| unoriginal-elizabeth |
Author has written 19 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Misc. Books, Enid Blyton, Press Gang, Life With Derek, and Ghost and Mrs. Muir. One day, I looked at my profile, and I realized that it was five years old. When your profile is the same age as a school-going child...maybe it's time for an update? Okay, here goes. I'm Liz. I'm a twenty-six year old Irish goofball, who has been fannish since birth, pretty much (I don't know, maybe my parents didn't vaccinate me or something). I'm insatiably curious, so I've lurked and read in lots of fandoms. I flit a lot, but once I find a fandom I love, I stick. I adore bad puns and plays on words, banter, whimsy and shows/books that have a sense of fun about themselves and their characters. (I also like pina coladas and dancing in the rain...) Um...that's it, I guess. If there's anything you want to say to me (besides "Go away!") there's always PM, and the homepage link goes to my livejournal. I love to talk - which you can take as an incentive to say hi, or as a reason to stay as far away from me as possible. :) Icon by boundary on lj (http://community.livejournal.com/collapsingnight/profile) | |||||||||||
1. Life with Derek: Bohemian Like You Remix » reviewsNow playing: AU of 'Venturian Candidate.' "Derek, just because they let you hold your nose before they pushed your head down the toilet, doesn't mean they liked you."Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 8-2-092. Pavlov's Dog is Chasing Schrodinger's Cat reviewsDerek/Casey. "Seeing more of each other is the ideal way to make us want to see less of each other."Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-25-09 - Complete3. Flip Reverse reviewsWritten for the tweendom anon meme. "I told you we should have stuck with the ninja nuns."Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete4. Chair Today, Gone Tomorrow reviewsWritten for the tweendom anon meme. "Just to be clear - you're offering me sexual favors to keep the recliner?"Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete5. How Emily Davis Got Her Groove Back » reviews“So my choices are: a life of fulfilling loneliness, sea-sickness and scurvy…or Edwin.”Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,721 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Emily - Complete6. exhaustively researched studies have shown reviewsThe final straw came when he used all his embarrassing footage of Casey to create a mock movie trailer called 'The Seventeen Year Old Virgin.' Written for the tweendom anon meme.Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-1-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete7. Grief in Reverse reviewsSpike/Lynda. "My sources told me you had a date, and I wanted to see how it was going."Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete8. still the sea is salt reviewsIt isn't as if you haven't had any offers.Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-17-099. A Tale of Two Cities » reviewsSpike/Lynda, Derek/Casey. “So, just to make sure I’ve got this straight...you’re an undercover journalist with absolutely no romantic interest in Casey McDonald?”Crossover - Press Gang & Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,213 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete10. The Truman Show reviewsFlashfic for December. "Truman," Paul says, "you stole a car. Does it really need...spicing up?"Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete11. Different for Girls » reviewsSince his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futureficLife With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,762 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Complete12. Unhappily Ever After » reviewsDasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 441 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete13. Five almost Perfect Dates » reviewsDasey, futurefic. "Your plan..." Derek said slowly, "...is a big box."Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,291 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete14. Four Dresses Lynda Never Bought and One She Did reviews“Colin, if I wrote down the word ‘dress’ on a piece of paper and cut it out, it would cover more than that thing!”Press Gang - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete15. Letters reviewsI’m making my first real friends now, and they’re not pretty, or rich, or talented, or anything that I’d imagined friends of mine would be…and I don’t really care."Enid Blyton - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-0316. In a Strange Land reviewsShe ought to like Corin best, because right now all she wanted to do was fight, bareknuckled, like he did. She could imagine striking, being struck, pain spicing her fingers, the tang of blood in her mouth.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-18-03 - Complete17. Proper reviewsPal around with Madge, Hilary had said, as if there were no difference between a Madge and a Hilary, as if Hilary herself could just as easily exchange a Dorothy for a Leslie…Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-0318. Out of the Woods reviewsThere were no dreams, because there was nothing to fear and nothing to hope for in this place of drugged contentment.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-15-0319. Imaginary Menagerie reviewsShe keeps trying, even though she can feel the back of whatever wardrobe she is in, flat against her back. Even though she will never feel soft fur around her face. Even though she does not believe in Aslan.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-21-03