Yo! Azure here! Nice to meet ya! Warning ahead of time: I update rather slowly, like, Shikamaru slowly. But, my stories are great (in my opinion) and I favorite the best! Be prepared to get BLOWN AWAY! Read it, love it, READ IT AGAIN!

A New Enemy (Complete)

Tokyo Mew Mew

Sum: How did I get into this situation? Just last week I was strolling through the park, completly care free. Now here I'am battling demons with cheezy pick up lines and girly dresses. The worst part? I'm starting to get used to it. {Being Rewritten}

Color of Death (On Hold)

Black Rock Shooter

Sum: Every color had a place, a meaning. Her's didn't. She would always be the outcast, the one that was rejected, the one everyone hates. In her mind, she has every right to kill each and every one of the Otherworlders...starting with Black Rock Shooter...

Double Trouble (Updated every other day)

Sword Art Online

Sum: There's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep trying until you run out of cake. ( OC inserts, follows Canon)

Friendship is Questionable (Updated slowly)

My Little Pony

Sum: After meeting a multi-personality artist, a Merpony, a walking statue, an albino sugar rush, a one pony army, three deranged Phillies, and a sketchy shopkeeper, Bubble Frost's definition of friendship begins to change from sane to the complete opposite.

Kit vs. Kat (On Hold)

Blue Exorcist

Sum: I became an exorcist for the sole purpose of finding her. My friend, my sister, practically my twin...and also my enemy. I'll find her, but I'm gonna need the help of some certain Esquires to get the job done... OC insert

Lost in Darkness (Updated Regularly)

Vampire Knight

Sum: I always thought the afterlife was filled with angels or ghosts, but never in my life did I think I'd re-awake in a anime...or even as the daughter of a very famous pureblood... OC insert

The New enemy (Updated slowly)

Tokyo Mew Mew

Sum: Rewrite of ANE. The Aliens were defeated, but a new enemy came forth. With a new set of troubles, comes a new mew...with a strange personality.

The Poke Hybrid (On hold)

Pokemon

Sum: Ash left Pallet Town with not only a Pikachu, but half a human and half a Charmander. Confused? Meet Chara, a Pokémon Hybrid.

Who am I?

Oh geez, where to start? Well, I like video games, especially Blizzard made one's. ;D to. die. for. Plus its super addicting. Then I'm just a writer. If i have an idea, I'll type up a bit before moving on. Probably why none of my stories are done but one xD. Huge anime freak here. So are my friends. we're just a bunch of freaks >:3. They help me with my stories too, especially Cake.Queen. Cake is, like, my editor/motivation (5% of the time). That, or i'm threatened to update (which is 95% of the time).

Good new's though, art work for my fict Friendship is Questionable (MLP) should be up soon. It's done by my other freak anime friend Rami-Momochi.

Like watching people scream at horror games? Or just plain fail in general at every other game? Check us out on Youtube! We're the Quad Otaku.

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59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me

Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart

Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.

Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.

Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.

Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.

Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.

Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.

Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.

Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.

Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too