Writer Mode, activated :D *boop!*

Hello, my name is Tobikuma-chan. Just call me Tobi-chan or just plain Tobi; I don't care either way :)

Updates are few and far between here. 5% of the reason behind that is because I'm prone to writer's block-- the other 95% is because I'm too lazy and I have a bad procrastination habit "OTL Please, if you have favorited or if you are currently watcihng my stories, just bear with me until the next time I update them :l

You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Never could XD)

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself and answered yourself back copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, nongpad, Keiko Hayasaka, pockysnightmare, Morningstar04, Smallvillegirl2, OtakuGirl1122, Tobikuma-chan

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. (God, yes I do.)

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile. (Sadly, yes)

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile (you know what that means, right? ;D)

If it annoys you that on a fanfiction it show reviews but not how many people are waiting for U to update (alert or has actually read your story) if so put this on your profile! (SO PPL CAN KNOW UR STORYS ARE SOMETHING WORTH CHECKING)

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

When you edit your profile on FF, and you scroll button goes all freaking crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself and answered yourself back copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile. (Oh, you can't even BEGIN to imagine...)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Doesn't everyone at one point in their life?)

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (yep)

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (yep)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) (sometimes... mostly it's just me saying random shit out loud. Wait, does that still count?)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. (Gawd, yes!)

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (yep)

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. (yep...I think. OH, LOOKIE, A CHIPMUNK!)

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (yep)

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (yep)

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (yep)

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. (yep)

It's official: I'm already on my way to becoming a true writer "XD

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge. (not really...)

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides. (yeah, I love the thought of flying :))

You are hydrophobiac

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (haven't dine any if those things)

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood. (Sorry, but those fishies taste too yummy!)

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (Only because I live in a house where I'm the only girl, and the guys that live here with me don't even try to understand my position in life. I KNOW, IT SUCKS)

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself. (When I'm at home, yeah, I mostly stay in my room. I never pass up the chance to hang with my buds though :))

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night. (yeah, I'm nocturnal XD)

4/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

7/10 NATURE FTW!!!

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war. (don't judge)

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10 Oh boy...

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (All A's this quarter, baby! >:D)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Now that I actually pay attention to politics, I'm now starting to understand what's so funny about political cartoons)

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Recorder, four-hole ocarina, and the flute)

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

9/10 WOOOT!

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good. (I think?)

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (It's a girl thing...)

3/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (if only my timing with them was better :/)

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

Sooo...I'm apparently most like Apollo. Why does that not surprise me? XD

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Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! NARWHALS ARE POINTY!!!! If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it a streaker or a hobo? CRAP, THEY TOOK MY KIDNEY!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
put this on your page if you hate racism

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (I Wish...)

[x]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[x]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[ ]You like to walk your dog.

[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x]You work very hard. (For school... One day I'll conquer my habit of procrastinating! >:D)

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(6/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature

[x]You think everything over before saying it. (Most of the time, anyway...)

[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[x]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people .

(4/10)

So, I'm most like Italy and Germany when it comes to the Axis Powers. Again, why am I not surprised? XD

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[x]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[x]You wear glasses.

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[ ]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (of course, fantasy is one of my favorite genres! :D)

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I'm a minor)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (I'm STILL a minor)

[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. (well, at times I can be)

[x]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(6/10) HONHONHON...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.

[x]You're very tall.

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Depends on who I'm hanging out with and my mood that day, actually)

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Only if I laugh really, really, REALLY hard)

(6/10) Kolkolkol...

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature. (Pffft.)

[x]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. (Well, I don't nag at least)

[x]You love Hello Kitty.

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

[x]You work hard. (when I want to)

[x]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets .

(8/10) ARU! :D

Okay, so when it comes down to it, I'm mostly like China in the Allied Forces... Interesting :)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite.

[x]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake.

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[x]You've composed music before. (I attempted to, at least)

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (I only do that to my friends... but they know I don't actually mean it :))

[x]You wear glasses

(9/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people.

[ ]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[x]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[ ]You're bilingual.

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[x]You're very physically strong.

[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. (Make that two sisters. Not that I'm not friends with both of them, it's just that one's always telling me to shut up)

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[x]You like hot weather. (Yeah, I can't stand the cold for very long.)

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time. (I'm actually always friendly, just a little shy at first when I meet new people.)

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[x]You make a very nice role-model.

[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(7/10) I'm somewhat surprised, actually...

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.

[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid.

[x]You're very reliable. (Kind of...)

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (Definitely)

[x]You're very faithful. (only to my best friends and family... and even then, I'm only faithful until they give me a reason not to be.)

