| Fearful Little Thing |
Author has written 21 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Cats, Sweeney Todd, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Supernatural, and Glee. Name: Fearful Age: 24 Location: Down Under Occupation: Shiftless Layabout and Collector of Unusual Artefacts About me: I love musicals, theatre, and random geekery. I tend to write serious stories, but ocassionally stray into fluff. (Sometimes I don't get things finished, but I've been much better about that in the past year.) My lifelong ambition is - like two thirds of all people - to write professionally, but I keep getting distracted by ideas for fanfiction. Some notes: Masochismet did not end in a murder-suicide. Please stop asking about it. | |||||||
1. Fairy Boy » reviewsThe troublemaker sprite Puck has just one chance left to avoid exile. The task? Be a fairy godmother and find this Hummel kid True Love. Before prom night. Sure... no problem. Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Puck endgame.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-12-12 - Published: 1-24-12 - Kurt H. & Puck2. Suicide Boys » reviewsAU: Blaine thought that the only thing he'd have to deal with at his new school would be deciding whether or not to come out. He never counted on Kurt Hummel, or all of the things that happened next.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 5-27-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.3. It's An Art » reviewsAU Puck/Kurt. Boxed into a corner by a nasty debt, con artists Kurt and Puck need to both lay low and somehow come up with big money. The one place nobody is going to look for them? Lima, Ohio. Home of Kurt's older brother.Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,294 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 12-2-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete4. Puckzilla Is Bad For Tourism » reviewsPuckzilla is about to destroy Tokyo again , and then along comes not-so-squealy tourist Kurt. Total unapologetic crack.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 2-27-11 - Published: 12-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck5. Suburban Trash » reviewsSequel to Stick Like A Pig; Kurt has this plan for how his life is meant to turn out. This plan includes very specific ideas of what he should be doing, and where he should be living, and who should conveniently die.Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-25-10 - Published: 10-4-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete6. Papa Bear » reviewsA series of oneshots from varying POVs. Burt Hummel is literally a bear. And almost everyone is cool with that.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 8-1-10 - Burt H.7. Needs More Rope » reviewsA series of oneshots that all seem to, in one way or another, involve Kurt getting tied to things... Which leads to sex and romance... Somehow. Finn/Kurt/PuckGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 9-20-10 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete8. Sugar Daddy » reviewsAU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 7-31-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete9. Sex Shark, A Papa Bear Story reviewsbear!Burt verse; Kurt has no idea what the consequences are going to be when he demands a month of celibacy from his sex-obsessed boyfriend.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-29-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete10. The Rules » reviewsYou follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/KurtGlee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,554 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 9-27-10 - Published: 6-29-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete11. How Things Work, The Dinner Scene reviewsSam's parents are never home, except for when they are. And dinner at the White's is not like dinner at anyone else's house. Based on Crawler's epic How Things Work.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-10 - Kurt H. - Complete12. Halfbreed Hummel, A Papa Bear Story » reviewsAU in which Burt Hummel is literally a bear. When you're half-bear like Kurt Hummel not everything is easy, especially not getting a boyfriend. And that goes double for keeping him.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-31-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete13. Stick Like A Pig » reviewsPuck has realised a very important truth – a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer... Puck/Kurt , Murder.Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,505 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-27-10 - Published: 7-26-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete14. Masochismet » reviewsThe Graverobber stood beside the tomb, looking down at the bones within. This was her temple - Shilo's own form of ancestor worship. Gr/ShRepo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 248 - Updated: 2-27-10 - Published: 2-10-09 - Shilo & Graverobber - Complete15. Backseat Sex reviewsIt's like praying. Dean/CasSupernatural - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-26-09 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete16. Age Apropriate reviewsQueen and tom, love and sex. A natural give and take that transcended barriers of race, class and origin... But not of age. Etcetera is sick of being seen as "the baby".Cats - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-09 - Etcetera & Macavity - Complete17. Metronome » reviewsBut the Judge persisted in his mind, a venomous mix of memory and hate. The hate surged of a sudden. For a moment the barber wondered if it would be easier, perhaps of more value to the world, to slit his own throat. Almost Lovett/ToddSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 2-5-08 - Sweeney T. & Eleanor L.18. Arkham Interlude reviewsHarley Quinn spends a little time thinking about home... and a little time thinking about the injustices of large, white shirts.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete19. No One Like reviewsHuman AU. Macavity wants something, and we all know the man to get it. Meanwhile, Griddlebone begins to realise that it's sink or swim...Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-0720. Aberrations reviewsIt's a dark, depressing world in which we lay our scene, In a ricketty old bar the police chief can be seen. MacHeath walks the embankment nonchalantly unimpressed, While Polly finds herself under duress to undress.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-0621. The Real Origins of Harley Quinn » reviewsA very Alternate Universe beginning based on a strange and unusual dream. Harley Quinn meets the Joker and becomes who she is.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Complete