Hiyah y’all!

These small lines are here for the information of whom this slightly deranged female is, in case you were wondering. It also lets you know of some of mine likes and dislikes.

Again: I’m back! For good this time, I hope. Don't hold your breath though...

Still hoping to get stinking frikkin’ rich in order to do what I truly like doing in life. Which is, naturally; FanFictions, online and store bought Manga’s, Books, movies and wasting my time in a pub… Well, on with the read, and see if you can get to know meh.

Basic info:

Name: Tiina Berg

Alias/alter ego: Tiani Lunaris

Age: Born 23 of July 1982. Do the math.

Lives where: Living in a mostly odd town called Sandnes. Have done so for the last two years now, and am starting to get seriously fed up with the place. fine enough, but it is killing my imagination!

Sex: Think it's fun like heck, but has had a dry spell lately.

Gender: Female.

Looks like: Mental image is a mix between Modesty Blaise, Italy Ishida, Sara Pezzini and Angelina Jolie (more or less how Tiani looks in my minds eye), but I think I look like an arse while looking at myself in the mirror... I really don't like mirrors. They're evil...

Description on looks: ah… well... I’d say I’m about 167cm tall, weighs about 60 kg (plus a couple which I’m intending on loosing), long black hair (alternating between red bangs every now and then), dark blue/blue-ish grey/greenish (they change colour. I swear by the holiest, they do...)eyes, small nose, face shape is a mix of heart and round, scar on my left cheekbone (reminds a bit of the scar the Sheriffe of Nottingham has in Prince of Thieves, though I had it a bit before that came out. Didn't realizehow similar it isuntil a couple of months ago...), likes to think of myself as voluptuous and sexy, only to get that image ruined the next time I look myself in the mirror. Dresses in black clothing, t-shirts, gangstery suits, ties, and more or less how ever I feel like... I'm very plain in that way. Not too much else to say, really.

Boy/girl-friend: Nope. Though I am wondering if my standards of having Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Capitan Jack Sparrow, The Goblin King, and so on are a bit too high. Do you think..?

Net connection: We get our connection from the same company we get our electricity from. Internet at the same price as the power? Pure genious...

Occupation: None at the moment, but I used to work as a Glassblowers Assistant (great fun, and I got to make loads of beautiful potions bottles in my spare time); Used to be stuck in a kindergarden (trying not to be too Snapeish to the kids. They wouldn't apreciate the beauty of sarcasm anyway...), while OD-ing on coffee, and before that I worked in a goth/punk/metal clothes store.

correction on occupation: Am working at the local taxi dispatch central. Wish I didn't, but I am. And I've come to realize I seriously dislike the majority of the people living in this town... actually bordering to severe loathing, yes profound hate even.

Education: Studied in the University of Bergen, or am supposed to study there since I can’t seem to grasp the bloody subject (psychology).

Favourite subject: Law. (it’s the subject I want to study, but which I’ll never get in to since I flunk in the current subject…)

Least favourite: Psychology. (I’m insane, but not insane enough to understand shait of the whole thing)

Mental condition: Self proclaimed nutcase.

Lives on: Coffee, chocolate, books, vitamine suplements, noodles and ciggies (these are the main ingredients of my creativity potion). Oh and sleep. Must have sleep. Love sleeping...

Bad habits: Smokes, not exercising enough, watches too much telly, reads too much fantasy, dreams of pretty fictional men who basically don’t exist, and is really a real mess up… I think…

Religion: Don’t have a proper definition of my religion. If I tried to explain it I’d been hauled away by nice men in starched white coats and brought to a lovely little round room with upholstered walls and a cool straitjacket.

Pet peeves: Lots of things…

Nick comes from: I was typing my own name on a job application once, and no matter how many times I wrote it, the name Tiani continued to come up. So I just decided it was a neat name and it’s stuck with me ever since.

Previous nicks: Can’t remember them. No. Actually, don’t want to remember them, but they were lame. Sooo lame….

Who is this insane bitch:

As you might have figured I’m a female with some odd quirks. I’m more or less constantly high on caffeine, sleep deprived, much too influenced from various odd movies, and other stuff. Not using any drugs other than caffeine, chocolate, alcohol and nicotine, which is really brilliant. But the reason to this is me figuring the world wouldn’t have too much use of an even more insane yours truly…

I was born in Sweden by Finish parents, and lived a happy-ish childhood with my brothers and sister, and some foster kids we took care of during the summers. A lovely time, all in all, but somewhere, something made me become a Goth. This too was long before I even KNEW what a Goth was.

But other than that. It's pretty much a mystery to me... (quoth the talking hat in Labyrinth: "Peh! Join the club!")

What has been done (or more accurately what’s in process):

Fanfictions: -Labyrinth: The Death of a Fallen Angel; Where are my shoes?; Fairytale; Past Desires

-Harry Potter: The Vampire, Cat, and the Black Star (not posted); My Sweet Prince (finished); In Between Worlds (not posted); Naked (finished); Obsession (finished); Mr. Selfdestruct (finished); Dark Indulgence (not posted); Sequel to Naked (not posted); The Crawl (in the making)

Original stories: Fallen Angel (not finished); Masquerader and the Phoenix (finished); The Bond of Blood (not posted); The Truth about Vampires (not posted)

Poems: Ode to an Unknown Lover (not posted); Variations of Love (not posted); Forever Sad (not posted); Be like Jesus (not posted); and many, many more which haven’t been typed to my computer…

Likes (warning, lots of things):

Books: Harry Potter, the Discworld series, the Shannara series, Lord of the Rings, Omnibus (Lovecraft collection of three books), Love in Vein, Anne Rice vampire books, Spirits of the Dead and other stories by E.A. Poe, the Dragon Lance series, Good Omens, Neverwhere and other books I can’t remember right out of the blue.

