ago. But the day she became a chuunin, she received some advice that shattered the last little fantasy she’d been holding onto. KakaSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 1-20-06 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.20. Push reviewsSakura can push sometimes, too. NaruSakuSasu, Het and Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-19-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. The Little Things reviewsIt's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional formatNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-14-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. I'm the Best! reviewsSakura gets dragged into another one of her teammates' arguments over who's best. NaruSakuSasu, implied het and yaoi, pervinessNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-4-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Stages of Love: Team 7 Style » reviewsSeries of drabbles, 500 words or less, written for the stages of love community over at livejournal. NaruSakuSasu, het and implied yaoi, completeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 2-27-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. Them reviewsGroup dynamics are reevaluated. NaruSakuSasu but NaruSasucentric. Het and Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-30-05 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. Unwanted Labels reviewsSakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoiNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-26-05 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
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