
05.23.08
kaesaku was born on August 5, 1984 in Manila, Philippines. An ex-cheerleader with a promising future in pre-school teaching, she is currently employed as Technical Support for a certain VOIP program. Considering her short-fused personality, it's a wonder that she has been working in the field of customer service for more than a year already.
Scenario 1
Customer X: What the -bleep- is wrong w/ your -bleep- ing service?! I'm gonna -bleep- ing sue you for this -bleep- !
kaesaku: I apologize for this inconvenience, sir. Let me help you out with this.. -removed phone numbers on customer's account then transferred Customer to the Language Barrier Department- (muttered: don't mess w/ me, asshole..)
Scenario 2
Customer Y: You know what, I don't get it. I don't get it!
kaesaku: -after repeating the step for the umpteenth time- Ma'am, what part of this sentence don't you understand? Connect. The. Blue. Cord. To. The. Blue. Port. Do you want me to spell it for you?
But of course, she has mastered controlling her temper (almost) and have not succumbed to low-level attacks lately. After all, she can't afford to lose this job, for she is a single mother and she needs all the money she could take to raise her 7-month-old daughter. A very beautiful and lovely daughter. Nothing could make her happier...
..aside from yaoi fanfiction. Yaoi fanfiction that includes NaruSasu, NaruSai, NaruGaa, NaruIta, MinaIta, KakaIta, KakaSaku (Naruto); RaitoL (Death Note); IchiIshi, GrimmUlqui (Bleach); MitRu, HanaRu (Slam Dunk); KyouYuki, HaruYuki (Fruits Basket); MomoRyo, MomoKai, TezuFuji (Prince of Tennis); BanGinji, BanKazuki (Getbackers); EdAl, EdEnvy, HughesRoy (Full Metal Alchemist); SanoKagurazaka, SanoNakatsu (Hana Kimi) and random Saiyuki pairings.
She had always took enjoyment in seeing loud-mouthed, brash, rude, idiotic boys with bright hair and hidden monsters to be paired with brooding, condescending, power-hungry, proud geniuses. It's just meant to be.
Her current obsessions (her yaoi fixation can hardly be called 'current' since it is an inevitable part of her life - that's tested) are collecting and watching Jdoramas. Money that should be going to milk and diapers were, sadly, spent on these instead. Pity.
If opportunity will allow, she would like nothing but to meet Nagase Tomoya. Or Odagiri Joe. Or Oguri Shun. Or the cast of Prison Break.
More importantly, she would like to meet YOU, fellow (yaoi) fanfiction writer and reader.