Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.
Name:just call me clorinated freak, clorination station, amtrack, or kate
Age:not telling you
Discription:tallish, blonde hair,brown eyes
Fav. Color: blue of the ocean
Fav. book series: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson
Hobbies: i love to swim, read, and write poetry
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 () You have caught yourself drooling
21 () You've fallen asleep in class
22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 () Your friends tell you to stop using too many big words
35 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
36 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
37 (x) Sometimes when you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
38 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
39 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
40 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
41 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart
Quotes from friends:
"what were you thinking... actually i dont want to know"a
"Stop hanging out at railroad tracks with shady people"e
"thats your hand not a phone"me to N
"you sidiot" me & a(sidiot- sick'o and an idiot)
"me thinks the lady doth protset to much" e quoting shakespear
"you scare me"a
"why is this person poking my face"a
"whatch ya doin"me..."staring at that dot on the wall" a
"i like penguins"117x and counting S
"do you want to blow up the world"a
"i finally figured out how we were going to take over the world"me
"dont mess with devi... or you die"me
"will you quit freaking out, its a bird its not scary"me
"why do i hang out with you guys" a
"i think i just papercuted my eye"a
"May i borrow a writting implemant" e
"Wait did you just say i ate my dreams"a
"plan B was 'fight like crazed wolverines becauseplan A went nowhere."-Max, maximum ride, Angel
"'We all have flaws.'the Duke said. 'Mine is being wicked'"- The 13 Clocks
"'She only like you because she thinks your the chosen one.' 'But i am the chosen one' *SMACK*"- Harry and hermione, harry potter 6
"' Just because it's taken you 3 years to notice Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'M A GIRL'" Hermione, Harry Potter book 4
"'Not spew! It's S.P.E.W.! Stands for the society for the protection of elfish welfare." hermione, Harry Potter year 4
"Maybe Neith had killed them all and collected their pockets, or perhaps they were all down in the bunker, preparing for a zombie invsasion." Sadie's thoughts, The Serpent's Shadow
Your a book-aholic if...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
If this applies to you, copy it onto your profile:
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you are one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason
If you have ever run into a door/wall
If you have a very wide range of interests
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa
If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time
If you are obsessed with fanfiction
If you have ever had a tumb-war with yourself just becuase you're bored
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off at the others gasping for air
A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany I am three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself Against the wall
I try to hide From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And run to the door
He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Post this on your profile if you hate racism... (yeah, jus the statement poeple)
Why do we sleep in church,
but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,
yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,
but bar and club numbers growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?
90 % of you won't repost this.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your real prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Comforts you when he dumps you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "seven days..."
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Doesn't address your parents--just starts talking
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying "DARN!!"
FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Most likely leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will yell at the whole crowd every chance they get.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Quotes from fanfictions
"'Triumelephantly'. 10 times more triumphant than 'triumphantly'." and
"WE GET THAT HE LACKS A NASAL APPENDAGE!" and
"My mouth decided I should see my soda again before I swallowed"
-Commentary on the Commentary of My Immortal by T.AnneHallows (she was commenting on JohnnyWinchester's commentary)
That's it peopel read my stories, review if you want to, ignore them if you don't. Either way i could care less.
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