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Author has written 21 stories for 24, Wrestling, Misc. Books, Misc. Movies, Pendergast series, Robert Langdon series, and Green Mile. Greetings, one and all! Welcome to my humble page. :) +Personal Stuff + Longest Running Fandom? WWF/WWE is the fandom I keep coming back to, probably because it was my first. I've been a wrestling fan since 1999. (I think I came in at the end of the Ministry of Darkness.) I've always, always been a huge fan of The Undertaker--I adore the man, respect him greatly as an athlete, and fangirl him without shame. Recently, I've been really, really high on Wade Barrett. What is there not to say about the man? Just LOOK at him, and listen to him speak for five minutes. Unf, just. UNF. Band of the Moment: Right now, I'm really into Mumford and Sons. Their album "Sigh No More" is pretty much the soundtrack of my more recent life. Favorite Movie(s): First and foremost, Independence Day. It doesn't get much better than aliens, things blowing up, badass flight scenes, and BILL PULLMAN IN A FLIGHT SUIT, SWEET LORD. Other movies I have enjoyed include Die Hard, Alien, anything at all that involves Star Trek, anything with Bull Pullman in it, Syriana, Talladega Nights, and the list goes on. If I were to list every movie I've ever been fond of, you'd all be here for days. Favorite Actors: Bill Pullman, Alexander Siddig and Keifer Sutherland. Yes, yes, OMG YES. Likes: In my spare time, I enjoy writing, college football (ROLL DAMN TIDE!), shopping, blogging, music, shenanigans with people I love, reading and spending time with my bb Labrador-children. I'm also an amateur embalmer, and I volunteer at the local morgue on Wednesdays. --Just kidding about that last bit. Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention. Dislikes: General asshattery and/or drama, intolerance, immaturity, Rick Santorum and people who use the word "gay" the wrong way. Contact Me: My AIM is HeyMissDanzig. Feel free to drop me a line! I don't bite. Hard. And just so we've got this out of the way? You will find slash within my archive. Mark my words, you will. If this is something you have an issue with, then I'd advise you not to even look in here. If it's not your cup of tea, fine. I can respect that. Otherwise, I'd advise you hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband and change your course immediately. Shields up, Commander Riker, RED ALERT. DO NOT say I didn't warn you. Links to my other sites: My website: http://girl4edwards04.tripod.com Thank you so much for stopping by! | |||||||
1. The Trouble With Eavesdropping reviewsKane gets busted while trying to spy in a window at the family funeral home. Set when Kane and The Undertaker were kids. Any fudging of timeline is my own grievous error.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-11 - Kane & The Undertaker - Complete2. Insomnium reviewsInsomnium: A Latin word meaning "nightmare," from which "insomnia" is derived. These days, poor Wade Barrett has more than a few reasons to be losing sleep. Following the events of Bragging Rights, Wade is confronted with a recurring nightmare.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-11 - Wade Barrett & JBL - Complete3. Secondhand Gifts reviewsFollowing the "incident" on the Mile, Paul Edgecombe makes a trip out to Briar Ridge to visit Percy. The outcome is not quite what he had expected. Implied slash if you squint and cross your eyes just so.Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-10 - Complete4. Hard Time reviewsJBL and the Undertaker find themselves incarcerated in a small-town Louisiana drunk tank. What happens in jail stays in jail, especially if Bradshaw has any say in it. Written for Ruffian for a holiday challenge. :Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-10 - JBL & The Undertaker - Complete5. The Devil You Know reviewsIn the end, Paul knows that he will stay. He will be gone before dawn wakes Percy alone in bed the next morning, but he will stay. Is is not the first time, and it certainly will not be the last. SLASH. Paul/PercyGreen Mile - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-10 - Complete6. If The Winter Sun Should Set reviewsWhen Percy was a child, he used to think that winter was the place where all the other seasons went to die. Percy finds himself introspective on a cold winter day. Paul pulls him out of his own head. Paul/Percy . SLASH.Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-10 - Complete7. JumpStart reviewsYet another take on the infamous 'I don't know how to do this anymore/You'll remember' scene. Jack envies Assad for what he is, and for what he, himself, is not. Allusions to torture.24 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-10 - Jack B. - Complete8. Common Causes reviewsSet during Day 6. Jack and Assad stake out a warehouse believed to be Fayed's hideout. Assad proposes a dangerous mission, and Jack speaks his mind.24 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete9. The Devil's Due » reviewsWhen JBL left the WWE for good, he thought that chapter of his life was long behind him. He soon finds that some doors just can't be closed. The Lord of Darkness returns to collect on a debt long owed, and the Devil will stop at nothing to get his due.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 5-3-09 - JBL & The Undertaker - Complete10. Fears reviewsDarkness is merely the absence of light. On a dark and stormy night of the soul for Carlo Ventresca, the camerlengo comes face to face with his fears.Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-09 - Complete11. The CallA Day of Confession fic, set roughly before events of the novel. A late-night phone call between two cardinals goes awry. Parma/Marsciano. WARNING: SLASH.Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete12. Rules of Conduct reviewsHe was in way over his head, in far too deep to pull himself out. JBL finds himself in a difficult position. Rated M for incredibly suggestive language and innuendo. Implied JBL/HHH. Appearances by The Undertaker and Ron Simmons.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-09 - Complete13. The Ace of Spades reviewsPlaying for the high one. Dancing with the devil. Going with the flow-it's all a game to me. Set during the Ministry of Darkness era. Bradshaw gambles with a revelation. Undertaker/Bradshaw.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-09 - The Undertaker & JBL - Complete14. Destination Unknown reviewsAgent Pendergast and Corrie Swanson go road-tripping. Destination is irrelevant; it is the journey that accounts for the most. Takes place roughly a couple of years after the events of Still Life With Crows.Pendergast series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-09 - Corrie S. & A. Pendergast - Complete15. The Catalyst reviewsBeirut, 1999. Jack and Assad meet during the timeline of the U.S. Embassy bombing. Following an intense interrogation, who has the upper hand? 40 days won't break a man, especially if that man is Assad. WARNING: SLIGHT SLASHY CONTENT.24 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-08 - Complete16. Busted reviewsA Talladega Nights fic. Ricky Bobby is having a terrible time trying to keep a secret. What happens when he gets caught red-handed by a certain Frenchman? The end result may leave Ricky wishing he WAS too drunk to taste that chicken. RickyXJean SLASH.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete17. The Red Hot Referee reviewsInspired by events of RAW on Feb. 18. Just before the big match between Orton and Cena, Triple H receives an unexpected guest in his locker room. SLASH.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete18. Too Close for ComfortA Deep Black: Jihad fic. Following Asad bin Taysr's brush with death, Katib and Asad lay low in a safe house just outside Istanbul. Katib muses on the incident, and what it means for his relationship with Asad. Asad X Katib, SLASH.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete19. The Acolyte and the Undertaker reviewsBradshaw is sent to the town mortuary with a message for the mortician, and gets more than he bargained for. AU, featuring Bradshaw as the pastor's assistant, and The Undertaker as...well, an undertaker. Rated M for morbid imagery and some grave humor.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-07 - The Undertaker & JBL - Complete20. Shabah reviewsShabah: Arabic for Ghost. SLASH: Jack X Assad, AU postseason 6. Jack Bauer finds himself staring at a man he thought for sure was dead. Hamri Al Assad has defied the laws of logic yet again. What does the future hold for the two of them?24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete21. Touching Base reviewsSLASH Jack x Assad. All Jack wants to do is protect Assad, but the former terrorist leader seems to know the risks of the mission. What is Jack's true motive, and how will Assad handle it?24 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete
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