Old Joke I Love.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker

were walking on a beach.

Suddenly, a groud of savages attack them.

"Okey, were going to kill you, eat you, and use your skins for a canoe.

But you get to choose how you die.

The Frenchman pulls out poison, says:"Viva la France!" drinks the poison, and dies.

The Englishman grabs a gun Says:"God save the queen!" and shoots himself in the head.

Now it's the New Yorker's turn.

He pulls out a fork, starts repetedly stabbing himself, and yells:"SCREW YOU GOD D*#$ CANOE!!!!!"

:D

Ok, so i am currently working on a series that unites just about every game and book series i have ever liked.

After that, i have no idea, so please feel free to send in any ideas.