So I wander onto FF.net and decide to change things around in my profile.

I adore Transformers. My favorite cannon character has to be Bumblebee or Jazz. I'm a bit into smut, but only good smut, where the swears are there and the sex is occasional, but graphically described. I also like crossovers. I have one dog "Say Hello Kiki!" and like to just sit back and read fanfiction, browse Youtube and roleplay over AIM Transformers of course, unless I'm sufficiently familiar with another universe. I use a sparse amount of cannons in my RPs. I simply obsess too much over whether or not I'm portraying them correctly.

My favorite crossover has to be "The Unexpected Rookie", namely because its so light hearted and had references to Star Wars. And Pivot, you still rock my socks even though I haven't seen any new fanfiction out of you for a while.

Read this!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Random Review Word I'll sometimes use.

Crackerific - Something so freaking hilarious it literally makes me fall out of my chair and probably crack my rib laughing.

Some things people said that get me through my day:

1. "Great kid, don't get penisey!" - 'Han Solo aka Peter Griffin'. Family Guy Star Wars Special

2. "Yeah, this isn't going well!" - Captain Lennox, on fighting Devastator. Transformers 2007 movie.

3. "Man has will, but woman has her way." - I forget who said this, but I laughed my ass off when I read it.

4. "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!" - R.L. Stevenson

5. "Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture." - J. Mitchard

I would love to RP over AIM with someone familiar with the Transformers universe and is on daily/nightly. I live in California.