Name: ...umm, none of your beeswax...kidding, call me J. :D

Age: FINALLY 21!! XD

Gender: Female

Height: I'm short and that's all you need to know, no short jokes allowed.

Weight: ...that's not polite to ask... .

Location: Ohio and that's all I'm telling you people.

Favorite Manga: Ouran High School Host Club (Yay Kyoya!), Naruto (duh!), Hana-Kimi, Fruits Basket (YAY! MABUDACHI TRIO!), Yami no Matsuei (or Descendants of Darkness, take your pick. Go Muraki!), Gravitation, Kanpai, Eerie Queerie, Bleach, the oneshot manga Shinobu Kokoro (sexy yaoi ninjas light my fire!), anything else yaoi/shonen-ai, etc, etc, etc. And I have a couple of new ones, Vampire Knight, MeruPeri, La Corda D'Oro, Samurai Deeper Kyo (manga and anime) and yeah...

Favorite Anime: Naruto (too many favorite characters to count...), Yu Yu Hakusho (Kurama the sexy fox man and Hiei are my faves!!), Ouran HS Host Club, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Gundam Wing, Escaflowne, Jing the Bandit King (That little hottie), YnM (I love Muraki, he's so crazy), ummm... oh yeah, Bleach, Sukisho (the yaoi greatness), Princess Tutu (Don't laugh. Yes, it's a ballet anime but damn good! I love Fakir, he's an asshole!) Saiyuki (I love Hakai and Goku!), FFVII: Advent Children (CGI Cloud is hot! And Sephiroth looks like a corpse even compared to Vincent. Reno is so pretty! Hehe), Kyo Kara Maou, and Mirage of Blaze... and a ton more that I don't feel like mentioning. Who reads this stuff anyway? I also want to add Death Note and D. Gray-man (Lavi is the sex!! XD) Oh, can't forget Gakuen Heaven! Hehehe... XD

Favorite Foods: Chocolate (girly of me but I'm addicted), chicken adobo (Yay! Filipino food!), lumpia (more Filipino food!), crispy pata (Filipino...again), pocky (as if you don't know what country this comes from), dugo (Filipino and no, you don't want to know what's in it 'cause I'm not telling, you weak-stomached sissies), cookies! (except Oreos, I'm weird like that. Oh and I hate oatmeal cookies. I love ginger snaps dipped in milk though), macaroni and cheese with hotdog chunks (I've been eating this since I was a kid, don't ask), colby cheese, cheddar cheese, colby-jack cheese, cheese cubes, American cheese (yes, I like cheese. My Grandpa and my Dad raised me on the quote of 'If you don't eat cheese, you're a communist!' Crazy, huh?), mangoes, oranges, pineapples, and more Filipino food that I have forgotten the names of.

Hobbies: Watching anime, reading manga, reading romance/science fiction/fantasy books, bugging my younger sister to the point of insanity (I'm succeeding!), and writing (duh) and a RPG called MapleStory... it owns my soul...

Dislikes: I'll tell you if you ask. It's a long, long list.

That's it...

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Manga: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?

Yaoi: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs?

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak.
If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, Diaphanous

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

It you have ever spent too much money at Border's, put this in your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (My grandma, 3 year survivor of breast cancer. Go Grandma, GO!)

Quotes (because a lot of authors seem to have them on their profiles and they're fun):

"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!" -Jin, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?" -Lisa, The Simpsons

"Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun

"I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives...AHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!" -Eizma, The Emperors New Groove

"If you wish to taste the ground feel free to attack me." -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker!" -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

"There's no way... I'll lose... To a coward who's always whining about destiny." -Naruto, Naruto

"I will never let my comrades die!" -Kakashi, Naruto

"I'm risking my life for this weirdo?" Terazuma, Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -Isaac Asimov

"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown

"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children

"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

"All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afriad they'll die. If I attack, I'm afaid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you." -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach.

"It begins with a character, usually, and once he stands up on his feet and begins to move, all I can do is trot along behind him with a paper and pencil trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does." -William Faulkner

"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Unknown

"Thinking of you, wherever you are, we pray for our sorrows to end and our hearts to blend. Now I will step forward to reallize this wish. And who knows? Starting a journey may not be so hard,or maybe it has already begun..." -Kairi, Kingdom Hearts 2

"Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang." -Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Leon: Think you can handle this many?
Cloud: Well... Might be tough if one more shows up.
Leon: Hm. Then that'll have to be the one I take care of.
Cloud: What, you're fighting too?
-Cloud and Leon, Kingdom Hearts 2

"From the day I was born until the day I die, the only side I’m on is my own." -Genyjo Sanzo, Saiyuki

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." -Michael Pritchard

"Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks

"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." -Ichigo, Bleach

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." -Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

-Growls at painting, clutching it tightly- "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" -Dark Mousy, DNAngel

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" -Lina Inverse, Slayers

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." Christopher Hampton

"I swear to God, if you say 'om nom nom' one more time, I'll kill you!" -My younger sister, Shark Week. XD

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." -Emo Phillips

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Sir Richard Steele

"Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..." -drunk Junon resident, Final Fantasy VII

"The red carpet has teeth." -Auron, Final Fantasy X

"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool." -Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"Well... that's a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus, Final Fantasy X

"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"A wolf will always be a wolf, the Shinsengumi will always be the Shinsengumi, and a manslayer will always be a manslayer, isn't that right, Battousai?" -Saito Hajime, Runrouni Kenshin

"In the end, only the fittest survive in this world. If you're strong you live, if you're weak you die." Seta Soujiro, Rurouni Kenshin

"I've never seen a ship like this before. It's far behind any C'tarl-C'tarl ship. It won't move unless you're naked! That's very kinky, wouldn't you say?" Aisha ClanClan, Outlaw Star

Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
-Kagura & Shigure, Fruits Basket

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

"That's because dessert is one of the four essential meals of the day!" -Tsuzuki Asato, Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness

"Then I'll give you just one piece of advice... dying hurts like hell." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing

"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air." -Doctor G, Gundam Wing

Reno: Hey, partner... =points at bomb in hand= This thing... uh... got any bite to it?
Rude: Shin-Ra technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh, so you made it?
Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy.
Reno: =smiles naughtily= Oh, good...
Rude: You love it, I know.
-Reno and Rude, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Angeal: "When the B Unit sets off the signal, you're to sneak in and-"
Zack: "Yeah...? And...? And, and, and...?!"
Angeal: -smirk- "Indulge yourself."
Zack: "Yes! That's what I do best!"
-Zack and Angeal, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

"Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah!"
-Zack , Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

“Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans

“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous

"I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry." -Randall Jarrell

"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business." -Henry David Thoreau

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." Randall Jarrell

"When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it." -Marie de Sevigne

"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." -Peter York

"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none." -Jules Renard

"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." -Mark Twain

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown

"Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." Scott Westerfeld

"A sale? That means I'll go broke saving money." -Michael Greene

"To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one." -Selwyn Champion

"I'm not short. I just live in a big world." -Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

"I'm a damsel; I'm in distress; I can handle this. Have a nice day." -Megura, Hercules

"I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men and other mythical creatures." Anonymous

"Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing." Heather Armstrong