I don't have very much up right now but I'm working on it.

For the time being, here are some quotes and odd facts for you to enjoy:

"Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution." - Kahlil Gibran

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

“The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.” – Henry J. Tillman

“‘Stay’ is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.” -Louisa May Alcott

"Stop making me repeat myself! It's bad for my health!" -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

"An independent, stubborn woman is surely God's revenge on an unsuspecting mankind." -L. Effington

"It's the job that's never started takes longest to finish."-JRR Tolkien

To err is human; to really mess things up requires a computer.

Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is a delivery by car called a shipment and a delivery by ship called cargo?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Knowledge is power. But how you use that power defines whether you are good, or evil.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be sitting next to you saying "MAN, THAT WAS FUN!"

It was hot, in a 'if a penny tossed off a sky-scraper could kill someone, what would a desk do?' kind of way.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.

When the word Easter is heard by people worldwide the two terms that come to mind are 'Jesus' and 'chocolate.' Usually together they sound something like, "Sweet Jesus, who ate all my chocolate!" Followed by severe ranting and threats before the person remembers one of two things, they ate the stuff themselves, or they hid it somewhere.

"Here's an interesting statistic - according to "Cosmo", over 30 percent of men between the ages of 18 and 34 still live with their parents. These men are known as "Star Wars" fans." --Jay Leno

No, Elijah, you can't tig on a tog, you can't tag on a tig, you have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy. ~Dominic Monaghan