Movies: American Psycho, Animatrix, Blood the last Vampire, Brotherhood of the Wolf, In the company of Wolves, The Matrix series, Lord of the Rings series, Dark Harbour, Die Hard, Die Hard in New York, The Devils Advocate, Interview with a Vampire, Equilibrium, Ghost, Highlander, Highlander- End Game, Labyrinth, Lady Hawke, Legend, Macross Plus, Merlin, Monty Python’s The meaning of Life, Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Princess Mononoke, Queen of the Damned, Sense and Sensibilities, Shanghai Noon, Sleepy Hollow, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tuxedo, Tim Burtons The Nightmare Before Christmas, Underworld, Utena The Movie, X, Vampire Hunter D- Bloodlust, Barbarella, The Hunger, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Sin City (RAWKS!) err… do you really want me to go on? I could go on for ages… Just wondering.

Music: Don’t even go there… there’s just too much.

Comics: Witchblade, Darkness, Ranma, Blade, Love Hina, Choobits, Sandman, Spawn, Pondus, Nemi, Sinfest, Rex Rudi, Modesty Blaise, Dirty Pair, Gloom Cookie, School Bites, Courtney Crumrin and the Night Things, Usagi Jojimbo, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Yu-Gi-Oh, Demon Diary, Aoi House, Building 12, Capitan Nemo, Dead in Dreamland, Emerald Winter, Fallen, Fantasy Realm, Fey Winds, Graceland, Happy Medium, HP Relay, Hybrid Genesis, Iverloch, Natura Morta, Misfile, Redemtion, Skyfall, Star Crosse'd Destiny, The Eight, The Lounge, Unearthly, Vampirates, Victim 12, etc... (the last23 comics are online comics).

Other: Mother, father, Tapio, Riita, Piritta, Timo, and my dog Jeri(deceased. Like to think he's haunting around, and still sleeps in my bed, scaring would be lovers away. He was a jealous bugger that dog...). My friends whom are too numerous to mention, the cute bus driver who looks like L.M. (Harry Potter fans understands), Spring, Summer nights, Fall, Winter, Halloween, birthdays, nature, fan fictions, coffee, weird dreams, red roses, flowers in general, The Evil Twin, making lovely gowns, drawing, writing, watching telly, Finnegan’s Irish Pub, the night with all its wonders, manga, anime... again; do I have to continue?

Dislikes:

Stupid people, war, being cold, having a cold, too few hours to do things on, being tired, being poor, bad smells, bad food, having the period (though it is useful), things being too expensive (which goes under being poor), not having coffee, having to wake up in the morning, Pizza, Bimbo’s (which really goes under stupid people), being without internett, not having any form for inspiration to write or draw, and some other things I can’t come up with at the moment…

Inspiration:

Mainly some song which stirs something in me, dreams, fantasies, books, other fan fictions, pictures, things which happens in my every day life, movies, insomnia, coffee (see a common nominator somewhere?), and… nope. That’s right about it.

What the fuck:

Why did I bother writing this? How many really reads this stuff? On the other hand; who’s going to read THIS? Well, It’s all up to you. This will be posted, somewhat constantly, or, up until I either become rich and get a bigger flat with internet, and gives me a chance to make my own website, in which case these things will be transfered over to the, hopefully, coming site. In that case this will only bear a notice telling everyone it has been removed, and a reference to the link. If that site ever is made, you might see my so-called art work, poorly scanned by the evil scanner who forces me to see every little flaw art wise.

Well… that ought to be it! Next parts of this “fiction” will be updates on what’s happening with my stories and stuff.

So. Bye for now! And please don’t copy this, in case the Fan fiction staff are gravely displeased with this stunt.

Tiina Berg/ aka. Tiani Lunaris.

Ps: I’m not making any sense am I?

Updates:

12.16.2006: Err... wasn't this supposed to be a place to put updates on? Ehm... sorry? Well, anyway. I'm at the moment in northern Finland visiting my sister and her family. We've just been celebrating my Grandfather's 95'th(!) birthday, and I'm actuallt pleased to tell he hasn't changed too much in the ten years since last time I saw him. I began to edit some of my stories, amongst others The Crawl, while doodling on a couple of other stories. I'm sorry to day that during the year I haven't updated, I haven't written a thing, nor have I been listening to music too often lately. But that will be soon be set straight. But first: Let's get ready for christmas!

September 1. 2008: Long since anyone heard anything. For that I do apologize, from the very core of my being. Truth to tell. I entered a severe dryspell when it came to fanfictioning, and it has now culminated in a job I hate so much I unconciously make myself ill every now and then. I am looking for a new job (money is too useful to give up, and a devilish master to obey), which'll give me some more time to be myself. For those interested, I've opened a DeviantArt Account (same alias) and have there posted some of my artworks. Come to think of it, there is some Harry Potter and Labyrinth- fanfiction conceptual designs I need to scan and post at some point or another.