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since: 02-20-12, id: 3741247, Profile Updated: 08-26-12
country: Saint Kitts and Nevis
Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha, and Gakuen Alice.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)

YELLOW!!! sesshyluhvr here ...I'm random and like reading so I'll more likely be reading something other than publishing stories Favorite Animal: Wolves. Hands down. I adore them more than anything else. I like the feline family too. But canines take the cake _

I love to watch anime and .read mangas...(YAOI)basically i just love to read :)

I am...-drum roll- THE DARKNESS THAT LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!

NAME:it begins with and 'A' and ends with an 'e'

AGE:15 (bday on july 1st)

HOBBIES:i love to taunt,tease and antagonize people ;p...i have a vivid imagination _

AND I LOVE (most)ANIMALS!!!

mY FIRST ANIME WAS sAILOR mOON..WEN I WAS in preschool-primary school...,then Inuyasha.Bobobobobo,Shin-chan etc


Live fast and die young.(BY: Uphill Both Ways)

OPEN YER MIND. TRY TA FUCKIN LEARN SOMETHING.

DO SOMETHING, BE SOMETHING, BEFORE YOU DIE.-TPP(by :The Petulant Prodigy)T

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے Smoking Is BAD

He BOLD IS WHO I AM

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I
have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
RIGHTS Supporter, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN (not only American Southern), so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I like SHONEN AI, so I MUST be GAY.

Yaoi is derived from "YAmete, Oshiri (ga) Itai" which literally means "Stop, my butt hurts!"

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr

If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED!
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE!
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO!
You say RAP I say HELL YEAH!
You say I'M WEIRD I say YES I AM!
Yeah, I’m one of the 92% of teenagers who still love rap. (when it’s done right)

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh, Sesshomaru, Shizaya, Akatsuki!)


If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

i DoN'T SuFFeR FRoM iNSaNiTY... i eNJoY eVeRY MiNuTe oF iT. iF You aRE iNSaNe (aND LoVe VoCaLoiDS) aND eNJoYiNG eVeRY SeCoND, aND PRouD oF iT, CoPY THiS aND PaSTe iT iNTo YouR PRoFiLe!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.


5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! (I completely fell for every one by accident)

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

f you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD,Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315,SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr


You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Parents wouldn't let me, in video games however, my dogs are either Kiba or Akamaru.)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee. (sometimes)

13) You try to kill your brother everyday

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your mom's/brother's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball. (I mutter it. People next to me look at me like WTH?)

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (My teachers would get mad)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (I got so many WTF stares. X3)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (My pocket)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile

If you KNOW you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


RIP Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

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AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai,sesshyluhvr


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies.


Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
28 - AkatsukiHimikai
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Man, those pick up lines are just so LAME! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


"Friends"

You and me are Friends

You Cry, I Cry

You Laugh, I Laugh

You Fight, I Got Your Back

You Jump Off A Bridge . . .

I'm gonna miss your emails.

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf man he heard it fine.

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)

Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)

Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)

Kakashi - Scarecrow

Madara - Spot

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer!


The Most Thing I Regret: Liking IchiHime once in my life.

Things I Just like To Say for Fun:

DON'T INTIMIDATE ME!

I got the moves like Jeagerjaeques!

Evaluation Baby..

Don't Judge me Woman

Random Ness.

Justin Bieber says he is famous and has alot of little girl fans. Well Grimmjow says: BITCH PLEASE I HAVE BILLIONS OF FANS AND I DON'T EVEN EXIST!

WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER! DON'T YOU GET TO SCARED! JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDIE AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS! FUCK YOU THUNDER! YOU CAN SUCK MY BANANA!

Me and Mom call Pan-cakes. Panty-cakes. Thong-cakes. Jockstrap-cake. And Undi-cake.!

NYAN NYAN! EAT THE SOUP!

Zomg I think I just pooped.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD DEVIANT ART PISSED ME OFF MORE! Y WE NO POST NASTY LEMONS FOR GRIMMICHI!

I heard Pink on the radio. Fucking Perfect.

Who the hell is Toby Keth.

YOU SEEN MEH FEESH?He mah bro! We be pullin does bitches at Soul Society! He was chillin like a villain playin sum ball in his tank and sumone stole em bruh!I'm mutherfukin pissed! When i find out who did it, ima bust a cap in yo ass, str8 up! Em dead fucking serious!...Please give em back...Ima cry mane.

OOH GURL WANNA SAY DAT TO MAH FACE? FINE! KNOW WHAT! WHATEVER! IM OUT!

I alway's day dream of GrimmIchi doggy style *nosebleed*

WHO THE FRONKEYDONKS TOOK MY KUUKIES!?

RUKIRUKIRUKIAHHH!

WTF WORLD

KONY! I WILL FAWK YOU UP! STOP ABUSING CHILDREN!

I have a teddy bear staring at me..Heheheh

(TAKEM FROM KAWII-CHANZ: VERSE 001 --> randomness

KAWIII-CCHHAANNNNZ OOOUUT!) LOL

Now the Anime list of shows/manga (this is only some though)

Inuyasha

Angelic Layer

Peach Girl

One Piece

Antique Bakery

Naruto

Ranma 1/2

Maison Ikkoku

Uragiri Wa Boku

Hell girl

Rozen Maiden

Junjou Romantica

D.N. Angel

Clannad

Fruits basket

CardCaptors

Karin

Sailor Moon

Pokemon

Black Butler

Black bird(Not sure if it's an anime but it is a manga!)

Slam Dunk!

Kamichama Karin

Vampire Knight

Dragonball

Gravitation

HunterXHunter

Lovely complex

Loveless

Ai no Kusabi

Kyo kara maoh

Ghost stories

Higurashi no naku koro ni (awesome)

Elfen Lied

Like I said...looong lol

YuYuHakusho

Hikaru No Go

Hellsing

Wolf's Rain

Death Note (Such a thriller!)

Yugioh

Chobits

Ouran Highschool host club

Shugo Chara

Ah! my goddess!

Tsubasa Chronicles

NANA(Read the manga)

Demon King Daimao(Love this anime!)

Full metal Panic

Midori days/Midori no hibi

Rosario Vampire

Prince of Tennis

Air master

Air Gear

Mew mew power

School Rumble(saddest anime I've ever seen!)

Samurai Champloo

Bleach

Gintama

Hetalia

Sket Dance

Jourmungand

Ghost in the shell

Bobobobobbobo

Fooly cooly

Durarara!!

Deadman wonderland

07 ghost

ETC...I KNOW SO MUCH ANIME/MANGA IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY...oh wait, it is

LQTM


Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

*IMPORTANT* --> I'm write stories but then to publish them would be...ANY HOW ,i need a good thing/software(WHATEVER IT IS) IN ORDER TO POST STORIES

if yhu know of any good writing software(dunno what i am sayin'...>.>) PLEASE TELL ME!!!

1. Unsolved mysteries reviews
A new student arrives to Gakuen Academy...or is she really new? And Narumi-sensei knows her and dislikes her!...This spells disaster
Crossover - Inuyasha & Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-12 - Kagome H.