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1. Obsessed and The Warning reviews

It's all goin down. Harry bragged about how he and Draco were togetha, Draco dissed him in a song. Harry struck back with a stinging rap. Song parody of Mariah Carey and Eminem because it pretty much IS Draco and Harry. uh what.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

2. Children At Play reviews

After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.

Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete

3. Recall Alice When She Was Just Small » reviews

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. New Chapter: Epilogue.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,434 - Reviews: 502 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 4-16-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete

4. They Don't Have Good Years reviews

A love/hate poem about Syndrome and Mirage.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete

5. Catcher in the Sand reviews

pre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?

Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-08

6. Sonne reviews

post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-6-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

7. If We Were Our Afflictions, I'd Be Joining You reviews

Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-28-08 - Scorpius M. & Albus S. P. - Complete

8. Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews

He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-23-07 - Cutler B. & Jack S. - Complete

9. Cadaver Bag reviews

Violet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete

10. Paninaro '95 reviews

Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-11-07 - Dudley D. - Complete

11. Something Somebody Somewhere reviews

He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete

12. Wrecked reviews

And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-07 - Cutler B. & Jack S. - Complete

13. Family Counseling With the Dursleys » reviews

Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 5-18-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P.

14. Ron Sings: The Twelve Days Of Christmas » reviews

After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-9-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.

15. Timeline reviews

Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-5-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete

16. Way Back When We Were Blameless » reviews

HP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-22-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.

17. Heart Rot: Poetry to Scream To reviews

“Married women, hm?” Bellatrix smirked. “Off limits seems so shiny, doesn’t it, Snape? That way, you’ll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn’t take you. [Oneshot.]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-20-07 - Severus S. & Bellatrix L. - Complete

18. Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory reviews

Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-27-07 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete

19. Dear Mr Incredible » reviews

A series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 1-6-07

20. Saving Prefect Granger » reviews

Draco decides it's high time Hermione was saved from boredom. PostHogwarts, zany pairings [Harry and WHO?], nutty humour, and insane Lucius. Newest chapter introduces an entire new brand of fanfiction Draco: The Ginny!Draco. And I DON'T mean GinnyxDraco.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,027 - Reviews: 537 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 8-12-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.

21. Come Out, Whoever You Are! » reviews

Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,193 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-26-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.

22. Herein Was the Problem reviews

Bellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-19-07 - Bellatrix L. & Severus S. - Complete

23. Angst Boys, Angst » reviews

Ron has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 7-24-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.

24. Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall » reviews

This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-11-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete

25. The Art of Hufflepuffication » reviews

Part two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 1-9-07 - Justin F. & Ernie M.

26. Escalation's Key » reviews

Mirage and Syndrome. How scary could this be?

Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 10-13-06

27. Professional Widows » reviews

The story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.

Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 2-21-07

28. Off » reviews

A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 12-11-06

29. The Human Condition reviews

A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for. [My first Vyndrome.]

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

30. A Picture of Passion reviews

Jane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.

Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-07 - Complete

31. Moments Like That reviews

The Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.

Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

32. John, dear John reviews

John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?

Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

33. Sinner: Story of John Reed, Rascal of Gateshead » reviews

Young Master Reed does not follow the Good Book. He's written his own book. [New chapter is up. John goes to London. John goes to a brothel.]

Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 6-28-06

34. A Nasty Little Tidbit reviews

Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-07 - Complete

35. 33 reviews

Directly after HBP. Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-19-07 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete

36. Be Somebody » reviews

Twenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-11-07

37. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner » reviews

Bob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-14-07

38. Pain in My reviews

Mirage and Syndrome, severe, mature. He's everything, she's nothing. Songfic.

Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete

39. The 1969 Tonic Affair » reviews

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 8-12-05 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.

40. Bleeding Blue reviews

William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.

Patriot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete

41. Boys and Girls reviews

Boys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]

Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete

42. Scortum Formosus reviews

Women can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]

Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete

43. December's Child reviews

A timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.

Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete

44. Plain Little Janie reviews

John Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]

Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete

45. Mask reviews

Sometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. MS oneshot syn POV

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete

46. Immune reviews

Syndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.

Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete

47. It's a Shame John Reed Died Without Making a Will reviews

Some good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.

Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete

48. REV 22:20 reviews

After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. It's a nice thing she gave him a keepsake, crafty witch. He puts it to good use. [Solo Pleasure, ADULT]

Disney - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-16-06 - Complete

49. Stallions reviews

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-6-06 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete

50. Honey reviews

After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-5-06 - Complete

51. piece of reviews

Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-3-06 - Severus S. & Bellatrix L. - Complete

52. Siren reviews

Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete

53. Sugar, Sugar reviews

Parody of the R&B song suga suga as sung by John Reed of the novel 'Jane Eyre.'

Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-06 - Complete

54. Hide and Seek reviews

Ivy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:

Village - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-27-06

55. The Origin of Snivellus » reviews

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 7-3-04 - Severus S. & Tom R. Jr.

56. Snitch Handling reviews

James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-29-04 - James P. & Lucius M.

57. The SS Virus reviews

Lily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she cant get any sleep at night.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-10-04 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S.

58. Quiet reviews

Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]

Village - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-1-04

59. The Price of Temptation reviews

Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.

Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-24-04

60. A Sly and Artful Party » reviews

Frodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 1-22-04 - Samwise G. & Rosie C.

61. Leave, Leaving, Left reviews

Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!

To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-04 - Complete

62. Think of Roses » reviews

UPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-5-04 - Samwise G. & Rosie C.

63. Reasons to Kill Icky Vicky reviews

Ron deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-14-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G.

64. My Mayella reviews

A poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.

To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-14-03

65. Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul » reviews

Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-22-03 - Published: 8-17-03

66. Neville's Lost His Diary! » reviews

Neville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 5-18-03 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete

67. From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius » reviews

Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-20-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.

68. Seamus Ashames Us reviews

A poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-14-03 - Draco M.

69. The Icicle Melts » reviews

A narrative HermioneDraco fic in Ms. Granger’s POV. When Hermione notices Malfoy staring at her repeatedly during a dance in sixth year, she can’t help but wonder what in the heck he thinks he’s doing! Contains some fun Pathetic!Ron. finished

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 5-1-03 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete

70. All the Things He Said reviews

All the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-3-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.