Greetings mortals, and welcome to my lair. I am !!Fwoosh!!, maven of mining, defender of dwarves, and lord of the da... What? Someone took the name Fwoosh already? Seriously? Fine, lets start this over again. I am !!Fw00sh!!, maven of.. Oh forget it, this is getting quite silly.

Anyways, in my spare time between surfing the internet, reading webcomics, doing school stuff, playing Dwarf Fortress, and attempting to rule the world, I occasionally take time out of my busy schedule to do some writing. It might not all be *masterpiece* quality and the formatting can be wonky at times, but that doesn't mean it can't be highly entertaining. So far it is mostly about XCOM, Prototype, and Dwarf Fortress, which if you haven't heard of you should definitely look up, but I may be expanding my INTERESTS with things from Homestuck, Looking for Group, or any of the other various webcomics I read. Since Discworld is awesome it is likely I might do some writing about that as well. So read on my friends, and be prepared for some serious !!FUN!!

IMPORTANT STORY UPDATE INFO

XCOM: Viral Offense

As anyone already reading it has probably noticed, XCOM: Viral Offense has not updated it quite a while now. Although there are dozens of excuses I could give for this, the most brief is that life is obnoxiously in the way sometimes. Fear not though, it is NOT DEAD, merely on a bit (wow understatement) of a hiatus. I've also been considering starting it over from scratch but that's a whole other discussion that I would not mind PM's on if anyone has an opinion about that they want to share. But in one form or another, the story will go on. Hopefully soon, but until my wayward muse returns we might be in for a bit of a wait.