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (What kind of yaoi fangirl wouldn't?)

(10/10) HELLZ YAH!

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[ ]You're very serious.

[x]You have a lot of patience. (Depends on what I'm waiting for...)

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[x]You're not very confident.

[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[x]People tend to walk all over you.

[x]You're a born worrier.

(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers.

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (I'm very shy when I first meet someone)

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (Yup. Shy at first, but once you get to know me and if we are friends, I almost never shut up)

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(10/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.

[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal. (Only until I'm given a reason not to be)

[ ]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia.

[ ]You love to fight people.

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.(sounds more like Russia and his crazy sis...)

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger.

(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.

[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[ ]You're very responsible. (Pfffft. XD)

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[x]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[ ]You like to order people around.

[x]You're a scaredy-cat.

[x]You curse a lot.

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[x]You tend to blush easily. (Yeah, I almost never blushed last year, and now I'm blushing alot more. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! D:)

[x]You are lazy like hell. (Damn straight I am.)

[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (Eheh... yeah ")

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (Depends on who said what)

(8/10)

So, I'm most like Hungary and Poland? Hellz yuss...

Favorite Quotes

"The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...
" - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Can't remember

"*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!"- Also can't remember

"Wow, she has, like, SUPER long bangs!"

"Uh... Mickey, that's not a girl..."

"Wait... HOLY FLYING FUCK, THAT'S A GUY!?"- My reaction to when I first found out that Deidara was a guy XD

"Sooo... Mackenzie... can you smell the mintiness through the phone?"- A weird conversation I had over the phone with my best friend

"SARA! CALM DOWN! JUST THINK OF STEVE THE SEXY BANANA!"- Me trying to calm down my friend when she was flipping out

" (loudly) I don't care! I'm gonna eat Steve the Sexy Banana's sister Matilda tomorrow for breakfast!"

"WHAT!?"

"... DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"- Random guy's reaction to a conversation between me and a friend

"Learn English! LEARN. ENGLISH!"

"... eat... MY... BALLS!!!"-American Dad

"Hating a gay person just because it's against your religion is like hating a person you don't even know for eating a doughnut when you're on a diet."- Comment from a Youtube video (SO TRUE)

"Ah, that sweet feeling of revenge you get when you pretend to squish the head of the person you hate between your fingers."- Me

"Oh, wait, hang on Jamie, I'm getting another call *supposedly hangs up* Hello?"

"...Dude, it's still me." - Phone conversation with my friend

"TO NARNIAAAAAAAA!"- PewDiePie

"You know, if you want, you can sit on my lap *spreads legs wide*"

"... Uh, no thanks..."-conversation between me and an (apparently) perverted friend

"Dude, you are totally blushing!"

"A-Am not! The awesome me NEVER blushes! NEVER I TELL YOU!"- Me and a friend

"I wish I could be a cat. Just think, if I were a cat, I could do whatever I want. Like, I could spend an entire day, just licking my own balls."- Greece (Hetalia: World Tour, episode 3)

"Evil beware; we have waffles."- Teen Titans

"AAAAHH! I BURNT MY HAND!... At night!"-Spongebob

"This is sooooo fun! WHEEEEEEEE!!!"

"*laughs* Ahahaha, I know right? GIDDYAP, MR. DINOSAURAS REX!"

"*stares* Guys, you do know that there is a five-year-old over there that is staring at us, right?"-A fun day at the movies with me and my friends

"'He smells like cheese...'"-Austria (Hetalia: World Tour)

"Zis could vork...friends... Err, ve don't have to kiss, do ve?"

"Nope! Unless you want to!"- Germany and Italy (Hetalia Axis Powers)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Hehe, yeah, I'm Christian and I'm also a gay rights supporter. Haters gonna hate)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Well, I'm a girl though >_>)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I kind of tend to act more like one of the guys. Tomboyish-ness FTW!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Still a girl XD)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I don't hang out with them, but I wouldn't mind doing so)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Gay rights supporter :D)
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (Does having a bunch of European backgrounds along with a tiny amount of Cherokee Indian background count?)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser..
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I do like going to school dances with my friends. And I also like to get drunk... off of Coca Cola)
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Heh, I laugh at pretty much everything XD)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I only talk with people that I am over 9000% sure that are my friends and Cleverbot XD)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Smart and athletic :D)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Now that I'm into Hetalia, these stereotypes now much so much more to me. XD

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile. (Warning: I personally may or may not try to do so in the most dry and/or sarcastic way possible.)

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.