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Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Scooby Doo, Teen Titans, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Name: call me Procrastinator. If that's too long, call me Pro. On second thought, just call me Pro. It sounds awesome. Age: somewhere between 1 and 1,000,000,000 Gender: male Location: Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy Favorite color: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME??? ARE YOU A STALKER OR SOMETHING?! Notable characteristics: I'm slightly paranoid. Likes: logic and randomness Dislikes: spelling errers Favorite quotes: "Only two things are infinite: the universe and man's stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein "Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint."-Mark Twain "I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."-Ronald Reagan "There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God"-Bill Cosby "The problem with the internet is that you never know whether the quotes are true or not."-Abraham Lincoln Favorite proverbs: "Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life." "The journey of a thousand miles is much easier if you take a plane." "Ignorance is bliss...until it kills you." "War never solved anything. Except slavery. And tyranny. And fascism, communism, and Nazism. But other than that, war never solved anything." "Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else." "Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it...television." Back-story: The exact same as the Joker's from 'the Dark Knight' | |||||
1. And Then There was Stu » reviewsThe final installment in my Chronicles of the Mary Sue, this time focusing on the male variety. A tortured, dark, mysterious, tortured teen meets the Titans and instantly falls for Raven. The problem? She hates him. Oh, and he's also brainwashing the other Titans. Well, this should be interesting...Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 3-24-13 - Raven2. Yet Another Mary Sue Parody » reviewsI am the thing that keeps you awake at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I am...the sequel to a Mary Sue story. Quick, everybody run in terror!Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 9-22-12 - Bumble Bee - Complete3. Genocide reviewsHow did Sozin exterminate a race of nomads in one day? How did the Fire Nation scale the mountains? Why weren't there any Air Nomad refugees? This attempts to explain these seeming plot holes while giving an account of the darkest day in history, the Massacre of the Air Nomads.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-5-12 - Sozin - Complete4. Indecipherable reviewsBatman and Bane have an epic confrontation. Too bad their voices are so garbbled that they literally can't understand a word the other is saying.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Bane - Complete5. A really short version of 'The Phantom Menace' » reviewsWhat if the characters in 'The Phantom Menace' actually tried to logically solve their problems. We'd have a much shorter movie, that's what.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-28-12 - Published: 2-24-12 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K.6. Another Mary Sue parody » reviewsA new girl tries to join the Teen Titans. Who is she? What is her past? Will the Titans get rid of her before she completely perverts the canon? Story even better than this awesome summary. Please review. Flames welcome.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-25-12 - Published: 5-21-12 - Robin - Complete7. Aqualad's secret reviewsWhat if Speedy found out Aqualad's secret to attracting girls? NO SLASH.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-12 - Speedy & Aqualad - Complete8. When all else fails reviewsIt's a parody on Scooby Doo. Nuff said.Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-12 - Scooby Doo & Shaggy - Complete
