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NAMES YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN

So for this I am going to use Cutie Kyuubi, because giving out your real name, is foolish!

1.YOUR NOBODY NAME:(take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Cuexit
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cutizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Fox
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Velvet
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kyucufol
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Orange Fruit Juice
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rbaoake
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Patrice Alan
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Jasmyne
10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Cuhtgiked Kmhyuuj bkki

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

99.9% of girls would die if Justin Beiber went missing if you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile (DOWN WITH JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love life, you better copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a Sonic fan and hate the haters of Sonic games, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a portal gun, copy and paste this in your profile.

To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. Copy and paste this onto your profile if this is true

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If you have a crush on a video game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever woken up from a really crazy dream and rushed down stairs to tell everyone you live with how nuts it was, only to have forgotten what it was all about by the time you reach the kitchen table, copy and paste this into your profile!

Copy and paste this if you're team Picard!

Copy and paste this if you're team Data!

Copy and paste this if you're team "The Next Generation"!

Copy and paste this if you're team Worf!

Copy and paste this if you're team Dax!

Copy and paste this if you're team Klingon!

Copy and paste this if you're team Secretariat!

Copy and paste this if you're team "Twilight Zone"!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love thinking of Anti-Cosmo as your godparent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

A NinjaFan Interview:

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

Zane!!!

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Tackle/hug and kiss him!

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Love to spend time with me or be very intrigued with how I act.

4. What music does s/he listen to?

How should I know?

5. Do you have an OC?

Yes

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

Same as me

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

I can't really come up with anything..

9. Who is your favorite Serpintine?

Fangtom

10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Biting his other head.. idk

11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpintine do if they met each other?

They would fight, of course.

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

Kai, just because he's so hot-headed.

13. Who is your least favorite Serpintine?

Acidius.

14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

Only two. Maybe three.

15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Zane/OC

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

Yes

17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?

Life

18. What side would you join?

Duh! Ninja all the way!!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Type your name if you actually fell for it: FearlessNeko, Tavia99, Cutie Kyuubi

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

40 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

My dog Jazzmyne

3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning?

Watching NCIS

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Still watching NCIS

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Almond Joy

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Noooo. No no no no no no no no.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Do we have any stamps?

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint chocolate chip.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange Gatoraid.

10. What was the last thing you ate?

Fruit roll ups.

11. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yup. Goku's training shirt. The orange one with the turtle symbol on the back.

12. What was the last sporting event you watched?

You know, I don't remember?

13. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Kettle corn!

14. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

My mum.

15. Have you ever gone camping?

Yes.

16. Do you take vitamins daily?

No. I used to though.

17. Do you have a tan?

Nope. I'm so pale, people say I blind them. I think they're overreacting though.

18. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Ummm, I think pizza comes first in some occasions. It depends on what mood I'm in.

19. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Nope.

20. What are you doing tomorrow?

Probably sleeping. I get off work in the morning.

21. Look to your left, what do you see?

A foot tall, purple dragon candle.

22. What color is your watch?

Black and silver.

23. What do you think when you hear "Australia?"

Koala.

24. What is your birthstone?

Garnet.

25. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My boyfriend.

26. How many states have you lived in?

One, Minnesota.

27. What was the last song you listened to?

Transformers Prime Theme.

28. Can you alphabet backwards?

Yeah, but it would take me a while.

29. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope.

30. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time?

Black and white shape ups from sketchers.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

I do get jealous of any girl that gets near my boyfriend. But, I'm working on that!

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

Of course! Who wouldn't be jealous of me? Lol jk.

33. Do you love anyone?

My boyfriend, of course. And my family.

34. Do your friends have children?

One of them does.

35. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, thank Primus.

36. Do you use the word "Hello" daily?

Yup.

37. What color is your car?

Green

38. Do you like cats?

Kinda, though I'm more of a dog person.

39. Are you thinking about someone right now?

No, not really.

40. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Unfortunately, no.

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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DECEPTICONS

1) Your favorite Transformer/s: Ratchet.

2) What would you do if you met him/her? I would not be able to stop smiling.

3) What do you think he/she would think of you? He'd probably think I've gone mad, and have me perform a mental exam.

4) What music do you think he/she would like to listen to? Jeez, I don't even know.

5) What would be the most weirdest thing you see him/she do? Hmmm. That's a tough one. Probably being nice to the twins? IDK.

6) Who is your favorite Autobot? Ratchet, duh.

7) Who is your favorite Decepticon? Blitzwing!!!

8) Who is your least favorite Autobot? Sunstreaker. He's far too vain for his own good.

9) Who is your least favorite Decepticon? Starscream. I just can't take that mech seriously.

10) What would your favorite Autobot and Decepticon do if they met each other? Ratchet would probably put Blitzwing in the nuthouse.

11) Who is your favorite transformer couple? Ratchet/OC.

12) If you could give your favorite transformers a nickname what would it be? Doc Bot.

13) What side would you choose to be on? Autobot, of course.

14) Do you have a transformer OC? Yes.

15) If you could transform into a vehicle what would it be? Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. Cause the idea of flying would be too cool I pass up!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Michael Bay should be ripped a new one for killing off Ironhide and Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile.

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.