Dude. I just watched Bleach episode 3, and Rukia was telling Ichigo that when you slay a Hollow, you don't kill it; you're merely washing it's sins away and sending it to the Soul Society to be with all of the other souls.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ulquiorra is officially back in the game.

(If you support Espada #4, please spread the word, copy paste onto your profile! Of course, he's probably not coming back, but it would be nice for people to know that he's still around.)

I have nothing to say, really, except that...

1] I go on fanfiction.net usually because I'm in denial that a couple I like isn't going to happen/ hasn't gotten enough screentime/ nothings really happened with them... This is like my emo corner, no joke!

2] I tend to like couples when the male is some kind of monster/ demon/ hateful person. I go for that kind of thing to the extent it not even funny. Probably the reason I reject anyone who comes on to me!

3] I rely heavily on reviews... they're like meth to me, haha. Though, to some extent, pretty much everyone here is like that!

RANTRANTRANTRANT

I, for one, never thought I would have a rant section in my profile. That is, until I was casually scrolling Crunchyroll's 'Recently Added' section, and I happened to look upon the thumbnail for Bleach episode #249, which featured a pale man with black tear streaks coming from his eyes. Admittedly, he had a fur ruff and had a less awesome hairstyle than Ulquiorra, but for a few heart-pounding seconds there I actually thought my favorite Hollow had come back to life. Needless to say, it wasn't Ulquiorra, and turned out to be some dipshit named Muramasa. Like, seriously Tite Kubo? SERIOUSLY!? I totally had my hopes up and EVERYTHING! TTATT

Oh, and while I'm at it, FREAKING KISHIMOTO NEEDS TO FREAKING SPARE SASUKE'S FREAKING ASS! Like, for reals! Even if you hate Sasuke, if he doesn't get saved from his hatred it's like the whole series amounts to nothing, because that's been Naruto's leading drive. I mean, Sasuke and Naruto are SOOO EFFING SAD!!! It's seriously not even funny anymore! ;A;

Okay I have been seriously irked once more. Do you wanna know what NEVER fails to piss me off? When there's a cute scene involving two boys(something that doesn't have any kissing or steamy stuff), and everyones all YAOI!!!! AMAGAWD!!!!

Okay. There is shounen-ai and then there is yaoi. Yaoi is basically smut, but with guys. It has lots of kissing and sex. Shounen-ai is just 'boys love'. Shounen-ai can be yaoi, but yaoi CANNOT be shounen-ai. So I was looking up the first Naruto fanfic, and it was a really sweet fluffy NaruSasu, it was very well put together to I went to review (oh you have such a nice shounen-ai here!) and what do you know? Most of the comments are things like 'wow I'm so happy the oldest Naruto fanfic is yaoi!', and while I support their sentiments, that TOTALLY sent me over the line. Like, seriously people? You like that genre so much, how come you don't know the right name for it?! 'Cause let me tell you something, there was NO explicit sexual content in that fanfic. GAWD.

What is wrong with SasukeXHinata pairings? Seriously! Think about the way they act and how thier personalitys match! I AM a fan of NarutoXHinata but Naruto hasn't said JACK to her after her confession when she fought againest pain! But if it were sakura you KNOW he would respond. Whats with all the Hinata hating everybody?

She has dealt with her father looking down on her, she can't be the rolemodel for her sister (as an older sibling myself that can and WILL hurt) because her father always ALWAYS puts her down because of her shy personality!

Not to mention (not be rude or anything!) but most people who like sakura think Hinata is a slut whore and so forth. Well. In case you haven't noticed she is (besides a select few) one of the most modest female ninja on the show! She faints when someone invades her space! I highly doubt she could be any of those.

Why SakuraXSasuke? because they were on the same team? Because shes brash and speaks up? What if Hinata were placed in that team instead? What if she spoke up just a little more? She wouldn't be Hinata if she started acting like sakura! (no sakura bashing intended at all i swear.) But sasuke had outright said that sakura was annoying.

She always picked on Naruto for being a little slow. Then when sasuke betrays them she turns to naruto never once thinking sasuke would leave them like he did. Then in Shippuden he tried to KILL her! How can anything come from that!? Now i'm not saying Hinata wouldn't be threatened eiether. But she would have a better chance then sakura with how she acts.

So Why the Hinata Bashing? Why is she always placed as a wall flower? Hinata isn't just an anime girl. Shes also a reflection of other girls in this life. Ffrom what i know the shy people always look for hidden meanings never vocieng them aloud. So they have an inner strength that can be extremely difficult (if inpossible) to break.

I know its not possible in the anime or manga as of this moment but is it possible for sakura too? Even after the stunt shes pulled? Hinata believes all life to be sacred. Sakura has killed before and now in shippuden has grown out of it focusing on healing others. Hinata has taken lives as well, but does she really seem like the type to forget something like that so easily?

People say that sakura is sasuke's yin. But if thats the case shouldn't sakura act with a bit of sasuke's persona at a criticel point in the show? She's been serious but hasn't been his yin yet. If anything she's naruto's yang. (unless you support NarutoXsasuke)

If so Hinata would be a perfect Yin to Sasuke's Yang since she is a subtle piece everyone seems to look over forgetting that despite being shy Hinata is a Strong willed girl she knows what its like to be discriminated. Sakura does not.

Hinata attacked pain knowing she would most likely die. Now can anyone say Itachi moment there? Itachi died for sasuke o protect him. Hinata 'died' to protect naruto. Yet another reason as to not put her down. So again why the Hinata Hate?

If your one of the few people who have realised this copy and paste to your profile and add your name. Risen Truth Ruthless Lies. angelwolf123.

PLOT BUNNEHS!!

I have plenty of plot bunnies. SO MANY OF THEM. But this hard part is finding some way to mash the best ones together is a seamless fashion. Oh yeah. HARDHARDHARD! Well, these are the ones I have so far. (I actually have more than this, but let's start with Ghost Hunt because that's what I've been reading recently) Told in 'but what if' format. Truly, no other plotting tool works better than the 'but what if' format.

Ghost Hunt

Okay, I like to think that I'm pretty good at picking out plot holes/opportunities, and this series has one of the best examples.

1] So remember how during the anime's last case, they talked about how spiritualists used to travel Japan a long long time ago and how they would preform exorcisms and inspire awe in the village's closed communities? Okay, so what if we placed the SPR in an alternate timeline set that far back into the past? What if Mai was your average village orphan? What if certain strange people began to become drawn to her village's spiritual problems?

2] If we're going to include a high-school twist to this, how about we say that Mai has a crush on her school's most popular boy, Gene? What if she gets thrown into a situation where she suddenly has to confess to him? What if he actually accepts? But what if it turns out that it wasn't Gene who she confessed to, but his twin brother...?

3] Now here's one that could be an actual cannon case. Remember how Bou-san mentioned he does all of the show-biz cases? What if he needs back-up for a particularly difficult spirit? What if the spirit that was causing havoc used to be a spiritualist in life? What if one of Bou's rockstar friends start to show an interest for Mai? What if Naru doesn't particuarly like that?