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Author has written 69 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Village, Pirates of the Caribbean, Disney, Jane Eyre, Incredibles, Patriot, Misc. Books, Aladdin, and Toy Story. Thank you for reading and offering your insight. I have a lot of unfinished old fanfics that are all sort of crazy and slightly ridiculous. However, I like that they show who I was at a certain age, so I'm keeping them around. I have a lot of fun here, and have "met" a lot of great folks. I do my best to reply to all signed reviews. There has been a length of time during which I have not had internet, and if I missed replying to you, I am sorry. I'm grateful for all reviews. At the moment, I'm working on Not a Fairytale. It's going to be a long fic, and I may post smaller projects during it. It will probably have about 50 chapters. (Temporary work-related hiatus) Potentially triggering content is always in the warning note. If ever you feel something else needs to be listed, let me know. Working on Chapter 21 for Not a Fairytale this month! Expect regular updates once more! | |||||||
1. Not a Fairytale » reviewsDark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 243,125 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 3-2-13 - Published: 9-7-11 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.2. 50 Times Severus Snape Laughed » reviewsAnd what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-24-12 - Published: 2-20-12 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.3. Children At Play reviewsAfter years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete4. Recall Alice When She Was Just Small » reviewsDudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 556 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 4-16-07 - Dudley D. - Complete5. They Don't Have Good Years reviewsA love/hate poem about Syndrome and Mirage.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete6. Catcher in the Sand reviewspre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-087. Sonne reviewspost DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-6-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete8. If We Were Our Afflictions, I'd Be Joining You reviewsSometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it's hard to tell there's a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-28-08 - Scorpius M. & Albus S. P. - Complete9. Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas reviewsHe heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don't seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn't have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-23-07 - Cutler B. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete10. Cadaver Bag reviewsViolet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete11. Paninaro '95 reviewsPassion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that's like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-11-07 - Dudley D. - Complete12. Something Somebody Somewhere reviewsHe smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-5-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete13. Wrecked reviewsAnd so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-17-07 - Cutler B. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete14. Family Counseling With the Dursleys » reviewsHarry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 5-18-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P.15. Ron Sings: The Twelve Days Of Christmas » reviewsAfter three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-9-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.16. Timeline reviewsFollow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-5-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete17. Way Back When We Were Blameless » reviewsHP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-22-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.18. Heart Rot: Poetry to Scream To reviews"Married women, hm?" Bellatrix smirked. "Off limits seems so shiny, doesn't it, Snape? That way, you'll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn't take you. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-20-07 - Severus S. & Bellatrix L. - Complete19. Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory reviewsHarry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-27-07 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete20. Dear Mr Incredible » reviewsA series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 1-6-0721. Saving Prefect Granger » reviewsDraco decides it's high time Hermione was saved from boredom. PostHogwarts, zany pairings [Harry and WHO?], nutty humour, and insane Lucius. Newest chapter introduces an entire new brand of fanfiction Draco: The Ginny!Draco. And I DON'T mean GinnyxDraco.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,454 - Reviews: 542 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 8-12-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.22. Come Out, Whoever You Are! » reviewsUpdated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry's time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-26-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.23. Herein Was the Problem reviewsBellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-19-07 - Bellatrix L. & Severus S. - Complete24. Angst Boys, Angst » reviewsRon has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 7-24-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.25. Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall » reviewsThis is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-11-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete26. The Art of Hufflepuffication » reviewsPart two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 1-9-07 - Justin F. & Ernie M.27. The Escalation's Key » reviewsA series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 10-13-06 - Mirage & Syndrome28. Professional Widows » reviewsThe story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 2-21-0729. Off » reviewsA ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 12-11-0630. The Human Condition reviewsA dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for. [My first Vyndrome.]Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete31. A Picture of Passion reviewsJane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-07 - Complete32. Moments Like That reviewsThe Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete33. John, dear John reviewsJohn observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete34. A Nasty Little Tidbit reviewsMirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-07 - Complete35. 33 reviewsDirectly after HBP. Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-19-07 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete36. Be Somebody » reviewsTwenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-11-0737. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner » reviewsBob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-14-0738. Pain in My reviewsMirage and Syndrome, severe, mature. He's everything, she's nothing. Songfic.Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete39. The 1969 Tonic Affair » reviewsSeverus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 8-12-05 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.40. Bleeding Blue reviewsWilliam Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.Patriot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete41. Boys and Girls reviewsBoys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete42. Scortum Formosus reviewsWomen can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete43. December's Child reviewsA timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete44. Plain Little Janie reviewsJohn Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete45. Mask reviewsSometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. MS oneshot syn POVIncredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete46. Immune reviewsSyndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete47. It's a Shame John Reed Died Without Making a Will reviewsSome good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete48. REV 22:20 reviewsAfter the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. It's a nice thing she gave him a keepsake, crafty witch. He puts it to good use. [Solo Pleasure, ADULT]Disney - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-16-06 - Complete49. Stallions reviewsTom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-6-06 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete50. Honey reviewsAfter being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-06 - Complete51. piece of reviewsSnape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-3-06 - Severus S. & Bellatrix L. - Complete52. Siren reviewsRight after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete53. Hide and Seek reviewsIvy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:Village - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-27-0654. The Origin of Snivellus » reviewsThe story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 7-3-04 - Severus S. & Tom R. Jr.55. Snitch Handling reviewsJames Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-29-04 - James P. & Lucius M.56. The SS Virus reviewsLily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she can't get any sleep at night. weird drabble on Severus and Lily, as a sickening obsessionHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-10-04 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S.57. Quiet reviewsNoah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]Village - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-1-0458. The Price of Temptation reviewsNoah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-24-0459. A Sly and Artful Party » reviewsFrodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 1-22-04 - Samwise G. & Rosie C.60. Leave, Leaving, Left reviewsMayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-04 - Complete61. Think of Roses » reviewsUPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-5-04 - Samwise G. & Rosie C.62. Reasons to Kill Icky Vicky reviewsRon deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-14-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.63. My Mayella reviewsA poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-14-0364. Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul » reviewsAngst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-22-03 - Published: 8-17-0365. Neville's Lost His Diary! » reviewsNeville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 5-18-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete66. From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius » reviewsStep into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-20-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.67. Seamus Ashames Us reviewsA poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-14-03 - Draco M.68. The Icicle Melts » reviewsA narrative HermioneDraco fic in Ms. Granger's POV. When Hermione notices Malfoy staring at her repeatedly during a dance in sixth year, she can't help but wonder what in the heck he thinks he's doing! Contains some fun Pathetic!Ron. finishedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 5-1-03 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete69. All the Things He Said reviewsAll the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-3-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.
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