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1. Children At Play

After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.

Complete - Toy Story - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 11-18-08

2. Recall Alice When She Was Just Small » reviews

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. New Chapter: Epilogue.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,434 - Reviews: 484 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 4-16-07

3. They Don't Have Good Years reviews

Silver and red, three guesses who.

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 7-19-08

4. Catcher in the Sand reviews

pre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?

Aladdin - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08

5. Sonne reviews

post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

6. If We Were Our Afflictions, I'd Be Joining You reviews

Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08

7. Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews

He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07

8. Cadaver Bag reviews

Violet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07

9. Paninaro '95 reviews

Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 10-11-07

10. Something Somebody Somewhere reviews

He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 10-5-07

11. Wrecked reviews

And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 9-17-07

12. Family Counseling With the Dursleys » reviews

Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 5-18-07

13. Ron Sings: The Twelve Days Of Christmas » reviews

After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-9-03

14. Timeline reviews

Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 8-5-07

15. Way Back When We Were Blameless » reviews

HP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-22-07

16. Heart Rot: Poetry to Scream To reviews

“Married women, hm?” Bellatrix smirked. “Off limits seems so shiny, doesn’t it, Snape? That way, you’ll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn’t take you. [Oneshot.]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 6-20-07

17. Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory reviews

Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

18. Dear Mr Incredible » reviews

A series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.

Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 1-6-07

19. Saving Prefect Granger » reviews

Draco decides it's high time Hermione was saved from boredom. PostHogwarts, zany pairings [Harry and WHO?], nutty humour, and insane Lucius. Newest chapter introduces an entire new brand of fanfiction Draco: The Ginny!Draco. And I DON'T mean GinnyxDraco.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,027 - Reviews: 535 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 8-12-03

20. Come Out, Whoever You Are! » reviews

Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,193 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-26-07

21. Herein Was the Problem reviews

Bellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 4-19-07

22. Angst Boys, Angst » reviews

Ron has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 7-24-03

23. Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall » reviews

This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-11-07 - Published: 3-21-07

24. The Art of Hufflepuffication » reviews

Part two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 1-9-07

25. Escalation's Key » reviews

Mirage and Syndrome. How scary could this be?

Incredibles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 10-13-06

26. Professional Widows » reviews

The story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.

Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 2-21-07

27. Off » reviews

A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 12-11-06

28. The Human Condition reviews

A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for. [My first Vyndrome.]

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 3-12-07

29. A Picture of Passion reviews

Jane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-12-07

30. Moments Like That reviews

The Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 2-5-07

31. John, dear John reviews

John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 2-5-07

32. Sinner: Story of John Reed, Rascal of Gateshead » reviews

Young Master Reed does not follow the Good Book. He's written his own book. [New chapter is up. John goes to London. John goes to a brothel.]

Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 6-28-06

33. A Nasty Little Tidbit reviews

Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07

34. 33 reviews

Directly after HBP. Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07

35. Be Somebody » reviews

Twenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.

Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-11-07

36. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner » reviews

Bob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.

Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-14-07

37. Pain in My reviews

Mirage and Syndrome, severe, mature. He's everything, she's nothing. Songfic.

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-15-07

38. The 1969 Tonic Affair » reviews

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 8-12-05

39. Bleeding Blue reviews

William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.

Complete - Patriot - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

40. Boys and Girls reviews

Boys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 12-7-06

41. Scortum Formosus reviews

Women can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-28-06

42. December's Child reviews

A timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06

43. Plain Little Janie reviews

John Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06

44. Mask reviews

Sometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. MS oneshot syn POV

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 10-11-06

45. Immune reviews

Syndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.

Complete - Incredibles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

46. It's a Shame John Reed Died Without Making a Will reviews

Some good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-06

47. REV 22:20 reviews

After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. It's a nice thing she gave him a keepsake, crafty witch. He puts it to good use. [Solo Pleasure, ADULT]

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-06

48. Stallions reviews

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 8-6-06

49. Honey reviews

After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06

50. piece of reviews

Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-3-06

51. Siren reviews

Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06

52. Sugar, Sugar reviews

Parody of the R&B song suga suga as sung by John Reed of the novel 'Jane Eyre.'

Complete - Jane Eyre - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-06

53. Hide and Seek reviews

Ivy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:

Village - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06

54. The Origin of Snivellus » reviews

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 7-3-04

55. Snitch Handling reviews

James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-29-04 - Published: 12-29-04

56. The SS Virus reviews

Lily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she cant get any sleep at night.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 11-10-04

57. Quiet reviews

Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]

Village - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-1-04 - Published: 9-1-04

58. The Price of Temptation reviews

Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.

Village - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04

59. A Sly and Artful Party » reviews

Frodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 1-22-04

60. Leave, Leaving, Left reviews

Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!

Complete - To Kill a Mockingbird - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 1-29-04

61. Think of Roses » reviews

UPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-5-04

62. Reasons to Kill Icky Vicky reviews

Ron deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 11-14-03

63. My Mayella reviews

A poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.

To Kill a Mockingbird - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 11-14-03

64. Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul » reviews

Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-22-03 - Published: 8-17-03

65. Neville's Lost His Diary! » reviews

Neville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 5-18-03

66. From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius » reviews

Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-20-03

67. Seamus Ashames Us reviews

A poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 5-14-03

68. The Icicle Melts » reviews

A narrative HermioneDraco fic in Ms. Granger’s POV. When Hermione notices Malfoy staring at her repeatedly during a dance in sixth year, she can’t help but wonder what in the heck he thinks he’s doing! Contains some fun Pathetic!Ron. finished

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 5-1-03

69. All the Things He Said reviews

All the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03