theGIRLwhoREADStooMUCH
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since: 02-27-12, id: 3766116, Profile Updated: 04-30-13
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I love to read my favorite books are Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, The sisterhood of the traveling pants, Divergent, the maze runner, 1-800-where-are-you, the mediator series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Beautiful Creatures, Witch and Wizard, The Perks of being a wallflower, the shadow children, escape from memory, boys girls and other hazardous objects, 13 reasons why, hunger games and many, many more. I play basketball, volleyball, and softball. Please read my stories

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

A True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?


Repost this if you truly believe in God.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat :P

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “CRAP! … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a VERY embarrassing biography about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. bark at passing cars.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profileIf you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If your an proud stalker and overly obsessed love struck fan girl of Edward anthony masen cullen copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight,you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah!

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents are actually sick and tired of Twilight because of you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents know that you love Twilight so much because of how much you say it to them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.


1. If At First You Don't Succeed » reviews
Bella has spent the last five years struggling to rebuild her life and take care of her daughter all alone. Now that she put the heartbreak and betrayal of her past behind her, and has her life back on track; she's completely unprepared for the shock that awaits her one fateful night. Must she reevaluate everything she finally put to rest? Will the Cullens force her hand? Multi POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,069 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 1-13-13 - Bella & Edward
2. My Crazy Best Friend » reviews
Eric thinks that his best friend Pery Jackson is crazy when he turns down a date from the hottest girl in school. But he soon finds out that Percy has a very big reason to turn down any girl who asks him out. Basically Percy's mortal friends meet Annabeth and some other kids from camp. PERCABETH rules, please read and review but no flames!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-23-12 - Published: 9-3-12 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete
3. What Just Happened? reviews
Harper spends most of her time trying to pass her classes and drooling over Justin Hunter. But when Justin asks out her best friend Annabeth certain secrets that Annabeth had been keeping quiet come into the light; and they have a lot to do with a certain black haired hottie. Basically one of Annabeth's friends gets to witness the epicness that is PERCABETH! PLease leave a review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-23-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
4. Just Harry reviews
Hermione's thoughts when everyone thinks that Harry is dead, because she didn't just lose a hero, or an icon. She lost her best friend... Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-12 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
5. Tell me why reviews
Piper doesn't understand Annabeth. She doesn't get why she is hurting so badly over the missing hero. But she is determined to find out. Now that they are on the Argo can she finally find out her story. Annabeth tells her why Percy means so much to her! Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-24-12 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete